Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Noah Bender and Devin Ruskin are wise old souls. They were, like, born in the wrong decade, yaknow? They have wisdom to dispense, and there’s no time like the present. That’s why they’re turning to the past. Only problem is, they're stupid AF! Each week, they’ll dive deep into the archives of Dear Abby and other classic advice columns and respond to questions with their own idiotic insight. New episodes every Tuesday! Follow @twodummiespodcast on Instagram Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Language:
English
Contact:
6507590011
Email:
bigtimebender@gmail.com
Episodes
27: Lady Glam Glam
7/7/2020
Big interview! Noah and Devin welcome bona fide Instagram celeb Lady Glam Glam (@33Glamb) to the show! They discuss the evolution of Lady G’s various stage names and careers, her famous Instagram goodnight messages, her upcoming TV show “The Glam Life,” and how to properly react when one receives a standing ovation.
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@twodummiespodcast
@bendernoah
@deardev
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Duration:00:57:42
26: Gator Hunting
6/30/2020
This week the Dummies discuss Devin’s baking contest, Noah’s DoorDash messup, obsessive ex-boyfriends, the social realities of taking a walk, and the gators that live around Devin’s house.
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@twodummiespodcast
@bendernoah
@deardev
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Duration:00:33:17
25: Eat That Garnish! (w/ Kelly McGarry)
6/23/2020
Devin and Noah are so glad to have their friend Kelly back on the show! Together, they discuss their experiences with hamsters, snail friends, Noah’s haircutting party, and how to get over an ex, then play a new game called “EAT THAT GARNISH!” This episode is not to be missed!Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message:...
Duration:00:46:30
24: Dad Week pt 3 (Two Daddies)
6/16/2020
The conclusion of our Daddy series! Worlds collide! Mike meets Marc! And vice versa!This week, the Dummies plus Mike and Marc discuss Devin’s new puppy, cleaning up after oneself, and the dads’ mutual obsession with Tiger King, then answer some tough questions regarding the stigmas around gifted students and taking your spouse’s last name. Enjoy!Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....
Duration:00:44:42
23: Dad Week pt. 2 (w/ Devin's Dad Mike)
5/26/2020
Devin’s dad Mike is on the show! The fatherly love continues! This week, the Dummies and Mike discuss Devin's efforts to get Noah in the dating scene, whether Devin should get a puppy, and Noah's double bike fall. Then they answer some tough questions regarding friends that run up your phone bill, gift-giving etiquette, and baby-naming conundrums. Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....
Duration:00:38:56
22: Dad Week pt. 1 (w/ Noah's Dad Marc)
5/20/2020
The Dummies welcome Noah’s Dad Marc to the show! This week, they discuss Devin’s attempt to get a job at the WWE and Marc’s attempt at cutting the grass during the pandemic, then answer some awkward questions regarding low-quality wedding invitations, forgetting names, and what to do when you receive a structured settlement! Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app ---...
Duration:00:39:11
21: Dessert First
5/15/2020
Devin and Noah reconnect their chicken pal "BokBok" and discuss Noah's COVID test experience, making the first move, deadbeat dads, and luncheon dessert etiquette. Not to be missed!Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:39:02
20: Mama Drama (w/ Devin's Mom)
5/7/2020
This week, the Dummies welcome Devin’s Mom back to the show and discuss what’s most annoying about Devin, proper sink and toilet etiquette, and going stir crazy in quarantine! This is a contentious episode! The tension is high! Not to be missed! Follow the Dummies on Insta:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this...
Duration:00:38:19
19: Bee Phobia (w/ Kathryn Aarons)
4/28/2020
The Dummies welcome Noah’s friend and their most loyal listener Kathryn Aarons to the show! They discuss the dumbest parts of their week, test out new show catchphrases, then answer some questions regarding tacky wedding invitations, caller ID, and a lady who is HELLA scared of bees. Their good friends Truck Driver Jim and Truck Driver Bob even stop by at the end!Follow Kathryn on Insta: @kathryn.aaronsDonate to Frontline Foods at https://donate.wck.org/give/279046/#!/donation/checkoutFollow...
Duration:00:38:29
18: Dentist Love (w/ Alex Forrest)
4/21/2020
With special guest Alex Forrest (Chocolate Cake City), the Dummies play a spicy round of “Would You Date Me If…” then tackle some questions regarding moving back in with your ex, shower preferences, and falling in love with your dentist! Enjoy!Follow the show on Instagram @twodummiespodcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast:...
Duration:00:32:01
17: Back It Up and Dump It (w/ The Morning HotBox)
4/11/2020
The Dummies welcome Niko and Cam from “The Morning Hotbox” onto the show! In this colossal crossover, they answer a question regarding greedy ex-wives, then play a round of hip-hop themed F**k/Marry/Kill. Enjoy!Follow Niko and Cam on Instagram:@themorninghotbox_@youngniko._@camdaaddyyFollow Two Dummies:@twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message:...
Duration:00:26:40
16: Broadway Baking (w/ Elana Bender)
4/6/2020
Special guest Elana Bender (Noah’s sister) and the Dummies play a game involving baked goods and musicals, then answer questions involving dog germs, clingy best friends, and one naughty pig! Enjoy! Two Dummies Insta: @twodummies podcastElana’s baking Insta: @elanabakesNoah: @bendernoahDevin: @deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast:...
Duration:00:37:34
15: Quilts
3/29/2020
Hello from quarantine! The Dummies hop on Zoom to discuss leechy friends, arranged marriages, overhearing your parents getting nasty, and the controversial Dan Schneider. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:33:00
14: Trolls Oreos
3/16/2020
This was an especially chicken-centric episode! Devin and Noah weather the pandemic and cover topics like their trip to Shaq's chicken restaurant, oreo preferences (w/ Devin's mom), demanding lovers, and mothers' curses.Plus, a new feathery co-host joins the show!Follow us on Instagram!@twodummiespodcastNoah:@bendernoahDevin:@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message:...
Duration:00:44:51
13: Hook Hands (w/ Emma Giallongo)
3/1/2020
The Dummies welcome Emma Giallongo to the show! They discuss animal throuples, attention-grabbing mothers, and play a lovely round of Disney-themed “F**k, Marry, Kill”Follow us on Instagram @twodummiespodcast@bendernoah@deardev --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:49:45
12: Wet Veggies (w/ Devin's Boyfriend Cole)
2/24/2020
The Dummies discuss granddaughter debt, prom drama, Devin's new snack, and play an awkward round of "What Do You Love About Me?" Plus, the Truck Drivers stop by! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:46:02
11: Tongue Rings (w/ Kayla Devereux)
2/17/2020
The Dummies have on their good friend and fellow Dummy Kayla. They discuss superstitions, how you would murder someone, bad lovers, tongue rings, and play a fun guessing game. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:51:39
10: Gatorade Lip Ring (w/ Joe Scardili)
2/5/2020
The Dummies and friend/roommate Joe discuss what happens when we die, doctor lust, being from New Jersey, absent grandparents, and play a round of “Would You Date Me If…”Follow Joe on Instagram @joescar305 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:54:33
9: Loose Piggy
1/30/2020
We’re back! For our first podcast recording on the west coast, we dish about the revived Jonas Brothers and wrangle a loose pig in the studio, answer questions about street money and not showering, then Mickey Mouse and our old friends Truck Driver Bob and Truck Driver Jim stop by! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast:...
Duration:00:48:46
8: Teacher (w/ Joanna Hayes)
1/29/2020
Special guest teacher friend Joanna Hayes stops by the studio! We talk all things Teacher and play a fun game of "Would You Send Me to Detention If...?" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support
Duration:00:44:43