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Two guys with a ton of problems try to sort through addiction, relationships, and the rest of life's pitfalls while also attempting to revive a 30 year friendship. Oh, and it's funny (sometimes).

Two guys with a ton of problems try to sort through addiction, relationships, and the rest of life's pitfalls while also attempting to revive a 30 year friendship. Oh, and it's funny (sometimes).
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United States

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Two guys with a ton of problems try to sort through addiction, relationships, and the rest of life's pitfalls while also attempting to revive a 30 year friendship. Oh, and it's funny (sometimes).

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@awkwardhi5

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English


Episodes

Ep 208. "Cahoots and Tiddies"

4/23/2018
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You're not the only one who likes tiddies. We discuss Super Troopers 2, Producer Dave's man date at a hockey game, the anniversary of the boston bombing and Dev's biggest mistake, Daily's top ten sneakers, and a man who blames painkillers for his homosexuality.

Duration:01:28:56

Ep 207. "Being Fat and Goodbye Backpage"

4/16/2018
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Goodbye Backpage, we hardly knew you. Except for Daily who knew you pretty damn well. We discuss how fat we are, drugs you can really drink while on, the girls with those daisy dukes on, Backpage getting shut down, Macho Man's rap song, and synthetic weed that makes your eyes bleed,

Duration:01:11:26

Ep 206. "Eskimo Cousins and World War III"

4/9/2018
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Daily's all in on the fake moon landing. We discuss Dabney Coleman's status, car crashes, female driven movie reboots, world wars past and forthcoming, Africa splitting in half, live action tentacle porn, and kids snorting condoms.

Duration:01:20:06

Ep 205. "Daily Conspiracies"

4/2/2018
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It's the first ever Dev and Daily show. We discuss debt, if WWIII is inevitable, the anniversary of the Reagan assassination attempt, Daily's conspiracies, upcoming unnecessary movie sequels, and a lewd naked man on an airplane.

Duration:01:19:52

Ep 204. "The Sexiest and Creepiest Occupations"

3/19/2018
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Daily was napping, then he wasn't napping, now he's here. We discuss Annihilation, occupations with the hottest women, occupations with the creepiest men, molesty game show hosts, boners, Shamps the clown, and a smelly police interrogation.

Duration:01:14:23

Ep 202. "Weed and Theme Songs"

3/5/2018
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Two things, way too much marijuana and Dev nails the Rescue Rangers's theme.

Duration:01:40:11

Ep 201. "Blow Working and Skinny Legs Tommy Gets Stabbed"

2/26/2018
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This episode gets a little stabby. We discuss the new NRA and their tote bag, a man whose rectum fell out, Skinny Legs Tommy's stabbing story, cuckold haiku, a trifecta of Daily Grinds, and Dev's review of Star Wars The Last Jedi.

Duration:01:37:12

Ep 200. "200 and Dental Dams"

2/19/2018
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200 episodes of this bullsh@t?! We discuss a bunch of depressing stuff that has to do with the number 200, the ol' compact disc days, unibrows, Dev's embarrassing NES defeat, and old contraceptives no one uses anymore.

Duration:01:37:28

Ep 199. "Stardust and Beets"

2/12/2018
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When was the shoe invented? Apparently know one knows. We discuss the shocking things eating beets does to your body, being stoned and delusional, meeting people you've already stalked online, the new Amazon store, a Publix stabbing, and an clumsy lawyer from the 1800's.

Duration:01:51:45

Ep 198. "Horse Poo Eaters and Piggyback Bandits"

2/6/2018
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Stab Sidney Stab! We discuss Dev's three day long panic attack, Producer Dave's creepy pizza delivery, a surprise contender for movie of the year, a NJ insurance company's risque Super Bowl commercials, a poop eating Philly man, a disgraced Glee actor, shady politicians, a serial piggybacker, and Daily's recommended Youtube clip.

