NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Halloween is only a few haunting days away. Soon the trick-or-treaters will be at you door hollering trick-or-treat at your door. What kind of candy do you hand out? Join us as we share our spooky and scary Halloween tales or not. Before you listen, mix up our drink-of-the-week, the Father, Son and Holy Smoke.. and hope you get what we are talking about. Or not.

Join Jim and Paul as we share our experiences from the great outdoors. Enjoy stories ranging from campgrounds, pop-up trailers and park rangers to sleeping in plastic pup tents in the backyard. And, of course, sip our drink of the week and laugh with us in the Great Outdoors!

Do you like going to your high school class reunions? Isn't interesting how much people change? Have you ever been cornered by a classmate who wants to share his baseball card collection stories? How many of your male classmates are rockin' ponytails - at 67 years old? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Old School - and laugh at our high school reunion observations!

Have you ever bought a purple car? As a teenager, have you ever borrowed your parents car and not told them the car was not working right when you got home? Do you remember the first new car you ever bought with your own money? To make sure your car is operating at top performance, mix up our Dirnk-Of-The-Week - The Carburetor - and laugh at our car stories!

Today we share our most recent live concert experiences! Would you go see Barry Manilow perform live? Of course you would! Do you find it difficult to understand Dave Matthew's Lyrics he sings at his concerts? Ever seen 83 year old guitar legend Robin Trower perform live? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the High Hat, and laugh with us on our way to our next live concert!

Do you play golf? Do you enjoy playing golf? Have you ever had a hole in one? Have you ever had to confront possible cheating situations? Hole in to the Halfway shack and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Tee One Up - before you tee off!

Launch the fireworks and pop open the champagne, because today's episode is our 100th podcast. We've reached the century mark for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories Podcasts. With listners from 6 of 7 continents from around the globe, our mission is to entertain you with our podcast stories and format. Of course, that includes our creative Drink-Of-The-Week. Our DOW is called The 100 in celebration of our 100th podcast. Mix up "The 100" and tune us in! Thank you listeners for all your support of NO WAY! Two Guys Stories!

Feeling a little hot today? Do you have a heat dome circulating 90+ heat over your house? Do you remember life before air conditioning in homes and schools? Today, we share our hot weather stories, sure to cause you to laugh and raise your temperature. To help you cool down, mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, The Heat Wave, and cool off while laughing at our summer heat stories!

Get your boarding pass out and fly with us and laugh at our airport stories. Ever had your plane return to your departing airport because of a drunk passenger? How those passengers who try to stuff thier gigantic carry on bag into a bin and it wont fit into the overhead comparment? Have you ever had your flight delayed because the pilot can't remember the password for the aircraft communication system. When the flight attendant asks you if you would like a drink, say YES and request a Boarding Zone - and tune into our airport podcast!!

Don't bug out, because our podcast today is about bothersome summer bugs. Have you ever gone hiking only to discover at trails end you are carrying 10 ticks? Have you ever had a praying mantis drive with you on the windshiled of your car for 2 hours and not fall off? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Barfly - and put on some bugspray beffore laughing at our Bug podcast stories!

Hop on board today as we take you cruising on our boating trips. Have you ever been stranded in a lake after your engine dies? Or have you ever been on a cruise ship where a fellow passenger died? Sail with us and laugh heartily at our boating stories. But before we leave the dock, we wil \l mix you up one of our most interesting Drink-Of-The-Week, The Life Raft!

Today's podcast we share our That's Not What I Expected Stories. Ever have to visit two websites and three stores to buy a bedroom tableside alarm clock? How many times have you bought items that turn out to be defective or have missing parts. If you play golf, has the starter ever warned you that the two guys that tee of behind you also have two escorts with them? Mix up our complex tasting Drink-Of-The-Week - This Is Not What I Wanted Smoked Old Fashioned Mocktail and laugh at our escapades!

Remember life before cell phones? Stopping at payphones to make a phone call…do you have enough quarters? Or did you use your AT&T calling card? Was the only phone you grew up with located in the kitchen with a 40-foot cord? There was no phone privacy back then. Who had a bag phone-the pre-curser to the cell phone? Did your boss used to contact you via the company pager device? Join us as we share our Life Before Cell Phones stories. Before you do, be sure to complete that last payphone call and mix up our curiously delicious Drink-OF-The-Week: The Autodial.

Have you ever had any strange or unusual things happen int he waiting room at a medical center or a car repair service or in an airline's sky club. Perhaps you had to listen to somebody's tale of woe. Or did you see somebody clipping their nails? Join us as we share our hilarious waiting room stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Eavesdropper!

Do you enjoy going on vacation? Or have you experienced some vacation mishaps? Have you ever stopped for gas on vacation and after departing, discover your wallet is missing? Have you ever had to scour the bottom of a pool for contact lenses with a borrowed mask because your wife opened her eyes underwater? We're sure you will laugh at our vacation mishaps. And be sure to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Jim's Hula Special Mai Tai - to get you in vacation mode!

Loyal Listenters - we celbrate our 90th podcast and many thanks for your support! Today, we share our hilarious pub crawl stories. Ever do a pub crawl riding a tandem bike? Hav eyou ever been stranded on an island because you were having too much fun on a pub crawl? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Three Wiseguys and a Wiseman and laugh at our pub crawl stories!

Are you a Do It Yourself person? If so, have you evercut off the tip of your finger twice doing DIY projects? While doing a DIY projects, hoow many trips do you end of making to the hardware store? Do you find that duct tape is one of your best DIY tools? Mix up our Drink-Of-The Week - The Fixer Upper and laugh with us at our DIY escapades.

Do you like shoveling snow? Do you own a snowblower or do you have a snow removal service? Do you wish your neighbor would shovel your sidewalk? Have you ever clogged your snowblower with a newapaper? How mad do you get when the city snowplow block up the end of your driveway with snow and ice? Join us as we share our snow removal stories. And when you are done snow shoveling, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Flaming Snow Drift!

When is the last time you cleaned out all the junk in your house or basement? Ever see your garbage collection people inspect your junk before they throw it in the garbage truck? have you ever watched to see if your garbage people take all the junk you threw out that week? If you have a cleaning service at your house, do you clean before the cleaning service arrives? Mix up our Drink of The Week - The Household Cleaner - and enjoy our throwing out junk stories!

Today's podcast we share our college party stories with our special guests, John and Bryan. Bryan works for Buffalo Trace in sales and marketing and is an expert in bourbon tastings. So today, you will here our hilarious college party stories. And as a bonus, Bryan conducts a bourbon tasting with us. So settle in, pour your self at Buffalo Trace and enjoy our podcast!