The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

Salute to the patriots! This week you’ll learn why your generation defines you, the natural cycle which lead to cynicism and Donald Trump, and why it would be liberating to know when you are going to die. We also continue to talk shit on Joe Biden. Here’s some topics and questions we attempt to answer: (3:45) This is the most seductive podcast in the history of America ever (4:07) Rick tells us about his harrowing (literally) experience bartending at the Roots Picnic (16:13) It’s a...

Salute to the patriots! This week we’re going to Mars. Join us on a rocket ship through this week’s American bullshit as we blast through the stratosphere on a race to get Beyonce’s sweet, sweet Rum Chata titty milk (#rumchatatittymilk). This podcast will get you through your commute to work, but not your commute to Mars… that shit is far. Here’s some topics and questions we attempt to answer: (2:10) This is the most expanded podcast in the history of America ever (2:20) The logical...

Salute to the patriots! Another week, more bullshit to discuss. On this weeks show we have a serious discussion about abortion and the ideological problems with it being in the forefront of cultural discussion. We also talk about Jessica Alba making orange juice with her butt cheeks, Joe Biden’s deceptive call for unity, and Pat hurts Rick’s feelings by questioning his ability to hit 10 year olds with a bat. Plus, another installment of the most popular game show in the history of America...

Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back with more of that true American talk this week. From psychedelics to sex strikes to rape and chicken nuggets we got it all this week. Learn why Joe Biden is an over grown 6 year old and play along in the first ever installment of BUDDEN OR BIDEN. It’s so American you’ll eat Wendy’s off the good plates. Here’s some topics and things to think about: (1:48) Classic 90s cinema because we’re current with our references (4:14) This is the most...

Salute to the Patriots! This week it’s old heads talking that big America talk. Anti-anti-vax talk. Drug addiction treatment talk. Joe Biden the super villain talk. Big cum talk. All the talk. We’re about to talk all that talk at you while you commute to work, young man. Respect your elders. Here’s some topics and questions to ponder: (1:09) Greatness comes from dedication / is hip hop a young man’s game? (4:26) This is the most abrasive podcast in the history of America ever (4:29)...

Salute to the patriots! We’re pretty focused on Joe Biden fucking up everything with his candidacy announcement. The main theme of this episode is that we should all start to think of other’s before ourselves. Without self-awareness there can be no empathy. Also, Rick has gummy candy on him while he’s recording, but Pat makes sure he chews it in your ear as little as possible. Here’s some topics and questions we talk through: (00:00) Joe Biden tells you why he should be...

Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back with more of that truly pure American rhetoric sure to make you shoot Roman candles at each other. We learn about the human tendency for grandiosity and how that impacts culture. We also talk about farts and Drew’s on the street porn fantasy. This is quite honestly THE podcast you don’t want to miss! Here’s some things we talk about so you can think about them: (1:50) Everyone go harass Rick to record and release his raps (3:48) These are the...

Salute to the patriots! Another week another tangent-laden walk through the week’s current events and political nonsense. Here’s some topics, tangents, and BIG questions: (1:28) Pat needs a black band (5:41) This is the smoothest podcast in the history of America ever (5:55) A discussion of Anderson .Paak’s “Ventura” (7:31) Well skippidy dippidy I’m not cursing around my kids (15:07) Rick doesn’t trust anyone who doesn’t curse (18:20) NJ votes to allow terminally ill patients to end...

Salute to the patriots! We join you today with our usual brand of hot takes and cool silliness. We also talk about porn again. We always end up talking about porn - we also discuss the Law of Repression as written by Robert Greene which may shed some light on why we talk about porn so much. We also use it to put our current political climate in context. It’s as American as telling someone you don’t agree with on the internet their statistics are invalid. Here’s some things to consider as...

Salute to the patriots. We greet you on a somber Thursday this week as we remember Nipsey Hussle. The whole team discusses the legacy of more than just a great rapper, but a great man whose death is a tragic loss for the world. RIP Nipsey. We also talk some this week in news and being completely fed up with the cold, exploitative ego of there right. Let’s get into it. Topics and things to think about: (2:32) Pat drinks a La Croix and is called out for being really white (3:48) This is...

