Simon Mayo's Confessions

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift through a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud confessions this week. Starting with Mags, who shares a hilariously vengeful tale from her Glaswegian dad Bill, involving a mischievous act with washing-up liquid that turns a dull street into a bubble-filled chaos! Canoeing Keith reveals a mischievous act of sabotage during a summer camp that changed the course of his awkward teenage love life. Meanwhile, Moneypenny shares a delightful story about an alternative fact involving Ian Fleming and a local church, turning history on its head in the most entertaining way. Plus, don’t miss Brian’s hilarious account of getting back at an insufferable officer with a creative twist on coffee brewing! Tune in for laughs, moral dilemmas, and unforgettable confessions. Have a story of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt. Plus, Max shares a cringe-worthy story from a Dubai trip involving a bathroom mishap and an unexpected consequence, while Arthur recounts an unforgettable incident that made him forget just one thing. And you won't want to miss Kevin’s cheeky confession from his days as cabin crew, leading to a very unexpected use of a sanitary towel! Prepare for laughter and some moral debates in this unmissable episode! Have a confession of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood of scrumping apples and playful pranks on curmudgeonly neighbours. Prepare for laughter as Disco Dave shares his comical adventures with a mistaken identity in a company car, and Minnie reveals a disaster involving a whoopee cushion and a High Court judge that will leave you in stitches. Tune in for the usual chaos, insightful debates, and unforgettable moments! Got a confession to share? Email us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk! Don’t miss the fun, and if you have a story to share, send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel hilarious and heartwarming tales that showcase the wonderfully chaotic side of life. This week, Mr. L reflects on a wild school trip to France filled with pranks and unexpected antics, Tommy finds himself in a sticky situation following a village pub raffle, Linda shares her creative revenge on her sister during a Ouija board incident from four decades ago, and Sam has a sitcom-style, romantic prank at an RAF camp. Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and outrageous stories! Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective delve into a variety of hilarious tales, kicking things off with Marty's unforgettable pizza delivery disaster from his teenage years. Listen in as Graham's smart speaker prank has hilarious consequences. Plus, Nobby recalls swindling a grumpy sweet shop owner during the era of decimalisation, and Brian reveals a memorable misstep while trying to sell a car with a rather unusual fix. Tune in for top banter, laughs and poncho chat... Have a confession of your own? Share your story at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity. Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situation unfold as the headmaster unknowingly reads out the modified comments, much to the delight of the students and the shock of the teachers. Listen in as Richard recounts his bizarre airport saga involving a chaotic morning of unintended consequences. Plus, Gee reveals a chemistry class caper that left a trail of chaos, literally burning down the classroom’s chances of success, and you'll also hear from Mr. Burton, who found himself in a comical pickle while wearing socks in the operating room during his child’s birth—a situation that gets hilariously out of hand! Don't miss the laughs, debates, and the usual mayhem! Have a story of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling. Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may have disrupted a honeymoon, Flyboy's unforgettable story about helicopter mishaps and a rival doctor with a misguided quest for 'sports blades', and Pilot Ian shares an outrageous story of smuggling whiskey in a dry country. Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and the usual chaos. Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments. Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares his terrifying chimney adventure with his comically stuck colleague, Walter - Chim chim cher-oo. Gary heads to a school summer fete for a marble guess he already knew the answer to - Summer Summer Summertime. And don’t miss George’s jaw-dropping revelation about a rowing mishap that takes a bizarre twist involving a scattering of ashes! Plus the team discuss Simon buying a lottery ticket in dodgy circumstances, ice cream licenses and meet cutes! Tune in for laughter, gasps, and debates on forgiveness. Got a confession of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective share outrageous stories that will leave you gasping and laughing. There's Jane's cringe-worthy equestrian experience that left her wishing she had stayed home and Well-Intentioned Dad's laughter-filled confession about his daughter's cornet performance that had everyone in stitches, including him—until it wasn’t funny anymore! Plus, there's two bonus confessions from the Crypt that you won't want to miss! Got a confession of your own? Share it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

Step into the confessional for a special delve into the crypt for this week's episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! The Confession Collective deliver a mix of hilarity and unexpected twists, including Zeb’s comically chaotic encounter while farming, involving a tractor, headphones, and a very awkward surprise. Nigel's shockingly awkward New Year's revelation that turns family dynamics upside down. There's also a disastrous curry spill at a carnival for Daz and Cassie has an inventive way to deal with a filing pile up. Revel in the laughter and gasps as the team debates forgiveness over silly antics and cringe-worthy moments. Plus, there's a surprise voice note from celebrity Louise Redknapp that adds a twist to the proceedings! Got a confession itching to get out? Send your stories to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk and join us for another unforgettable ride!

