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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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West Hollywood, CA

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Language:

English

Contact:

310-936-1772


Episodes

Baby Looks Back

9/21/2018
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Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go to Liquid-IV.com and use promo code BIBLE. Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership.

Duration:00:38:29

Atonement Lewks

9/19/2018
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Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea....

Duration:00:49:21

Spanx on a Plane

9/14/2018
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Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Carbon 38: Head over to Carbon38.com and get 20% off your order by using promo code Bible at checkout.

Duration:00:46:50

Arrivederci B*tches!

8/28/2018
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Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Duration:00:46:55

Batsh*t Crazy

8/21/2018
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Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE. Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your...

Duration:00:59:54

Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

8/16/2018
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Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible. 310 Nutrition:Get 80% off the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to 310nutrition.com/bible Third Love wants you to be good to your breast and is offering 15% off of your first purchase. Just head over to...

Duration:01:04:41

Die In a Fire

8/7/2018
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Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE. Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered...

Duration:00:49:47

Housewife Homage

8/3/2018
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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE. Ritual: Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible 310 Nutrition:Get 80%...

Duration:00:46:04

A Look Inward

7/25/2018
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Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: 310 Nutrition. Head over to 310nutrition.com/bible for 80% The 310 Nutrition Starter Kit. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you...

Duration:00:57:25

Big D*ck Energy

7/18/2018
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Jackie explores all the principles of “big dick energy” with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie’s Forbes cover and Housewife updates! This episode of The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: OMAX. It takes a lot of brain power to be the smartest Bitch in the room and that's why Jackie takes OMAX 3. Get your free box of OMAX 3 at tryomax.com/BIBLE. Hubble Contacts. Maybe if Becca Kufrin had been wearing Hubble Contacts she wouldn't have been blindsided by Ari's betrayal in...

Duration:00:57:11

Meet Nell

7/10/2018
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Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: 310 Nutrition. Head over to 310nutrition.com/bible for 80% The 310 Nutrition Starter Kit. Thrive Market. Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a free 30-day membership. Liquid-IV. Liquid-IV is giving you 20%...

Duration:00:51:26

Hotline Bling

7/3/2018
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Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible

Duration:00:59:58

Age Sex Location

6/29/2018
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Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. This episode of the Bitch Bible is brought to you by: Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingredients and amazing recipes delivered straight to your door. Head over to HelloFresh.com/Bible30 and use promo code BIBLE30 for $30 off your first week of Hello Fresh. Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks...

Duration:00:49:31

What’s Going On?

6/27/2018
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Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about “curb stomping”. Thrive Market. Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going to thrivemarket.com/Bible. Get 80% off 310 Nutrition's Starter Pack by heading over to www.310nutrition.com/Bible.

Duration:00:54:53

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

6/20/2018
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Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish This episode of The Bitch Bible was brought to you by the following: Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Sometimes water alone isn't enough to keep you hydrated, That's where Liquid IV comes. Liquid IV is an easy way to make sure that you're fully hydrated. Head over to Liquid-IV.com and use code...

Duration:01:08:27

Get Low with Michael Rapaport

6/12/2018
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Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love and check out the I Am Rapaport podcast over on iTunes. Click here to listen. This episode of The Bitch Bible is brought to you by the following: Thrive Market. Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going to thrivemarket.com/Bible. Mod Cloth. To get 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to...

Duration:00:57:04

Swan Song

6/5/2018
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Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues. The Bitch Bible is brought to you by Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Put your cherished memories in a beautiful picture frame by going to www.Framebridge.com, and use promo code BIBLE to get 15% off your first order.

Duration:01:01:56

My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.

5/29/2018
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Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going to thrivemarket.com/Bible. This episode is also brought to you by Woo organic coconut oil. Head over to wooforplay.com and use promo code BitchBible for 10% off your entire order.

Duration:00:43:05

It’s All Crappening

5/23/2018
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Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. Hubble Contacts is a proud sponsor of this episode and is offering listeners 15-pairs of free contact lenses. Go to Hubblecontacts.com and select BITCHBIBLE at checkout to redeem offer. The co-founder of Thuma, and ex-boyfriend of Jackie, is a proud sponsor of this episode of the Bitch Bible and is offering listeners $100 off their beautiful new...

Duration:00:53:29

Olive Branches Are For A**holes.

5/15/2018
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Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and what wedding first dance songs will end in a divorce. This episode is brought to you by RITUAL. Ritual is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack the most. If you’re ready to invest in your health go to www.ritual.com/Bible This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic...

Duration:00:51:32