Salute to the patriots! This week Pat and Rick are at the mics giving you a rundown of the week in news and how we’re all too defensive to interact with each other. It’s so patriotic you’ll want to swim in a kiddie pool full of pocket sized copies of the constitution and Arby’s horsey sauce. Here’s some things to think about: (1:32) This is the most movin podcast in the history of America ever; Drew isn’t out here today. (2:09) Pat got a new guitar, it’s definitely a guy (3:47) Live...

Salute to the patriots! It’s about that time to take a deep dive into the world of American bullshit with your boys. There’s too much to talk about this week. We view the week’s news through the Law of Shortsightedness as written by Robert Greene. In the end it ends up being a discussion on movies, hip hop, and ignorant as fuck French accents. All in all, it’s American af. Simon says get the fuck up!: (0:00) Rick’s fedorka (5:14) This is the most interracial podcast in the history of...

Salute to the patriots! The whole team’s here. We get into all of the week’s crazy American bullshit and the law of covetousness in everyone’s human nature. We also take a deep dive into porn search trends, catnip cocktail, and why we need a black woman as president. If you take away one thing from this week’s episode it should be this: get a flu shot and drink some fuckin water already. Things to consider: (01:18) This is the most vaccinated podcast in the history of America...

Salute to the patriots! It’s a Most Patriotic Original Formula for a ride down the rabbit hole of American bullshit with Pat and Drew at the helm while Rick takes care of his family like a grown ass man. Listen in the semi-distracted-going-about-your-day manner that nearly all podcasts are consumed. Here’s what you can expect this week: (00:00:50) - Catchin’ up with Pat and Drew: Drew’s work woes and a healthy perspective; a plug for Drew’s next strip club comedy spectacular; Drew eats it...

Salute to the patriots! We’re all back on the internet this week to talk shit on America and each other. We recorded this while there Oscars were taking place so enjoy the makeshift most patriotic oscars special in the history of 2019 ever. Let’s break it down: (0:49) Oscars 2019: Black Panther (1:40) The Most Dickhead Podcast in the History of America Ever (2:37) Drew’s week: strip club comedy shows; booty hole yankee candle; philosophy of talking before action; Rick won’t do...

Salute to the patriots! This week it’s Pat and Rick in your ear drums while Drew performs comedy in a strip club. We are now serviced through Anchor which makes us available on all major podcast platforms, including Spotify. Wow! We’re taking patriotism to a whole new level. In this episode we start off silly and problematic, but end up being serious. Here’s what you need to know, and questions to reflect upon: Rick went to a wedding and is recovering from a 2 day hangover This is the...

Salute to the patriots! It’s the first episode as an official trio. We come to you live from each of our respective homes to deliver more of that patriotic bullshit. Join us for a week of 3 friends catching up and talking shit about republicans and these New Democrats being way extra. It’s more American than French fries sprinkled on ice cream. Let’s get this shit movin. Here’s what you need to know this week: We’re stomping the art and the yard Babies sleep better in the cold, at least...

Salute to the patriots! It’s the first episode as an official trio. We come to you live from each of our respective homes to deliver more of that patriotic bullshit. Join us for a week of 3 friends catching up and talking shit about republicans and these New Democrats being way extra. It’s more American than French fries sprinkled on ice cream. Let’s get this shit movin. Here’s what you need to know this week: We’re stomping the art and the yard Babies sleep better in the cold, at least...

Salute to the patriots!! It’s season 2! We’re back here with more of that American bullshit. This week Pat and Drew get back into the swing of things and record the first podcast from different states. Technology is king; bow to your master - the fuckin internet. This was recorded during the super bowl because we don’t give a FUCK about football. The only patriots we care about are the ones who build a podcast sound wall around themselves to keep out background office noise. Let’s get into...

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