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Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?

Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?
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Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?

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English


Episodes

Martin's Cinema Screen Scream and other tales...

11/9/2018
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Also in this week's podcast,a fancy dress vicar gets a late night fright and in our X-Rated section, a desperate motorist is waylaid on the way to the Ladies...

Duration:00:42:58

Eddie’s Meaty Mishap and other tales…

11/2/2018
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Eddie’s seeks forgiveness in his beefy swap story ‘We’ll Meat Again’; George reveals his beeping bust up confession ‘Don’t Go Braking My Horn’; Johnny shares his spooky tale ‘Leave A Fright On For Me’; and NG's tells us his floodgate catastrophe ‘The Life Buoys of Summer’. Also in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an exorcist tale sent in by an anonymous listener known as ‘The Evil Brother of Death’, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too...

Duration:00:42:38

Dan's Grassy Gaffe and other tales...

10/26/2018
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Will you forgive Dan's mower misstep? Plus a brilliant Confession from The Crypt!

Duration:00:48:31

John’s Maternity Mishap and other tales…

10/19/2018
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John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or a Brother’; you’ll need a strong stomach to make it through Jules’ confession ‘There’s a Girl Works Down My Chip Shop Swears She’s Squeamish’; and there’s also Jilly’s kung-fu confession ‘Jilly Don’t Be Aikido’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive overzealous zookeeper Ed’s ‘Crocodile Shock’ and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are...

Duration:00:40:19

Roger’s Farm Fiasco and other tales…

10/12/2018
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Roger seeks forgiveness in his natural hen-ding story ‘Murder on the Farm Floor’; Bob confesses his waggy dog tale ‘Good Golly Miss Doggy’; Tony reveals his mid-70s gargantuan gatefold yarn ‘Love Me, Love My Prog’ and our second Roger of the week shares his fishy prank in ‘Oops I Squid It Again’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Harry’s accidental exam Tannoy tale ‘A Noisy Tannoy Annoys’, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude...

Duration:00:48:30

Liam’s Mountain Mischief and other tales…

10/5/2018
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Liam seeks forgiveness in his limping leg prank ‘Whine Every Mountain’, Joanna confesses her vandalism tale ‘The Name Of The Blame’ and Paul shares his tasty crumpet Confession ‘I Am, What I Jam’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Tom’s kebab sneezing story ‘Abra – Abra - Kebabra’, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email...

Duration:00:41:41

Olly’s Wagon Wheel Whopper and other tales…

9/28/2018
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Olly seeks forgiveness in his Wagon Wheel Whopper ‘He’s Quite Heavy He’s My Brother’; Captain A reveals his shocking stag story ‘Too Many Broken Parts’; Deborah tells us her confession ‘Say You, Say Wee’ and Max shares his fishy tale ‘Daddy Was A Carp Robber’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an ex-zoo keeper’s shameful story involving the police, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession...

Duration:00:44:47

Alan’s Naked Naughtiness and other tales…

9/21/2018
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Alan seeks forgiveness in his swimming pool fiasco ‘I’m In Love with a German Theme Park’; Emma reveals her haunting ‘Woman In Black’ prank in ‘Black & Fright’; Bob shares his naughty motor bike story ‘Motor Spiking’ and Ian tells us his window breaking scandal in ‘Miser Chiefs’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Sam’s Spanish car- tastrophe, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d...

Duration:00:48:03

Classic Confessions Special…

9/14/2018
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With Jo and Simon off this week. We take a look back at some Classic Confessions from the last few years. In this episode Kim seeks forgiveness for her ‘Billy Goat Gaffe’ story (sadly it’s not THAT famous goat confession); Caz shares the story of her husband’s hairy reveal in ‘The Hair Bare Bunch’; Davy Jones confesses his tipsy tale ‘The Crate Unknown’ and Mozz spills the curry beans in his hilarious university Confession ‘Yellow’. If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to...

Duration:00:30:53

Archie’s Architect Confession and other tales…

9/7/2018
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Archie seeks forgiveness in his fire liar tale - ‘I Didn’t Start The Ire’, Monica shares her dad’s Rock n Roll confession ‘A Hard Day’s Plight’ - which includes one of the legendary Beatles, Neil lifts the burden of guilt off his shoulders in his broken vase story ‘Can I Stick it, Yes I Can’ and Tim reveals his yodeling classroom prank in ‘French Dissin in the Black Coun-trayyy’. This week's Confession from the Crypt includes A Marillion album, a factory, and a member of staff losing their...

Duration:00:47:25

Rebecca’s algeBRA accident and other tales…

8/31/2018
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Rebecca seeks forgiveness for her classroom catastrophe - ‘Teach Your Children Smell’; Mr C shares his tale ‘Au Pair of Blue Eyes’, and Reverend Graham reveals his cheeky confession ‘Hey Teacher, Leave Those Ears Alone’. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Michael’s horrible hamster confession, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:43:02

All New Edinburgh Festival Confessions!

8/24/2018
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Jo and Simon presented their shows live from Edinburgh this week and hosted live confessions from four comedians performing on The Fringe. Seeking redemption from the panel - and the live studio audience – are Al Murray, Mark Watson, Angela Barnes and Hugh Dennis. It’s over to you again next week, so if you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email confessions@bbc.co.uk.

Duration:00:28:55

Edinburgh Festival Confessions Special…

8/17/2018
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Ahead of our week at the Edinburgh Fringe, we’ve dug out some of the best celebrity confessions from our previous shows from the festival over the years. Hear shocking Confessions from the likes of Tim Vine, Greg Proops, Marcus Brigstocke, Jason Bryne and Russell Grant. We’ll be live from Edinburgh Monday – Thursday from 5pm on Radio 2, featuring an amazing line including David Walliams, Rachel Parris, Susan Calman, Al Murray plus live music from The Blossoms, Franz Ferdinand, Deacon Blue...

Duration:00:40:05

Holiday Confessions Collection

8/10/2018
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Unpack this week's podcast of hilarious holiday confessions! Featuring Ann’s foul bowel story, clumsy Kath’s cycling confession ‘You’ve Placed a Hill in My Heart’, Tom’s cruise confusion, Prankish Paula’s hilarious tale and M’s swimming spectacle ‘If My Friends Could See Me Now’. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - confessions@bbc.co.uk.

Duration:00:38:13

2018 Confessions Special

8/3/2018
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This week's podcast treats you to some of the best 2018 confessions so far! Featuring a Reverend Gary’s sinful story, Katie’s manipulative love triangle, A’s farting grandma confession, Kristy's tale ‘Where The Streets Have No Shame’ and Mark’s Harry Potter Panic story. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:40:20

Mac’s bad beer behaviour and other tales…

7/27/2018
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Can you forgive Mac’s bad beer behaviour in ‘The Beer Man Can’? Hear Noah’s nautical naughtiness in ‘Never Mind The Bad Cox’, Elle’s horticultural horror in ‘Quite Savage Garden’, plus there’s paranormal activity in Mike’s confession ‘Life Is A Ghoster-coaster.’ In this week’s Crypt there’s another chance to relive a cheeky tale featuring the Isle of Wight, garden furniture and two pranksters - what could go wrong?! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too...

Duration:00:45:51

Joan’s Cake Confession and other tales…

7/20/2018
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Joan seeks forgiveness in ‘Empire Fete of Mind’, M spills his story ‘Sign of the Crimes’ and Kath shares her cycling confession ‘You’ve Placed a Hill in My Heart’, plus you'll hear Anoymous’ sausage story called ‘Come Fly with Me’. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Mark’s hilarious underground prank, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk. .

Duration:00:46:34

Joseph’s Spice Splatter story and other tales…

7/13/2018
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Will you forgive Joseph in ‘Spice Up Your Strife’? Davey shares his criminal confession ‘As Long As Cheese Needs Me’, plus you'll hear A Sheepish Booksellers’ sinful story ‘Paperback Fighter’. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we hear the tale of Tyrion the Game of Thrones Hamster! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:51:51

Nicci's Bleach Blooper and other tales....

7/6/2018
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Will you forgive Nicci's bleach blooper in 'I Got Die On Your Arms Tonight'? Wendy finally confesses to her husband in 'Car Wash-ed Up', plus you'll hear Georgie's wedding nightmare in 'Here Stuns The Bride'. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we learn you have to be very careful when emptying a toilet on a boat! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!!! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:40:10

Neil's photo fiasco and other tales...

6/29/2018
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Will you forgive Neil's photograph fiasco in 'Flash Bang Wallop, What a Picture, What a Photograph'? Jacquline Wilson herself makes a guest appearance in Clare's story 'Jacqueline Wilson Says', plus you'll hear Jamie's tequila induced tale 'Nessum Korma' and get to know Fletcher in 'Up On The Woof' from Pete. This week's Confession from the Crypt has been requested by the star of the confession himself! There's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to...

Duration:00:54:00