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THE BEARDED ONES EP 320: BONKIN NOGGINS!!!!

4/20/2019
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Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.......

Duration:01:36:52

THE BEARDED ONES EP 319: THE HURTIN' CREW!!!!

4/14/2019
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Where we start with a realization about our own Jason Underwood!!! Then, we play another round of The Movie Musical Game...where we try to make musicals out of movies that just don't seem to fit into the mold of a peppy broadway number. After that, we play a short round of The Movie Trend Game: Silence Edition..where we take the trend of Birdbox and Silence and apply it to other things! Then after a short visit to Cupids Corner...we close with maybe the oddest bracket we have ever done.......

Duration:01:25:59

THE BEARDED ONES EP 318: BUSEY JUICE!!!!!

4/6/2019
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Where we start (After the new Danger Entertainment bumper!!!) with Captain Marvel talk..which somehow leads to Hitler phone pranking Mussolini...... we don't know either.... THEN we play another round of Amuse Me..where we come up with amusement park rides based on popular characters. After that, we talk about Chuckys' new voice and how..yes..Mark Hammill is a solid choice..but what about the man himself...Gary By-God Busey???? After that we play a quick round of Dad Swap where we..well Swap...

Duration:01:27:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 317: THE PEOPLE Vs THANOS THE TITAN!!!!

3/31/2019
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Where we start with a recap of week long sickness, which leads to a tale of a different sickness on (and off) the stage. After that, Jason brings a new game to the table..Super Reactions, where we see what happens when new heroes get similar powers to known ones...and it's not pretty. THEN, we talk that amazing Alien play those high schoolers in Jersey put on and discuss other possibilities. Then we play an older game, Twisted Endings, where we imagine shows having endings from other shows...

Duration:01:34:02

THE BEARDED ONES EP 316: SAY YELLO TO THIS STUFF I GOT RIGHT CHA!!!!!

3/23/2019
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Where we start with an idea whose time has come..Oliver 2..The PTSD YEARS. Then we get into what your baby might really be thinking when you put them to bed at night...and it ain't comforting. After that, in honor of the proposed What If TV show, we play another round of The What IF Game, where we talk silly What If comic scenarios. After that, Evan has yet another mid-life crisis situation whilst realizing how hot he used to be. Then Evan brings a new game where we mashup action movie one...

Duration:01:36:31

BEARDED ONES EP 315: BEST TIME TRAVELER FOR "END GAME" BRACKET

3/17/2019
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:30 - Intros 1:40 - Evan talks about getting accused for something he didn't do, AGAIN. 14:00 - Evan talks about meeting Mick Foley at the South Carolina Comicon. 19:00 - We discuss the origins of wrestler Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. 32:45 - Jason brings a game called "Old Man (BLANK)" based on "Logan" & "Unforgiven" and the face that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted there to be an King Conan movie. (EXAMPLE: "Old Man Beastmaster!") 59:05 - We close with another Bearded Ones Bracket. In...

Duration:01:35:41

THE BEARDED ONES EP 314: IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER!!!!!

3/10/2019
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Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more. Evan talks...

Duration:01:31:53

THE BEARDED ONES EP 313: REACTOR CONCERT!!!!

3/2/2019
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Where we start with Evan realizing he is a freak by being asked by a civilian if they are turning into him!!! Then Jason berates himself for over-explaining... as in..he explains things to much.... see, the thing is, sometimes he overdoes explaining things. Then we take a tour of HH Holmes' horror house and maybe he isn't the worst person in it...maybe. Then we hear a CNC machine that sounds like a good ole furry friend from space and we finally talk "SOLO"!!!! Jason finally goes over his...

Duration:01:30:53

BEST OF THE BEARDED ONES - PART 6!!!

2/24/2019
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We wanted to look back at some of our favorite moments from the show. Hope you enjoy them guys! 00 - INTRODUCTION 01 - (Ep: 128) Show Intro/Outro Drunkified (Starts @ 1:40 mark) 02 - (Ep: 188) Evan's Mirror Girlfriend (8:40) 03 - (Ep: 204) "Squad Game" Andy Taylor: Phone Sex Worker (15:15) 04 - (Ep: 207) Evan's Dark Poetry from High School (21:15) 05 - (Ep: 207) "Ninja Murder" Starring Jerry Stiller (31:45) 06 - (Ep: 208) Michael McDonald: Movie Narrator (40:15) 07 - (Ep: 227) "What...

Duration:01:24:24

THE BEARDED ONES EP 312: TEEN HEART THROB BATMAN BRACKETS!!!!!

