The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "kicking him out" when she was pregnant. Take control of your credit. Download the Ava app & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has had a few viral moments lately, and we pick our favorites. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Ms. Pat Settles it new bailiff joins Pat, Deon and Chris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live from the annual Patdown party with our typical silliness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares stories from her trip to Saudi Arabia and we are getting excited for this weekend's party. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

313: White Klay Thompson Ms. Pat saw Bert Kreischer's penis and was insulted, and we are getting ready for the party. Take control of your credit. Download the Ava app & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l⁠ #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is working on a new set, and found fire Mexican food in Fort Wayne, IN. Deon then introduces us to Fleece Johnson. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #CashAppPartner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The big party is coming up and Ms. Pat is gifting Deon and Chris a facial. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #CashAppPartner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We rarely have guests, but when we do, it is a great time. Author and former pastor Cornelius Lindsey used to work for Ms. Pat at the stadium when he was a teenager. He gives us some fantastic stories of a younger, more feral Pat that surprised him by calling him all kinds of things. He is the author of a new book titled I Don't Care. https://www.corneliuslindsey.com/store/i-dont-care-the-freedom-of-letting-go-signed-copy He also hosts his own podcast called This is Life. https://www.youtube.com/@CorneliusLindsey Take control of your credit with Ava & get your first month for free. Get the Ava app, & use promo code PATDOWN20 Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is growing up under Nikia's eyes? What is wrong with the hands of Dr. Cline's 94 babies? We answer the questions you never thought to ask. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a heavier episode on politics and race (but without the fights). But first, we start off talking about how fat the whole podcast used to be, and how Chris looked like a lesbian. Then, we discuss Deon's criminal phase, and he delivers a message for America. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him. Support the show, download the Ava app and get your first month for free. Just use the promo code PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices