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The Garner Andrews Show

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The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

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United States

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The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

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English


Episodes
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Halloween and Herpes Monkeys

10/31/2025

Duration:00:15:28

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The Topic That Almost Got Garner Cancelled

10/30/2025
We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:

Duration:00:24:33

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Why Are You Keeping Those Old Floormats?

10/29/2025
Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.

Duration:00:26:20

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Recliner Land, Shared Spoons, and Savourers

10/28/2025
Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.

Duration:00:30:55

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Hat Chat

10/23/2025
Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.

Duration:00:20:24

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Big Head Radio

10/22/2025
Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.

Duration:00:31:08

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Information Overload

10/21/2025
Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!

Duration:00:24:30

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What's That Smell!?

10/15/2025
Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts

Duration:00:26:42

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Unexpected Bills

10/14/2025
Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.

Duration:00:21:50

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Well That's Embarrassing

10/10/2025
It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.

Duration:00:16:56

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The World Needs More Hacky Sac

10/9/2025
Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast

Duration:00:15:27

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Sending The Wrong Signals

10/8/2025
Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?

Duration:00:11:42

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Your Origin Story

10/7/2025
What's your origin story?

Duration:00:13:36

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The Life of a Show Garn

10/6/2025
What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries

Duration:00:15:13

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Garner Gets Vulnerable Through Song

10/3/2025
Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.

Duration:00:28:58

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How Long Have You Had Your Saran Wrap?

10/2/2025
The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!

Duration:00:26:05

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Hoarder of Canada

9/29/2025
What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.

Duration:00:19:35

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Where Did All The Bread Bowls Go?

9/26/2025
Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past

Duration:00:16:13

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Struggle Meals, MRIs, and Bumpy Pumpkins

9/25/2025
Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.

Duration:00:15:41

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What Do You Know Too Much About?

9/24/2025
What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?

Duration:00:23:16