Two and a Half Inches

Ooh ooh aah aah, the Inches are back (OOH OOH OOH!) This episode nearly missed becoming The Fuck Up 2 thanks to flowing liquor and late nights by the mic, but was rescued by the heroes of Roku City and the power of comedy. Ignore what was said in this episode, do NOT call us. The phone number got disconnected because none of you ever called into the show, not even once. So thanks, I guess. NEXT EPISODE JUNE 17

The Legend of the Slug is born... CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 The Inches gather to tell harrowing tales of Kramer, Bronies, bullies, and salt, tying a new hypothetical take on Columbine to their own experiences in grade school. For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 ...ohhhh, Peter.... In this episode, the Inches talk becoming aggressively gay sportscasters, trying out impressions on the unsuspecting public, hating women, and debating the topic of Astrology versus the Church. Do not fear, the title is not clickbait. Just hang on for the fun ;) [NO CHILDREN WERE HARMED OR INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST EPISODE] For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 The real homies knew we never left. I see you. Respect. The Inches swing back into your ear-holes with mouths ablaze, telling old wives' tales about previous sexual escapades, especially when they've been caught in the act! All in front of a speech from our One and Only 46th President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. For those who doubted them, the Inches are roping you back in with a special guest appearance to the studio! You won't want to miss the return of your favorite podcasters discovering oddly-titled shot glasses and sharing more business ideas with the betterment of sex at mind. For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

Bah Gawd, is that the Two and a Half Men theme song? I mean is that the Two and a Half Inches music? That's right, the inches are kicking off their reunion tour with tortoise orgies, hitting on women with e-mail, and abandoning people at parties. If you work for the IRS, maybe skip this one. Don't forget to send us an email, twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com we will read your message on the show!

That's right! Two and a Half Inches welcomes their first official guest in this episode, non-other than comedy legend John Candy! The Inches discuss Candy's fascination with shit shanks, celebrities who age like swamp scum, and more fucking with retail customers. Don't forget to send us an email, twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com we will read your message on the show!

This one's a doozy, from discussing the not-so-recent story of Kyle Rittenhouse, getting lost in the wild world of cartography, and attempting to get sued, the Inches are really going for it in their eighth episode. Also beginning new beefs with FedEx, Greg, and finding a new passion for urban colloquialisms.

It's the first episode of 2022! How long will the Inches be around this time? (Approximately 1 hour 19 minutes) In this episode, the beacons of purity and positivity you know as Two and a Half Inches discuss giving people AIDs, forceful elevator conversations, a new-age form of genocide, and the iCarly based origins of this very podcast.

After a cavernous hiatus, the inches are making their valiant return, this time in a more virtual sense. Martin Luther King Senior is leaving comments on Pornhub.com, but don't worry, the Inches are winging it. This is a no-smoking podcast, however, drinks are encouraged. This episode is (not) brought to you by LinkedIn.

The title says it all, if you clicked on this shit you already know what you're in for. In this episode, the inches read PornHub comments, discuss pride flags, take some specialty cooking lessons, and dream up an ingenious new business idea. You won't want to miss this cum shower of a podcast.

After a long and dubious hiatus, the Inches are back in business, shitting on your favorite memories of Michael Jordan, Drake Bell, and of course, the one and only William Cosby, taking pot-shots at the Olympic Games and methamphetamines along the way. (sorry this took so long)

The inches are back and worse than ever, this time tackling tough, tumultuous topics like racism in cosplay, Larry the Cable Guy, shitting your pants, and so much more.

The inches try and fail to avoid talking about pedophiles again, order Pizza Hut® while Nairing their bussies, and open a doctor's office. (you might have to have a drink or two ready so this will all make sense).

In their first episode, the Two and a Half Inches discuss pedophiles and predators such as EDP445, Bill Cosby, and R. Kelly, as well as buying condoms, making out with a fat bitch, and hot, sticky piss sex.