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THE BEARDED ONES EP 302: UNDERCOVER COP BRACKETS!!!!

12/8/2018
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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely...

Duration:01:35:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 301: SECRET ORIGINS OF DONGZO THE CLOWN!!

12/1/2018
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Where we start...or try to start... Ep 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game about what Thanksgiving episodes of different TV shows, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of Dongzo The Clown, we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we talk Star Wars rides and we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with...

Duration:01:31:54

THE BEARDED ONES EP 300: THE 300TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA AWARD SHOW HOOPLA!!!!

11/24/2018
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We did it! And because we are perpetually losing things, we decided we would celebrate ourselves! Welcome to the The Bearded Awards..a classy,high quality event where we celebrate great moments from the last 100 episodes w/celebrity guests! Or at least sometimes they sound vaguely like celebrities.. P.S.-Kids, if you listen...aw go ahead and listen! Just this once! Here is how the clips shake down: Junk Man/Lori Bakker-Fr Ep 253:We're Metal! Episode 174 The Vigilant...

Duration:01:26:26

THE BEARDED ONES EP 299: I AM BA-DA-DAA!!!!!

11/17/2018
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Where we start with a discussion of how great Stan Lee was...that somehow leads to mocking Kirk Douglas.... After that, Jason tests Evans Stan Lee knowledge (spoilers- he doesn't do well). After that, Evans talks some onstage mishaps from his last show. Once that discussion is over, Jason brings a HI-LARIOUS clip from Evans other show, The Lucky Ten Thousand, where we see how funny he is with guests other than Jason, then Evan talks about his AMAZING Hulu VR experience AND we play The Google...

Duration:01:40:19

THE BEARDED ONES EP 298: ALCHEMY COMEDY THEATER: ROUNDTABLE

11/11/2018
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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com (2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival". (11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others...

Duration:01:27:25

THE BEARDED ONES EP 297: HALLOWEEN ISN'T OVER!!!

11/4/2018
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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh) (30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses. (36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?) (56:22) Jason and Evan play...

Duration:01:32:50

THE BEARDED ONES EP 296: SERIAL KILLER COMEDIAN BRACKETS!!!

10/27/2018
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Where we start our LAST live Halloween podcast of 2018 (MWWAAA HAAA AAWW) with discussion of a pretty decent movie (Venom).. a pretty terrible movie (Day of the Dead-Bloodlines) and then we play games!! Mwaa Haa Haaaa!! We play Would They Survive, we listen to two more campfire stories and we close with a new bracket. This bracket is called... "Which Serial Killer Would Make the Best Comedian" MWAAA HAAA HA HA HA! Thank you Neil Griffin for the awesomest theme song ever! Check out his...

Duration:01:35:53

THE BEARDED ONES EP 295: DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!

10/21/2018
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Where we start with recounting our terrifying journey to a legit haunted park.... MMM MMM MMWWAAAAA!!! We share photos and a real incident that occurred there. THEN we play a new game where we replace the objects Chucky puts himself into in the Childs Play series, after that we hear another campfire story and we talk movies that gave us the chills..... P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a picture taken of yourself surrounded (unbeknownst to you) by roaches!! Thanks Neil Griffin for the...

Duration:01:20:21

THE BEARDED ONES EP 294: PINHEAD MCDONALD!!!!

10/14/2018
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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game! P.S.-Kids,...

Duration:01:37:19

THE BEARDED ONES EP 293: HALLOWEEN HONEYMOON DESTINATION BRACKETS!!!!

10/6/2018
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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche...

Duration:01:46:34

THE BEARDED ONES EP 292: MIKE!!! MIKE!!!!

9/29/2018
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Where we start with a shout out to our friends Valentine Wolfe!! We play a song off their newest album! THEN, Jason gifts Evan a skull...for.....candy.....ssuurreeee....and Evan realizes he's not just "A" god, he is "The" god. Jason then talks about his CRRREEEPPPYYY trip to Costa Rica and the CREEPINESS of it's theme park type rides....CREEPY...THEN Evan shows Jason a horrifying video of a woman who can somehow get hit repeatedly by a car and survive... she must be a member of the undead!...

Duration:01:33:52

THE BEARDED ONES EP 291: GAME NIGHT w/BRIAN REEDER!!!!

9/22/2018
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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!! P.S.-Kids, if you...

Duration:01:34:00

THE BEARDED ONES EP 290: CAT-DANCING!!!!

9/15/2018
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Where we start with a little quiz on a not so little Hollywood legend..Burt Reynolds.... also we discover he was either the coolest uncle you could ask for or kind of a creep... THEN we get into a little self reflection as Evan examines his online interactions and then we both make fun of other awkward people...because.....that's fair. After that, Jason gives Evan another round of Erotic Genres, the game where we take a movie not associated with erotic thrillers and spice it up a...

Duration:01:29:57

THE BEARDED ONES EP 289: OH BRIFE!!!!

9/8/2018
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Where we start (and then immediatly forget about) a new curseword!! Then we get on brifing track with Evans opinion of Ready Player One, which leads to a brief discussion on the awesomeness of Star Trek-Bridge Crew. After that, we discuss a solved/unsolved mystery from good ole Wyoming. THEN we talk about how messed up the military can be when it sends its' own troops into a nuclear bomb for funesies. THEN Jason brings a new game where we take movies without twist endings and tack on endings...

Duration:01:33:16

THE BEARDED ONES EP 288: AL DON'T WANT NO FATTIES!!!

9/1/2018
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Where we start with some truth...and an accusation...BROTHER!! THEN, Jason brings another old "Star Wars" comic from 1977 and we discover that sometimes...even in sci-fi...a little restraint goes a long way. Then, Evan embarrasses himself yet again via the dating sites.... sigh..... then after that we play another round of "Pitch That Show!", where Jason gives Evan some character/quirk/plot options and we see if we can come up with some great show ideas! We don't. P.S.-Kids, just don't...

Duration:01:30:31

THE BEARDED ONES EP 287: STAR TREK/BEATLE BRACKETS!!!!

8/25/2018
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Where we start with an appeal to podcast voters..a sexy appeal..but not too sexy... THEN we get into some horrifying pictures proving that, as we already knew, nature hates us. THEN, Jason brings some ideas for Patrick Stewarts new Trek series. After that, Jason talks some more erotica.. this time, we mix genres!!! And finally, we close out with a new bracket: Which Star trek Character Would Make the Best Fifth Beatle!!! In between all of this,we celebrate a state where we may not be known,...

Duration:01:30:18

THE BEARDED ONES EP 286: SILVER BOYS!!!!!

8/18/2018
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Where we start with the announcement that, Yes, Virginia, we are slated again this year in the Podcast Awards!!!!! Then, we get into how Evan is getting his mojo back...sorta... Evan talks how "erotic" movies don't really know what erotic is, Jason shares his darkest story yet...did we say darkest..we mean least sensical. After that, we get back into more erotica..this time it's errotifying!!!! Then we talk about how it's actually not a compliment to admit you like someone as a fetish, and...

Duration:01:33:51

THE BEARDED ONES EP 285: ALL HAIL QWORF!!!!!!!

8/11/2018
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Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do....

Duration:01:31:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 284: PEW! PEW! PEW!

8/4/2018
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Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we...

Duration:01:49:53

THE BEARDED ONES EP 283: ONE LUMP OR TWO!!!!!!

7/28/2018
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Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we...

Duration:01:33:11