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The Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Location:

West Hollywood, CA

Description:

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Language:

English

Contact:

310-936-1772


Episodes

GrATeFuL

11/24/2020
Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hives. Happy Thanksgiving!

Duration:00:52:14

Gratitude Adjustment

11/17/2020
Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her.

Duration:00:48:16

Delusional, Dangerous and Dorky.

11/10/2020
Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to handle a peeping Tom. Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:44:18

Pillar of the Community

11/3/2020
Jackie pays homage to Sean Connery, talks home decor, braces herself for pregnancy and preaches a "pillar" lifestyle.

Duration:00:48:48

RIP BITCH.

10/27/2020
Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana. Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:58:36

Bottom of the Barrel

10/20/2020
Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.

Duration:00:38:42

The Velcro Vagina

10/13/2020
Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity.

Duration:00:52:06

Bitch in Bulk.

10/6/2020
Jackie chats with best friend Max Bronner about Costco, Helen Keller's new career move and discusses her struggle with OCD.

Duration:00:41:01

White Lexus Lyfe

9/29/2020
Jackie talks about men who drive white Lexus's, atones for her sins, recaps Real Housewives of Potomac and how to live a lie on Instagram! Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:40:44

You Only Die Once

9/22/2020
Jackie sits down with friend Liza Owen to discuss a new murder plan, their current poltergeist situation and how to find your Cambodian nickname.

Duration:00:58:24

ALL THINGS VANDERPUMP IS AVAILABLE NOW!

9/16/2020
ALL THINGS VANDERPUMP IS AVAILABLE NOW! Join world-famous entrepreneur and celebrity host Lisa Vanderpump in her world, where she spills the "English Tea” about today's hottest topics with a new guest every week! Listen today at https://link.chtbl.com/LVP

Duration:00:06:07

Are Balls Webbed?

9/15/2020
Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse!

Duration:00:51:11

Content is Life.

9/9/2020
Jackie is joined by Kate Kennedy from "Be There in Five" to talk about the podcasting world, bridezillas and the cringe fest of "content lyfe".

Duration:00:53:13

Digital Darwinism

9/1/2020
Jackie talks about her first nude photoshoot experience, catches up with her best friend Max, pays homage to Dorinda Medley and the Hough's.

Duration:00:49:46

Monster Masterclass

8/24/2020
Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles. Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:48:25

Thirty, Dirty and Gagging

8/20/2020
Jackie celebrates her 30th birthday, instills some misguided life lessons, talks Brandi and Denise, WAP and how to live your best CAPS LOCK LIFE. Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:36:22

Call Us Daddy

8/11/2020
Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life. Produced By Dear Media

Duration:01:07:35

Betty Ford or Bust!

8/4/2020
Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama,

Duration:00:44:15

I Run With A Fabulous Circle of People

7/29/2020
Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your wedding! Produced By Dear Media

Duration:00:36:47

Mindless > Mindful

7/21/2020
Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions!

Duration:00:42:15