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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Location:

West Hollywood, CA

Description:

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Language:

English

Contact:

310-936-1772


Episodes

Gobble Gobble Bitches

11/20/2018
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Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.

Duration:00:47:57

The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart

11/15/2018
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Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you.

Duration:00:52:03

Superfluous

11/6/2018
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Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.

Duration:00:47:41

Apologies In Advance

10/30/2018
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Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.

Duration:00:56:22

WOKE

10/25/2018
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Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.

Duration:00:51:25

Sweetener

10/16/2018
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Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.

Duration:00:48:28

Angry Girls Do It Better

10/12/2018
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Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.

Duration:00:49:52

Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!

10/9/2018
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Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.

Duration:00:54:00

When Jerry Met Jackie

10/2/2018
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Jackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!

Duration:00:51:04

Hai Guyz!

9/28/2018
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Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.

Duration:00:36:48

Help Me, Help You.

9/26/2018
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Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered straight to your door. Head over to HelloFresh.com/Bible60 and use promo code BIBLE60 Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready...

Duration:00:54:43

Baby Looks Back

9/21/2018
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Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go to Liquid-IV.com and use promo code BIBLE. Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership.

Duration:00:38:29

Atonement Lewks

9/19/2018
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Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea....

Duration:00:49:21

Spanx on a Plane

9/14/2018
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Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Carbon 38: Head over to Carbon38.com and get 20% off your order by using promo code Bible at checkout.

Duration:00:46:50

Arrivederci B*tches!

8/28/2018
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Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Duration:00:46:55

Batsh*t Crazy

8/21/2018
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Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE. Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire...

Duration:00:59:54

Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

8/16/2018
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Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. 310 Nutrition:Get 80% off the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to 310nutrition.com/bible Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to...

Duration:01:04:41

Die In a Fire

8/7/2018
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Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE. Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered...

Duration:00:49:47

Housewife Homage

8/3/2018
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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible 310 Nutrition:Get 80% the...

Duration:00:46:04

1-833-BITCHED

8/1/2018
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Jackie fields listener calls, endures her first pregnancy scare and gives the brutal advice you probably didn’t need. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Woo: Woo is an all natural sex lube created from organic coconut oil that smells and tastes amazing. Head over to Wooforplay.com and get 10% off your first order with discount code BITCHBIBLE.