Duration:02:11:07

Ep 196. "French Fry Super Bowl and Oscar Picks"

1/24/2018
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Muscle pain, or diarrhea? We discuss paying ransom to your doctor, freaky deaths, the side effects of the medicine we take, the last time we puked sober, changing sports teams, who would win a french fry Super Bowl, our Oscar picks, Daily smelling Nancy Kerrigan, and a stripper party for a 12 year old.

Duration:01:51:32

Ep 195. "Squeeker and Percocet"

1/19/2018
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Squeeker. We discuss Toygers, Dev's false four alarm fire, the DEA approving a synthetic marijuana drug, strong last names, what to do when farting in public, fentanyl, percocet, murderous sex robots, and when asking cops for directions goes wrong.

Duration:01:27:14

Ep 194. "Lady Boys and Tide Pods"

1/14/2018
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It's the first show of 2018, two weeks late. We discuss Producer Dave's Thailand adventure, lady boys, an overseas Topanga sighting, Dev getting fat, and America's new snack food... Tide Pods.

Duration:01:20:17

Ep 193. "Scab Show 5: Carbon, Connery, and Chiffon"

12/31/2017
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Happy New Year Everyone! We wanted to do our first show of 2018 tonight but Producer Dave keeps telling me he's somewhere he's calling "Tie Land". I Google'd it and it looks like it's off 495 in Ronkonkoma. Say what you will about the man but he sure does care about his formal neckwear. Anyway, in the meantime here's an unaired scab show to wet your whistle, which is a pretty gross expression when you think about it.

Duration:01:01:45

Ep 192. "Sensual Allegations and The Last Show of the Year"

12/22/2017
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2017. Good? Bad? Sensual? We discuss our respective single Maxim magazine purchases, why porn penises have to be so big, the latest sexual predator accusation, Apple slowing down old phones, a surgeon who branded his initials on his patients' livers, an elderly couple busted with 60 pounds of weed, another Cheetos bandit, and personal opinions of 2017.

Duration:01:57:00

Ep 191. "California Burning and Relationship Farts"

12/18/2017
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It's marathon day at AHi5 studios. We discuss stylish mugshots, Dev's movie theater ritual, the California fire, Amazon vs Google, farting in relationships, a Saint Nicholas bone, and life in your 30's.

Duration:01:41:30

Ep 190. "Yan Can Cook and Normal Nudes"

12/11/2017
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Producer Dave has a loooooong list of inappropriate Reddit pages he follows. We discuss buying fireworks in New Jersey, how to pronounce Mario, realizing your not special, Producer Marie's take on the whole sexual predator situation, Producer Dave's list of Reddit pages, Brendan Dassey not being released from prison, and a woman who has sex with ghosts.

Duration:01:39:37

Ep 189. "NJ's Legal Weed and Alternate Dimension Beatles"

12/9/2017
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Apparently the Beatles are still making music in another dimension. We discuss the love and/or hate of shopping, Al Franken's resignation, the California fires, Daily playing video games like he lives life, legal marijuana coming to New Jersey, a porn star suicide, The Beatles from another dimension, and a man who shot up herion during a police chase.

Duration:01:10:32

Ep 188. "Sporks and the Cheetos Bandit"

12/4/2017
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What will we ever do without The Ranch? We discuss our celebrity impressions, the new batch of sexual predators which includes a woman, the origin of the word spork, a ethic dilemma over a "do not resuscitate" tattoo, a drunk guy who cooked his own meal at Waffle House, Daily's friend who is known as The Cheetos Bandit, and a guy who killed his own dad and put it on Facebook.

Duration:01:11:45

Ep 187. "Massage Parlors and Through The Teddy Bear's Eye"

12/1/2017
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Do you know how much you get for $15 at Taco Bell? We discuss Dev being too old for back to back punk rock shows, nose sucking porn, the new tax reform bill, our newest sexual predators Matt Lauer and Jeffrey Tambor, the joy of eating Taco Bell, a risk taking Message Envy employee, and a prostitution ring operating out of an senior living facility.

Duration:01:26:44

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