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THE BEARDED ONES EP 294: PINHEAD MCDONALD!!!!

10/14/2018
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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game! P.S.-Kids,...

Duration:01:37:19

THE BEARDED ONES EP 293: HALLOWEEN HONEYMOON DESTINATION BRACKETS!!!!

10/6/2018
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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche...

Duration:01:46:34

THE BEARDED ONES EP 292: MIKE!!! MIKE!!!!

9/29/2018
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Where we start with a shout out to our friends Valentine Wolfe!! We play a song off their newest album! THEN, Jason gifts Evan a skull...for.....candy.....ssuurreeee....and Evan realizes he's not just "A" god, he is "The" god. Jason then talks about his CRRREEEPPPYYY trip to Costa Rica and the CREEPINESS of it's theme park type rides....CREEPY...THEN Evan shows Jason a horrifying video of a woman who can somehow get hit repeatedly by a car and survive... she must be a member of the undead!...

Duration:01:33:52

THE BEARDED ONES EP 291: GAME NIGHT w/BRIAN REEDER!!!!

9/22/2018
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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!! P.S.-Kids, if you...

Duration:01:34:00

THE BEARDED ONES EP 290: CAT-DANCING!!!!

9/15/2018
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Where we start with a little quiz on a not so little Hollywood legend..Burt Reynolds.... also we discover he was either the coolest uncle you could ask for or kind of a creep... THEN we get into a little self reflection as Evan examines his online interactions and then we both make fun of other awkward people...because.....that's fair. After that, Jason gives Evan another round of Erotic Genres, the game where we take a movie not associated with erotic thrillers and spice it up a...

Duration:01:29:57

THE BEARDED ONES EP 289: OH BRIFE!!!!

9/8/2018
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Where we start (and then immediatly forget about) a new curseword!! Then we get on brifing track with Evans opinion of Ready Player One, which leads to a brief discussion on the awesomeness of Star Trek-Bridge Crew. After that, we discuss a solved/unsolved mystery from good ole Wyoming. THEN we talk about how messed up the military can be when it sends its' own troops into a nuclear bomb for funesies. THEN Jason brings a new game where we take movies without twist endings and tack on endings...

Duration:01:33:16

THE BEARDED ONES EP 288: AL DON'T WANT NO FATTIES!!!

9/1/2018
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Where we start with some truth...and an accusation...BROTHER!! THEN, Jason brings another old "Star Wars" comic from 1977 and we discover that sometimes...even in sci-fi...a little restraint goes a long way. Then, Evan embarrasses himself yet again via the dating sites.... sigh..... then after that we play another round of "Pitch That Show!", where Jason gives Evan some character/quirk/plot options and we see if we can come up with some great show ideas! We don't. P.S.-Kids, just don't...

Duration:01:30:31

THE BEARDED ONES EP 287: STAR TREK/BEATLE BRACKETS!!!!

8/25/2018
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Where we start with an appeal to podcast voters..a sexy appeal..but not too sexy... THEN we get into some horrifying pictures proving that, as we already knew, nature hates us. THEN, Jason brings some ideas for Patrick Stewarts new Trek series. After that, Jason talks some more erotica.. this time, we mix genres!!! And finally, we close out with a new bracket: Which Star trek Character Would Make the Best Fifth Beatle!!! In between all of this,we celebrate a state where we may not be known,...

Duration:01:30:18

THE BEARDED ONES EP 286: SILVER BOYS!!!!!

8/18/2018
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Where we start with the announcement that, Yes, Virginia, we are slated again this year in the Podcast Awards!!!!! Then, we get into how Evan is getting his mojo back...sorta... Evan talks how "erotic" movies don't really know what erotic is, Jason shares his darkest story yet...did we say darkest..we mean least sensical. After that, we get back into more erotica..this time it's errotifying!!!! Then we talk about how it's actually not a compliment to admit you like someone as a fetish, and...

Duration:01:33:51

THE BEARDED ONES EP 285: ALL HAIL QWORF!!!!!!!

8/11/2018
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Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do....

Duration:01:31:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 284: PEW! PEW! PEW!

8/4/2018
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Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we...

Duration:01:49:53

THE BEARDED ONES EP 283: ONE LUMP OR TWO!!!!!!

7/28/2018
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Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we...

Duration:01:33:11

THE BEARDED ONES EP 282 :TWIX TOWERS!!!!!