2/16/2019
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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close...

Duration:01:46:16

THE BEARDED ONES EP 311: HOW DEY DO DAT??

2/9/2019
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Where we start with an exciting conversation about the big game! OK, it's at least more exciting then the game itself.... then we trade B-Day gifts (thanks for the creepy cd Feather) And we figure out that enthusiasm is good...but enthusiasm can go too far though..especially when you are a pilot in the Rebellion Alliance. ("HOW DEY DO DAT??") After that, in celebration of Evan's birthday, we play a round of "Squad" where all people involved share Evans birthday! After that, Evan tells of...

Duration:01:47:37

THE BEARDED ONES EP 310: CLASSIC TV CHARACTER PRESIDENT BRACKETS w/SHANE WILLIMON!!!!

2/2/2019
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Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants...

Duration:01:44:52

THE BEARDED ONES EP 309: THE DASTARDLY DAVIDS!!!!

1/26/2019
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Where we start with a comment from a fan! After that though, things take a turn as Evan reveals a taped call with Jason and realized his priorities may not be in line. THEN, Jason brings a Trailer Quiz for the new Spider-Man movie and we invent a new counterpart to The Sinister Six. After that, Evan talks about how embarassing he can be and also reveals his idea of a spellbinding story... is more like just a thing happened. Then we play another round of The Senses Game, where we pick a sense...

Duration:01:40:06

THE BEARDED ONES EP 308: MAIN CHARACTER DAD!!

1/19/2019
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Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another...

Duration:01:33:26

Bearded Ones Podcast - EP 307: "HAVE YOU HEARD-TH OF I...DRONE-SPEAR?!"

1/13/2019
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00:30 - Intros 01:25 - Jason talks about odd wedding venue recommendations. And Evan then gives me his suggestions. 15:16 - Evan shows Jason a video of a Ren Faire where a "knight" spears a drone; he is hence forth known only as "DRONE SPEAR!!". 27:00 - Jason shows Evan pictures of the morbid gingerbread houses he saw at the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C. Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like dead birds and bloody elves. 35:35 - Jason talks about his Clemson Tigers being in...

Duration:01:37:48

THE BEARDED ONES EP 306: NO TOUCHY PLEASE!!!

1/5/2019
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Where we start with literally the biggest news the show has literally ever had. Jason Underwood...asked his girlfriend..where she got her hat!!! Oh, then they got engaged. After that, Evan regales you with tales of being a not-so-great Best Man. Then we talk about how you really gotta plan ahead when you're gonna shave your head... AND Evan talks about seeing an awesome burlesque/vaudeville show in Asheville N.C.! After that, we realizes ladies of the night can also be ladies of the...

Duration:01:34:38

THE BEARDED ONES EP 305: CHUCK CHILI!!!!!!

12/29/2018
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Where we start with a gift, new regular sized bumper stickers and a sad, sad realization... a 41 year old man on his floor, asking his robot to love him. THEN we get into Jason being wishy-washy, and a music store guy being cluelessly pretentious. After that, we play a game where we choose a Christmas characters opposite. Santa has Krampus, what would Frosty or Rudolph's opposite be? We also discuss the perils of saving a vicious predator, do another round of "Holiday Episodes" where we...

Duration:01:31:04

THE BEARDED ONES EP 304: HEY VECTOR....CALL HIM DIONDRE!!!

12/22/2018
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Where we start with maybe the saddest thing you have ever heard... a grown man begging his new robot friend to like him. After that, we finally review (again) Saving Christmas.... we hope to save you from ever watching it. THEN we play some games, Jason brings another round of "Holiday Episodes" where we imagine what the Christmas Day episodes would be of TV shows that you normally wouldn't associate with holiday episodes. And Evan asks the question.. If a movie goes well for the hero, what...

Duration:01:33:38

THE BEARDED ONES EP 303: NEW GALAXY'S EDGE RIDES!!

12/16/2018
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00:30 - We talk about the "blizzard" that hit the southeast. 4:22 - We talk about how excited we are about the Avengers: End Game trailer 10:30 - We talk about the Brightburn trailer. 13:20 - We play another round of "Twisted Endings" where we take a classic movie twist ending and add it to a movie that doesn't have one. 41:00 - We discuss the movie "Saving Christmas" starring Kirk Cameron. 52:00 - Evan shows me David Tennant's segment on a British talk show. 58:30 - We close, in honor...

Duration:01:22:16

THE BEARDED ONES EP 302: UNDERCOVER COP BRACKETS!!!!

12/8/2018
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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely...

Duration:01:35:48