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THE BEARDED ONES EP 285: ALL HAIL QWORF!!!!!!!

8/11/2018
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Where we start off hot…BODY HOT…that is…. THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart’s glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia…. and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will…nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do. After that...

Duration:01:31:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 284: PEW! PEW! PEW!

8/4/2018
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Where we start with another really…really…really…omg…so….so…fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage…and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals…pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we try to predict...

Duration:01:49:53

THE BEARDED ONES EP 183: ONE LUMP OR TWO!!!!!!

7/28/2018
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Where we start with protest…from a cat….little sh*thead….THEN we get into the Aquaman and Shazam trailers. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn’t know he had…or at least didn’t want to see….. and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie…well..maybe more of nap role. After that, we play a couple of games, one where we recast movies with Muppets and another where we talk fave and least fave films of particular actors. As if that...

Duration:01:33:11

THE BEARDED ONES EP 182 :TWIX TOWERS!!!!!

7/21/2018
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Where we start with the acceptance that noone is sending us anything for the 300th ep (:() . THEN we continue with the acceptance that apparently, according to DC…everything needs to be dark….by talking about the Titans trailer. After that, we watch what we think is the trailer for Aquaman..if Aquaman is aqua-depressed…. then we hear a preview of the newest season of The Lucky Ten Thousand,which leads to discussion of John Krasinkis recent visit to our little town. After that, Jason plays...

Duration:01:29:09

THE BEARDED ONES EP 281: MEMORIES OF A FATHER, Plus BONUS BEST OF CLIPS!!!

7/14/2018
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Where we unpack a recent family tragedy by finding the humor. We talk about Evans father and what a funny, wonderful guy he was. After that, we have included a few of our favorite moments from the past few months. This is a slightly different episode for us, but we sincerly hope you enjoy it. RIP Dad. Clips from the best of portion are from the following episodes in order: 1. Fr Ep 270 “I Am The Dogwalker” 2. Fr Ep 271 “It’s All The Time Buddy” 3. Fr Ep 272 “It’s Consistent...

Duration:01:30:31

THE BEARDED ONES EP 280: WASP VS The VE-LUCK-IRAPTOR

7/9/2018
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This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some “Bachelorette” updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy’s double date. We discover the most “cocky” debate method ever. “Before we go any further, you have to talk to my ‘representative’.” Evan get’s a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, “SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!” We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video....

Duration:01:30:54

THE BEARDED ONES EP 279: DISNEY BACHELORRETTE BRACKETS w/CARTER ALLEN!!!!

6/30/2018
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Where, since Jason is off this week, we have special friend of the show Carter Allen! He tried to help us scare Jason and Todd last halloween and since that audio didn’t work out, we thought we’d give him another shot! We talk his recent role as Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast, we talk theatre mishaps and we play games! We start with the Google Translate Game, talk movies, then onto The Steven Seagall game, then talk Bachelorrette…then we close with a new bracket.. this time, which Disney...

Duration:01:31:38

THE BEARDED ONES EP 278: TICK-TOCK, LET’S MAKE IT ROCK!!!!!!

6/24/2018
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Where we start with a game about swappin dads!!!! Its not as weird as it sounds… .THEN we talk more Beauty and The Beast, this time, what people’s names have to do with what they change into. After that, we talk more Bachelorrette and the beauty that is Jordan. Then we watch a news reporter fail in the best way. After that Evan gives Jason the German Geek Quiz and we close out with a little more dad-swappin… still sounds icky. P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jordan will want to tell you all his...

Duration:01:26:25

THE BEARDED ONES EP 277: ITS DA TROOF!!!!!!

6/17/2018
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Where we start with a short recap of Jasons Matlock Roast and Evan tries to out-roast the roasters! After that, we talk The Bachelorrette (Squee!), Evan helps a friend get some “Web Redemption” of sorts against a weird Tinder message she received, we hear Jason’s…..sorry Ben Matlocks roast jokes, we revisit our friend Church Singer, and Jason introduces us to a gay man….or at least at some point in his life he was gay…. he must have been…his wing wang was calling…. P.S.-Kids, if you...

Duration:01:40:17

THE BEARDED ONES EP 276: BOBBI PUNCHYBAGS!!!!

6/10/2018
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Where we start with an update from last week…a really sh*tty update…get it? GET IT? THEN that brings us into another kind of sh*t..that of the singing variety, which leads to a man and his dormmate. THEN after that, we try some veggie bars… actually pretty sure it’s regurgitated dog-food bars. After that, we hear a ringmaster who really has mastered something..namely the art of not breaking character…EVER. THEN we close witrh a bit of a tease, we do one segment of the Steven Segall...

Duration:01:33:54

THE BEARDED ONES EP 275: HAGGY AND THE BEAST!!!!!!

6/3/2018
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Where we start with the results from our Paul Giamatti poll.. THEN we talk SOLO… no spoilers, and take a quiz! THEN we talk Beauty and the Beast… if the Beauty in question was more…… ick…. then Beauty. After that, Evan talks about interrupting singing with his own music. THEN we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!! P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Al Sharpton will tell you all about his good ole pals Fred and Barney.