7/21/2018
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Where we start with the acceptance that noone is sending us anything for the 300th ep (:() . THEN we continue with the acceptance that apparently, according to DC...everything needs to be dark....by talking about the Titans trailer. After that, we watch what we think is the trailer for Aquaman..if Aquaman is aqua-depressed.... then we hear a preview of the newest season of The Lucky Ten Thousand,which leads to discussion of John Krasinkis recent visit to our little town. After that, Jason...

Duration:01:29:09

THE BEARDED ONES EP 281: MEMORIES OF A FATHER, Plus BONUS "BEST OF" CLIPS!!!

7/14/2018
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Where we unpack a recent family tragedy by finding the humor. We talk about Evan's father and what a funny, wonderful guy he was. After that, we have included a few of our favorite moments from the past few months. This is a slightly different episode for us, but we sincerly hope you enjoy it. RIP Dad. Clips from the best of portion are from the following episodes in order: 1. (Ep 271/272) "It's All The Time Buddy" & "It's Consistent Chum" [1:03:00 Minute Mark] 2. (Ep 227) "WHAT...

Duration:01:30:31

THE BEARDED ONES EP 280: WASP VS The VE-LUCK-IRAPTOR

7/9/2018
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This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some "Bachelorette" updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy's double date. We discover the most "cocky" debate method ever. "Before we go any further, you have to talk to my 'representative'." Evan get's a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, "SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!" We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video....

Duration:01:30:54

THE BEARDED ONES EP 279: DISNEY BACHELORETTE BRACKETS w/CARTER ALLEN!!!!

6/30/2018
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Where, since Jason is off this week, we have special friend of the show Carter Allen! He tried to help us scare Jason and Todd last halloween and since that audio didn't work out, we thought we'd give him another shot! We talk about his recent role as Lumiere in "Beauty and the Beast", we talk theatre mishaps and we play games! We start with "The Google Translate Game", talk movies, then onto "The Steven Seagal Game", then talk The Bachelorette...then we close with a new bracket.. this time...

Duration:01:31:38

THE BEARDED ONES EP 278: TICK-TOCK, LET'S MAKE IT ROCK!!!!!!

6/24/2018
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Where we start with a NEW game about swappin' Dads!!!! (It's not as weird as it sounds.) .THEN we talk more "Beauty and The Beast", this time, what people's names have to do with what they change into. After that, we talk more Bachelorrette and the beauty that is Jordan. Then we watch a news reporter fail in the best way. After that Evan gives Jason a GERMAN GEEK QUIZ and we close out with a little more dad-swappin... still sounds icky. P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jordan will want to tell...

Duration:01:26:25

THE BEARDED ONES EP 277: ITS DA TROOF!!!!!!

6/17/2018
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Where we start with a short recap of Jason's "Matlock Roast" and Evan tries to out-roast the roasters! After that, we talk The Bachelorrette (Squee!), Evan helps a friend get some "Web Redemption" of sorts against a weird Tinder message she received. We hear Jason's.....sorry Ben Matlock's roast jokes, we revisit our friend Church Singer, and Jason introduces us to a gay man....or at least at some point in his life he was gay.... he must have been...his wing wang was...

Duration:01:40:17

THE BEARDED ONES EP 276: BOBBI PUNCHYBAGS!!!!

6/10/2018
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Where we start with an update from last week...a really sh*tty update...get it? GET IT? THEN that brings us into another kind of sh*t..that of the singing variety. Which leads to a man and his dormmate. THEN after that, we try some veggie bars... actually pretty sure it's regurgitated dog-food bars. After that, we hear a circus ringmaster who really has mastered the art of not breaking character...EVER, WE MEAN EVER. THEN we close with a bit of a tease, we do one segment of the Steven Segall...

Duration:01:33:54

THE BEARDED ONES EP 275: HAGGY AND THE BEAST!!!!!!

6/3/2018
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Where we start with the results from our Paul Giamatti poll.. THEN we talk SOLO... no spoilers, and Evan gives his answers for our stolen (from Collider) "SOlO: PREDICTION QUIZ"! THEN we talk "Beauty and the Beast" and ask WHAT IF the "Beauty" in question was more...... icky....?. After that, Jason talks about getting ripped off in Asheville at a Beer Tasting in the Dark. Then Evan talks about interrupting singing with his own music. THEN we close with another round of "Would You F*ck...

Duration:01:31:51