The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast

Happy Horror Week 3!! This week, Evan has realized that mob movies are basically horror movies. And we ask "Why did Morgan Freeman's detective decide to STAY at the end of 'Se7en'?" Did the head in the box RESTORE his faith in humanity?? And we close with another round of "Scary State Stories" this time "The Storm Hag" out of Pennsylvania! Read the article HERE!! The Paranormal Pastor: The Lake Erie 'Storm Hag', demonic siren of the Great Lakes 00:45 - Intros - Halloween decoration...

This week Evan is back for Halloween 2021 WEEK 2!! And Jason plays him the creepy sounds he heard in his Chicago hotel room. Then we talk about the supposed discovery of the real Zodiac Killer. He might have a radio show and give himself away a little too much. Then we play another round of "Holiday Movies PLUS Holiday Traditions" Where we add classic Halloween Traditions to Horror movies and see what would happen. 00:45 - Intro's & we talk about the Facebook outage for a second. 02:30 -...

Halloween Week 1!! We start with special guest Bryan Buckley. Jason recorded with him while visiting Chicago for Bryan's 40th birthday. We talk about past Halloween costumes. Illinois cryptids then play another round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" (We drop real life dirtbags into horror movies and decide if they could survive it or not.) 00:30 - Intros 02:30 - Does Bryan like Halloween? Favorite past costumes. 06:15 - Illinois Cryptids talk! 22:55 - WOULD SUSAN SMITH SURVIVE "JAWS"? 28:45 -...

It is officially HALLOWEEN SEASON here on The Bearded Ones!! We start it every year with a clip show of some of our favorite Halloween/horror/creepy segments from the previous year. Look for all our Horror Episodes all month of October. 1) 01:30 - (278) - "Beauty and the Beast" is a Secret Horror Movie. 2) 05:40 - (313) - "Would You Like To See The Killing Floor?" 3) 12:15 - (353) - "Watery Grave" by 17 year old Jason 4) 23:20 - (359) - Evan Helps a Car Thief 5) 31:35 - (374) - "Is Sam...

This week we have D&D fan Nate Oulette back in studio. We comment briefly about Joe's Mega-Bracket choices and how Joe really missed out on the most powerful character on the list...Shaggy. Then we get into MEGA-BRACKET #2 where Nate gets to choose his very own D&D-style ADVENTURE PARTY!!! Each quadrant is broken up into "MAGE", "THIEF", "WARRIOR" & "HALFLING"!! 32 enter only 4 make the cut!! Listen to "Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild Podcast" HERE!! The Blue Ridge Adventurer’s Guild...

We start by talking about the "WHAT IF...Dr. Strange Lost His Heart?' episode and how sad it is. And Jason learns that "The Never-ending Story" DOESN'T end sad. Then Evan talks about the awful GPS he has to use every day. The lady who recorded it MIGHT'VE been doing something else when she recorded it. Then Jason talks about "Shang Chi" for a little bit. And we close with another round of "INAPPROPRIATE STAN LEE CAMEOS GAME - Phase 3: part 2" 00:30 - Intro 01:00 - What if - Dr. Strange...

This week we have paranormal mega fan Joe Johnson so to honor that we decide to let him pick his own paranormal investigations team with The Bearded Ones very first MEGA BRACKET!!! 32 enter, only 4 make the cut! 00:30 - Intros & plugs. Buy tickets to Evan's play "The Producers" HERE!! Plays | Musicals | Greenville Theatre 01:15 - Jason & Joe talk how there's too many shows to keep up with. 02:15 - Jason & Joe talk about the CinemaCon premiere of "Ghostbusters: Afterlife". 05:15 - Our...

This week we give our thoughts and worries about "Spider-man - No Way Home" trailer. Evan shares some odd and downright horrible dating profiles...(we hope it's not real). & Jason once again brings another "Scary State Story" video out of Michigan and once again it's full of mispronunciations and other weirdness. 00:30 - Intro 01:20 - "No Way Home" trailer talk. 03:15 - Judging reactors who might "overreact" during these trailers. 14: 15 - More "No Way Home" talk - Jason's worries and...

Evan is back!! And he shares a quick funny story about his time as an Uber Eats driver. Then he rants about the horror movie he hates, but just can't help but watch... "13 Ghosts". Jason enjoyed but also has 2 gripes about "The Suicide Squad" And we realize that John Krasinski has a huge thing for feet... for HURTING feet. Jason tried to play the fun "Pitch Dates to Evan" game from last week again, but with less positive results. And we close out with another round of one of our favorite...

This episode with have guest Nate Oulette (Alchemy Improv Comedy, Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild Podcast)!! We play 3 games this week, 2 pretty macabre, 1 very silly; it's a "Dark-Dark-Goose" kinda episode. First we play "MOVIE DEATH SWAP" where we take famous movie death scenes and swap who dies, and decide if it's still a good movie or not. Then we introduce Evan to possible ladies to date, & even thought Evan isn't here, we still get his answers. And we close with another round of "FINISH...