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into an array of colourful tales. including Inga from the Bottom Table’s questionable impersonation at a wedding and Corporal Jones’ audacious prank during army training that spiralled into chaos. Prepare for laughter, shocking antics, and some surprising twists, like Nina's modern-day Tchaikovsky revelation and Sheldon's rather unfortunate bush incident involving two ladies and camouflage soldiers. Got a confession? Don’t hold back! Share your story at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk. Tune in for all the fun!

Step into the confessional once again for a rollercoaster of hilarity in this week’s episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confession Collective as they tackle a series of outrageous tales, from drunken escapade involving undies and bush antics in Cuba, to a bill confusion that led to stolen flatmates money. Plus there is two bonus confessions from the Crypt involving a birdwatcher’s embarrassing encounter with a wildlife camera and a rather raucous tale from Julie! Get ready for laughter, moral dilemmas, and shenanigans in this episode that promises to entertain. Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Step into the confessional for another delightful episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon, Brother Matt, Sister Suzi and Sister Holly as they navigate a whirlwind of hilarious and chaotic confessions, including a wedding ceremony derailed by a falconer’s owl, a prank involving raw eggs that leaves a group of swanky car enthusiasts in a sticky situation, a pristine petri dish of perfection that turns into a cross contaminated piece of chaos, and some school song shenanigans. This week’s confessions promise plenty of laughter, unexpected twists, and thoughtful debates on forgiveness. Plus, prepare for lively discussions on school songs and the art of egg-checking! If you have your own confession to share, we want to hear it! Email us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionable decisions, from a rugby player's outrageous prank with a mysterious rub to a woman's chicken soup debacle that has serious consequences. Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel the chaos behind Max's April Fool's prank that left a city in uproar, Lorraine's alarming food fail that sent her brother straight to the hospital, and Max's April Fool day prank that has a town in stitches. With plenty of witty banter and dazzling accents, this episode promises gasps and laughs aplenty. Plus, don't miss the Not For Broadcast section where things get a little too scandalous for tea time. If you have your own shocking confession, we want to hear it! Email us at confession@greatesthits.co.uk.

What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions! This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder what happened to contents. Meanwhile Gordon (or should that be Graham?!) is forging the signatures of a comical duo and over on the cruise ship the 'Big Shiny' Johnny Boy is having some toilet trouble. In the Not For Broadcast Section there is a relationship revenge. Plus, the team chat chocolate feelings, and coughing fits! Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to confession@greatesthits.co.uk

From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's also talk of podcast prison, showering behaviour and Matt is actually right about something. Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.

What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions! This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race between man and bird - Andy won and the budgie had a less than happy ending. Meanwhile David's campsite chaos saw an innocent game of shouting "Wally" spiral into a full sale eviction of his Baptist camp neighbours and over in Class 3, Nick took extreme measures against an irritating cornet player, leading to the unforgettable phrase: "Jammed a cushion up his cornet" In the Not For Broadcast Section we hit peak disgrace with a Vomit Comet. Plus, we discuss the secrets to becoming the best podcast in the world an why every household should keep an emergency supply of full fat milk. Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to confession@greatesthits.co.uk

The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sister she would be dead by 6pm, Joe and how his journey home from Scouts shocked two unexpecting victims and Lady Janes and her betting syndicate and illicit use of choir robes to hide contraband. Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features some pee. There's also talk of liberal arts, Huey Lewis and the News and vomit noises. Be prepared for laughs, gasps and some very sickly sinners.

From a sibling prank, to a boy racer tale, exam cheating and a Cluedo playing cad with some shocking behaviour, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a tent. There's also talk of AI and combine harvesters. Plus is there a confession that Matt even finds hard to forgive? Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From spooky supernatural activity to frogs through a letterbox - no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?