The Final Bros Tonight

It's about the MUSIC. Our couples get defined, love triangles become pentagons and quadrangles, and you gotta protect Sheridan at all costs. Also Kesha and Jason Mraz are here. This episode is wild, we loved it. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, and this week's number one jam is "Bye Bye Bye" by N*SYNC, and if you're looking at the description for Number One Jam spoilers, I'm judging you. Follow us on Twitter...

Oh boy, this show just keeps getting better and better. Four dates? Sheridan being a perfect boy? Did Trevor cheat on his girlfriend? Also there's singing and music happening, maybe too much of it? Anyway, here goes another episode. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, and this week's number one jam is "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

We did it, and we didn't hate it. The world of Bachelor Nation is entering a new chapter, a more musical chapter, perhaps a more chaotic chapter, and your favorite hosts are here to discuss it and make crude jokes about it. Oh, and we were definitely right about Michael Todd. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, and this week's number one jam is "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega. Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on...

Well, in these dark times, your favorite hosts have caved and decided to cover the upcoming show The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart, and as always, we begin with a cast reveal episode in preparation for Monday's premiere. Alex touches on this early in the episode, but this episode was recorded remotely, and there were some technical difficulties. Thanks for bearing with us during these wacky times. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad...

It's time for the finale. Who will Peter pick? Will they stay together? Does he still have feelings for the runner up? Will Chris Harrison meddle in the affairs of the Weber family? How does Barb feel? HOW DOES BARB FEEL? THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT BARBARA WEBER. BARBARA WEBER. BARBARA WEBER. BARBARA WEBER. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Peter, You Suck" from the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game...

We finally did it. We cover a Women Tell All episode. It goes okay. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

It's time for the F%&k Palace, the literal sex dates, and Alex finally broke down and made some real gross jokes. Here we go. It's time to get horny. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

You know what time it is. We say it several times. We talk about them hometowns. Let's go. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

Somehow, in violation of the will of the gods, we've made it to episode fifty. Things haven't changed a lot. It's the week before hometowns, and there's still a weird set up of one-on-one's and a single three-on-one group date, and Alan is still going to make jokes about ejaculate. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and...

Alright, a little later than usual, sure, but we had FIVE HOURS to cover today, and we gotta get ready to record again in a few days. We keep it real. One on ones, the best group date ever, and remembering that the Claw is our master. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

Cleveland rocks! What else can we say? Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

Gonna be real, this episode is not our finest work. We recorded late, since Alex got sick, and I think we had pretty much forgotten the events of the episode by the time we recorded it. We'll do better next time. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

Week 2! Everything is all fucky because of the weird pacing last week, but let's pick up where we left off! Hannah B! Hannah Ann! Champagne! Get horny. I'm tired of writing these goddamn blurbs. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

It's finally time. Pilot Peter has opened the doors to the plane, and we're boarding. I don't know what to write in this space anymore. It's the premiere, it's good, and we have feelings about it. Listen to them. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.

We're back, and it's time to get ready for the upcoming season of The Bachelor, starring Peter the Pilot. Dad has introduced us to the women competing for the final rose, and your favorite hosts are ready to JUDGE THEM HARSHLY BASED ON VERY LITTLE INFORMATION. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on...

Alright, it's finally time to do this shit. We're gonna talk about Bachelor in Paradise, in our annual "Oops, we didn't cover BiP so now we have to recap the entire season in one episode and it's gonna go just okay" episode! We'll talk about the couples that came out of Paradise this year, and the people who didn't matter. We'll touch a little bit on our new Bachelor, Pilot Peter, and how Alan is thrilled and Alex is less than impressed. It's time to get horny. Our opening music is "What is...

It's Britney, bitch. But we totally realize we're deep into Bachelor in Paradise, and we never even released an episode about Hannah's finale! So we're doing that today! We'll talk about the finale, future projects, and even touch on the current season of Bachelor in Paradise! Sorry we're so late! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on...

I hate this title so gotdang much why did you do this to me Alan? Anyway, it's time for the F&%k Palace, the part of the season where smashing may or may not occur. We'll also be talking about the Luke extravaganza that was the Men Tell All, and that beautiful half hour of content we got preceding it. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow...

Alright, it's that time once again. It's our favorite running joke of the podcast. Hometowns, the part of the season where Hannah goes to the hometowns. We'll discuss the four remaining boys, two of them good, two of them very bad. Which of them get to go to the F&%k Palace? Whose family is the weirdest? Who has the hottest sister? We'll unfortunately discuss that last one, dammit Alan. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound...

It's the week before hometowns, and it's time to decide who's going home, and who's going home. Luke is still around, and he still sucks. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBros2Nite and on Facebook at facebook.com/finalbros2nite.