Straight Garbage Podcast

People that take a dump in Walmart, Robert plans to put a pot under the cart, then sit in the cart and take a poop while getting pushed around. Have you ever seen a glory hole? Robert poops all over a restroom at a campground, ruins everyone's stay! Getting so drunk you pee all over everything, then not realizing why his friends get so mad when he pees on them! Repeating the how to build a sex room show on Netflix! Straight Garbage coffee, ran through the truck, then served to you! Hosted...

Retarder, a word used to describe a part on a truck, the driver of the truck, and the mechanic of the truck! When your friend's cologne makes them smell like pickles? Lighting dumpsters on fire because they are too full to dump! Robert got forced to watch making a sex room on Netflix, might be stuck making a sex room in his bathroom. Sprinkling instant mashed potatoes in someone's yard, so when it rains their yard is full of mashed potatoes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Friends visiting down lay it all out on the microphones... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robert's EMHO report, early morning hard on... Freezing my golden retriever as a cooling device? The fuq Robert... Jay didn't look twice for motorcycles as he ran a red light. Cory hates it when Steve takes days off from work! Robert riding the kiddie horse ride at the supermarket while yelling Naaayyyy? Titter? The new show your boobs website? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Straight Sweaty Podcast continues! 2020 Mack trucks with an AC system that works as well as hiding a meth lab in a trailer park. Getting caught talking shit at work by a very large and extremely pissed off customer, follow us for more tips on how to pussy-out! Robert's wife brings Chameleon back to life giving it CPR, but is it alive...or the undead? Dumpster divers always be gettin in the way.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh is the destroyer of vehicles... Robert wants to light a rain forest on fire, not sure how flammable rain is, but you do you bro! The donate to the show for an air conditioner or your gay challenge! #chocolatewaffle Owls take little snakes as pets, Josh plans to debunk this myth by climbing to the top of a tree drunk and fight an owl to see his nest...The Jay driveline through the floorboard mishap! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to season 3 bitches! Robert is trusted by a friend to check on his kids, but shows up a day late, misses opportunity to show the kids how to do shrooms the right way... What the hell is sitlaying? Would you go back in time to change something about your life, for duty? For honor? Josh, no for money! You can't fit in a wetsuit ...fatty! Were you overcooked or under cooked in the womb? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 years in the books! Time for season 3 bitches!! To acid or not to acid? I have a feeling Robert is going to roofie us with acid... The thumb to pinky hand spread dick length myth. The island effect is the reason Cory is short...science bitches! Don't use hair grower products in the shower for masturbation, ask Robert about the hair on the tip of his wiener... The Egyptians called cats meows... Iran arrested 14 squirrels in 2007 for spying? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Every light on the dash is on! How do these trucks keep going? The transformer saga continues, Josh still wants to rob banks and shit! Robert's interesting plan for fertilizing a plant for a friend, with video! Cory honeymooned at Disneyland? Cartman rides his new moped to work, tries to hide it around the back of the shop so we won't make fun of him, #founditdipshit. Poop hole loophole, soaking, having your friend bounce on the bed so you don't have to thrust, religious people sure have...

SGP for president 2024, going to delete all the stupid shit! Do you wear a fox tail butt plug? Ummm, no! I thought you said you were a freak. Robert gets mad, kicks dog bone and breaks fish tank, uses vacuum to clean up mess, gets madder because he had to clean something, sucks himself off with vacuum... Jay threatens referee at a basketball game, then bitches out and writes apology letter. What transformer vehicle would you be? Bringing homeless people into a hotel room to make a porno,...

When your friend buys a motorhome from your parents and finds the dildos your parents left behind... Look twice for motorcycles? How about motorcyclists try to look once? Teacher takes young students on a field trip to a drag show. Just keeping it tight for the next guy! Blue chew challenge, take the boner pill and go into Victoria's Secret and try not to get a boner! Cory, the only guy with a smile on his face while wrecking his bicycle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Throwing condoms out your bedroom window as snacks for the neighbor's dog... Robert's totally wrong recycling tips! Jay says he likes being choked, but then gets mad when you choke him... Welcome Hagan? The drunk basket, a backpack basket used to carry drunk people home from the bar! Robert gets in touch with his inner gardener and plants 40 tomato seeds. Hitting a bicyclist with a licorice rope and sent him over the handlebars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enter our 300 Blackout giveaway, go to straightgarbagepodcast.com to enter! If I had a beer company, I would have a scenic view of a river and a guy taking a shit on the side for my label. Robert comes up with some creative new ways for our listeners to enter the giveaway! Robert will eat any meat, any. Robert confesses he knew that Steve listens to the podcasts... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your mom and your wife switch bodies, you have to sleep with one to change back, who's it going to be? Kirby vacuum salesman, warning labels, and how not to use your vacuum! Do you leave a tip for the maids when you stay at a hotel room? You wouldn't if you used a black light on the room... Nestle is the Dr. Evil of the bottled water world. Robert's inner serial killer thoughts... On a completely unrelated note, it takes pure sulfuric acid to melt a body. Test to see if your wife's curling...

Robert traded what he thought was regular blowies plus bonus blowies for no blowies, mistakes were made! Mini Hitler joins the show, but too busy on Pornhub to be part of the show. If you want to skip getting in trouble for having an illegal abortion, just stick to anal. Fun fact, there are over 60 sphincters in the human body. No more free ride homeless and welfare people, shovel or the pole, get to work! Jay desperately searches for the meme with the guy who has a double bend in his wee...

Mitch's 110-pound hooker for meat? Robert going for the BBW hooker for more meat! Mitch's online dating fun, getting blocked in all the wrong places! Whoopi Goldberg or transgender? Cruise control was invented by a blind person. Does anyone else wanna punch Mitch in the face? Facetime your girl while jerking off, it will work every time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watching porn with your friends...guilty, but not gay porn...right Jay? Jay??? Sovereign citizens are retarded... DOT week, how to take advantage of some violations to get maintenance done on your truck! Mitch has been changing his own diapers long before he had kids, which is what qualified him to be a stay-at-home mom! His nickname shall forever be corndog! Fancy people drink boxed wine? Stockholm syndrome, how to train your wife to never leave! The Pain Olympics? It's not for...

What special occasion for your parents prompted your conception? Pamela Anderson before or after Tommy Lee, before or after boob job? Robert used to get beaten in the head with a giant ping pong paddle, which turned out to be a crazy plan to groom his mother? The sandwich police are a real thing! 100 foot hanging platform! What if Mitch was in charge of a firing squad, would his self-casted bullets work? Do you have a pooping shirt? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Do Australian accents turn you on? Clicking the TikTok thumbnail instead of the link mishaps. Stay or go? When is the right time to pass a garbage truck? You just blow air in it like a pocket pussy! If you stacked all of Elon Musk's money it would extend to the moon and almost back? Do pilots fall asleep during flights? Sorry about that folks, we just missed our landing by 30 miles! If you were born a boy or a girl, then you are a boy or a girl, if you think you are something else then you...

If you were invisible for a day, where would you go? Do the thing, with the baby umbilical cord, (swings like a lasso) adrenaline rope! Dalton is the winner of the Cuznfkr t-shirt contest! That's what I do when I masturbate...what grab your headphones? Incestry.com is more like it! Battle bots, giant wieners, sex sounds, electromagnets...transformer? If you were any slower, you'd be retarded! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.