Duration:01:31:51

THE BEARDED ONES EP: 274 - JASON FARR’S COMEDY DUOS BRACKET!!

5/27/2018
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With Evan out of pocket this week, Jason and good buddy Jason Farr (”There It Is” podcast) discuss his 64-Team COMEDY DUO BRACKET. We talk about how and why certain duos made it in or out. We breakdown the interesting 1st Round match ups and then we jump ahead to his Elite 8, Final Four, and Overall Winner! Find the bracket HERE and fill it out. Let Jason know who YOU picked @ThereItIsPod on twitter. http://www.thereitispod.com/single-post/2018/05/17/May-Madness—Bracket-Episode After...

Duration:01:40:33

THE BEARDED ONES EP 273: BEN FRANKLIN, LIGHTNING BRINGER!!!!!!

5/19/2018
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Where we start by recapping the prior evenings improv show, THEN Jason talks about how some “Christ-Like” groups interpret “Christ-like” as “Let’s be a-holes and cover up other people’s posters..just like Jesus would do!!” After that, a friend tries to lift Evans spirits by crushing his confidence (love you, Emily). We also discover Ben Franklin saved the union!!! THEN Evan gets abused voluntarily, Jason runs a 5K..Why he keeps doing this to himself, we do not know…. after that, Evan takes...

Duration:01:35:19

THE BEARDED ONES EP 272: IT’S CONSISTENT CHUM!!!!!

5/12/2018
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Where we start with Jasons Rap… Jason brought his own “Everyday Bro”-Style rap and kills it!! THEN, Evan talks about the pub crawl he went on, we talk about THE DRESS controversy, Jason brings us a video of an English woman who swears she had an affair with a ghost…she swears it wasn’t her fiances’ brother…swears…. and Evan tells another story from his sordid past. P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your future partners will fall in love with “ghosts”. Donate to Trev here Send your own...

Duration:01:28:10

THE BEARDED ONES EP 271: IT’S ALL THE TIME BUDDY!!!!!!

5/5/2018
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Where we start with a spoielr free discussion of infinity war, then we get into spoiler talk (over at 45:55). After that, Evan does something he never thought he’d do…he raps…it’s all the time buddy…it’s all the time buddy. After that, Evan talks his daughters talent show, Jason shows Evan a video of a man who defends himself…with his MIND….. we play the google movie description game and we close with a salon style that is on fire!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, half of you will be wiped...

Duration:01:38:11

THE BEARDED ONES EP 270: I AM THE DOGWALKER!!!!!

4/28/2018
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Where we start with Evan sharing with Jason some merch signed by the master himself… Tommy Wisseau!!!! THEN we play another round of Is It a Podcast??!! After that, Evan gives Jason a lesson in what real hip-hop is… you know, when an entitled, talentless, shallow D-Bog decides to “rap” about what an entitled,talentless, shallow D-Bag he is. After that, we play another round of The Steven Seagall movie game!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Everyday Bro will happen….Everyday…Bro. Check out...

Duration:01:31:31

THE BEARDED ONES EP 269: OH, YOU’RE A COMEDIAN????

4/21/2018
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Where we start with a brush with fame…well, at least one of us knew it was a brush with fame….. a very condescending brush with fame….. THEN after Evan recovers from being a total chode, we talk The Dark Crystal, Evan tells of his own geekiness getting in the way of art, Jason discovers “smell”dating, we play a round of What If? and we close with another dose of Cupids Corner!!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen….. you’re gonna make an ass of yourself in front of Will Ferrell. Help Trev...

Duration:01:33:11

THE BEARDED ONES EP 268: RAPPIN AND WRETCHIN!!!!!

4/15/2018
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Where we start with the resolution of a bet made last week. Loser has to rap and eat boullion! Then Evan tells of something explosive that happened during a performance, Jason tells of running…well…for a little bit. Then he just kind of wanders like John Mcain at a debate…. but at least the music rocked! After that, Evan opens up about his wild past, and we close out by seeing just how awful and scary mother nature really is. P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a shrimp will explode you and drag...

Duration:01:36:34

THE BEARDED ONES EP 267: DRACULAS Wi-Fi!!!!!!

4/8/2018
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Where we start with Evan trying to put one over on Jason (we recorded on April 1), then we find out the winner of last weeks Marmite bet (gotta listen to find out)!! After that Evan has a fruity kitchen mishap, his drunk friend has a loose tongue mishap, Jason plays “The Meme Game” with Evan and in the course we find out Dracula does not get wi-fi… even after several attempts. Once past that, we find out Evan CAN drive 55…actually much lower, we watch videos about a bizzarre gender reveal...

Duration:01:36:39

THE BEARDED ONES EP 265: HIDEY HOLE!!!!!

3/24/2018
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Where we start with a short and mostly spoiler free discussion of Black Panther, then Jason gives us more of his “game” ideas for the 300th episode and we actually try some!!! You can skip that part!!!! After that,Evan shows us that even podcasting, he is still a creepy f*ck (check out The Lucky Ten Thousand), we find out thatyes virginia, there is a podcast all about the butt, we learn that tough guys love to talk cute, we hear a choir that would be great at moistening stamps, and we...

Duration:01:32:51