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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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West Hollywood, CA

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Language:

English

Contact:

310-936-1772


Episodes

Meet Nell

7/10/2018
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Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: 310 Nutrition. Head over to 310nutrition.com/bible for 80% The 310 Nutrition Starter Kit. Thrive Market. Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Liquid-IV. Liquid-IV is giving you 20%...

Duration:00:51:26

Hotline Bling

7/3/2018
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Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Duration:00:59:58

Age Sex Location

6/29/2018
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Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. This episode of the Bitch Bible is brought to you by: Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered straight to your door. Head over to HelloFresh.com/Bible300 and use promo code BIBLE30 for $30 off your first week of Hello Fresh. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks...

Duration:00:49:31

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellancamp

6/20/2018
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Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish This episode of The Bitch Bible was brought to you by the following: Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Sometimes water alone isn't enough to keep you hydrated, That's where Liquid IV comes. Liquid IV is an easy way to make sure that you're fully hydrated. Head over to Liquid-IV.com and use code...

Duration:01:08:27

Get Low with Michael Rapaport

6/12/2018
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Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. This episode of The Bitch Bible is brought to you by the following: Thrive Market. Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going to thrivemarket.com/Bible. Mod Cloth. To get 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to Modcloth.com and enter code BitchBible at checkout. Hurry this offer expires on September 1st,...

Duration:00:57:04

Swan Song

6/5/2018
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Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues. The Bitch Bible is brought to you by Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Put your cherished memories in a beautiful picture frame by going to www.Framebridge.com, and use promo code BIBLE to get 15% off your first order.

Duration:01:01:56

My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.

5/29/2018
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Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going to thrivemarket.com/Bible. This episode is also brought to you by Woo organic coconut oil. Head over to wooforplay.com and use promo code BitchBible for 10% off your entire order.

Duration:00:43:05

It’s All Crappening

5/23/2018
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Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. Hubble Contacts is a proud sponsor of this episode and is offering listeners 15-pairs of free contact lenses. Go to Hubblecontacts.com and select BITCHBIBLE at checkout to redeem offer. The co-founder of Thuma, and ex-boyfriend of Jackie, is a proud sponsor of this episode of the Bitch Bible and is offering listeners $100 off their beautiful...

Duration:00:53:29

Olive Branches Are For A**holes.

5/15/2018
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Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and what wedding first dance songs will end in a divorce. This episode is brought to you by RITUAL. Ritual is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic...

Duration:00:51:32

Help Me, Help You.

5/8/2018
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Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. To get $100 off your Thuma bed frame just head over to www.Thuma.com and use promo code BitchBible.

Duration:00:44:22

Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants

5/1/2018
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Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment. Special thanks to our sponsor Thrive Market who’s giving my listeners $60 off their first order by heading to www.thrivemarket.com/bible

Duration:00:36:16

Family Values

4/25/2018
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Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Duration:00:45:14

Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.

4/18/2018
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Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.

Duration:00:42:40

Money Can't Buy You Guests

4/10/2018
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Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.

Duration:00:45:06

Showgirls

4/3/2018
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Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé.

Duration:00:55:03

Love, Baby.

3/27/2018
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Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the time Max tried to seduce Jackie's husband.

Duration:00:40:08

Accountable As F*ck

3/20/2018
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Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you’re slapped on an airplane. This episode is brought to you by THRIVE MARKET. I use Thrive for my online grocery delivery on a weekly basis. They provide the highest quality products and ingredients delivered straight to your door with unbeatable prices. Be sure to grab my deal by going to https://thrivemarket.com/bible to receive $60 of FREE organic groceries...

Duration:00:57:45

I Don’t Ask For Much

3/13/2018
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Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories on The Bachelor.

Duration:00:51:20

Live, Laugh, Lu.

3/6/2018
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Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.

Duration:00:51:38

Valley of The Bitches

2/27/2018
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Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.

Duration:01:09:13