This week Evan points out the hypocrisy of Dana White hosting "Ultimate Fighter". An "alpha" texting a "beta" about his girlfriend. & how if you want to post about the horrors of Covid-19, don't do it with a kissy face. Then in honor of the NBA Draft and free agency we play another draft. "THE DC CHARACTER DRAFT!!" Where we redraft the casts of "The Andy Griffith Show", "Fresh Prince", "Silence of the Lambs" & "The Avengers" with DC counterparts. 00:30 - Intros & Plugging our episodes of...

This week we have Clevelander & "Ghostbusters" super fan Joe Johnson!! We talk about the Guardians name change, as well as do a deep dive into the new "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" trailer. We talk hopes and theories as well as possible worries. Then in honor of the 2021 Tokyo Olympics we play a BRACKET! This week we ask, "Which Activity would make the BEST NEW OLYMPIC EVENT?" 00:30 - Intros & Plugs 01:55 - We talk about the newly named Cleveland Guardians, how Joe feels about it, and why...

Hey Beardos! We took a week off due to Evan's theater rehearsals starting up and Jason's anxiety kicking in. But we have an awesome look back at some of our favorite moments!! Enjoy these 6 clips and we'll be back next week!! BEST OF - PART 9!! 1) 00:30 - (306) OBJECT PERMANENCE SHERIFF 2) 07:30 - (327) 10,000 KNIVES, THOUSANDS OF HATS!! 3) 14:20 - (336) APOCALYPTIC IMPROV GAME - TRAPPED IN A CAVE & LOST A SEA 4) 24:40 - (340) MOVIE SWAP GAME - 'THE DEPARTED' EDITION "FIREMAN/PUPPY MILL...

This week Evan tries to ruin "Loki" for Jason, and Jason doesn't know how to use "Spoiler Alert!" Evan visits the hospital and tells a story about a jerk with the WORST ELEVATOR SMALL TALK. Jason & Evan really liked "Black Widow" but Evan felt the "hair dye" scene was a little unnecessary. We love Don Cheadle but are baffled how he got nominated. Jason closes with an urban legend out of South Dakota, Hooky Jack!! But 1st he couldn't ignore a few mispronunciations. We apologize to the Sioux...

Hey Beardies!! Evan hates that he DOESN'T hate anyone of Hell's Kitchen this season. We rag on the douche from a few seasons ago. Evan has us play another round of "The Shi**y Shed" where we pick 3 things that bug us to throw into the shed, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. And we close with another BRACKET!! This week was inspired by Jason's 1 year wedding anniversary so we ask "Which Paper Film Prop would make the BEST 1st. Anniv. Gift?" p.s. they all suck. 00:30 - Intro's and Plugs. Jason & Evan...

Happy 4th of July Weekend!! We start with weird stories from a Narc Grandma at the fast food window and creepy parking attendant at the ball park. We talk about the Super Bowl Dunkin Donuts cups sent to New England after THEY LOST and how sensitive football fans can be. Then Jason thinks that Forth of July movies aren't "Forth of July" ENOUGH. So we add weird traditions to them and see what they would be. (EX: "Independence Day" PLUS a Hotdog Eating Contest.) 00:30 - Intro's and PLUGS!!...

This week we explore what exactly a "Janitor Dog" is, from talking about it last week. Evan talks about "Alien"...I mean "Life" (2017) starring Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal, and how they must've hired a "BDSM rat" for the movie. We also discover the that the alien really loves to drive. Then we talk odd hook up spots. And we CELEBRATE the man the myth the legend, Gary Busey and hypothesize how would Gary approach these classic bucket list items? The close with another round of "Evil Plan...

This week we invite fellow improvisor Terri Marchbanks to tell a CRAZY story about a love note she received one night. A note written on a...Marlboro cigarette box! Then Evan reads post from men about menstruations, which tell us that these men know NOTHING about menstruations. (Please teach your kids, ya'll) We also discover an awesome band called "Black Tractor" with a song called "The Devils Waterfall". Then it's episode 420 so Jason closes with a game called, "DRUG MOVIES MINUS THE...

Evan starts by shouting out a friend, Heidi Cox, about her film festival win for her short film "Chasing Fletcher Allen". Evan shares reactions from his "getting dumped" episode [Ep: 417]. Evan had some funny thoughts about "Raiders of the Lost Ark". We realize that the "MCU" doesn't use guns. "Infinity War" ripped off "Phantom Menace" & we close with a BRACKET We ask, "Which Disney Movie would make the WORST Disney Park?" 00:30 - Intros and filmmaker Heidi Cox shout out! 04:05 - Evan's...

Hey guys, we are finally recording face-to-face! We start this episode with a quick update of Evan's "situation" from last week. Then we make fun of guys texting weird/awkward stuff to women. Jason tells a story of a guy sharing his kinks, at the gas station. And we end with pitching NEW "Indiana Jones" video games!! 00:30 - Intros. Plus we talk about how we're in THE SAME ROOM! And Evan noticed something odd. 03:30 - Evan gives an update about his "situation" from last week. 12:45 - Evan...