Victrola! Sketch Comedy Podcast

This episode is our favorite of the COVID era so far. We got more than one sociopathic kid, Dean Koontz, and some put upon telephone operators. You know, classic Victrola. BIG THANKS! To all our Patreon supporters, especially our $5 and $10 Supporters Justin Linville, Michael Thomas, Peter Beare, Curtis Luciani, Frank Roberts, Lee Eddy, JD Monteith, and Kahlil Salome! Each full length episode takes 40-50 hours to produce, and thanks to our Patreon we're no longer losing our shirt. If you like the podcast, drop us a dollar at Patreon.com/victrolapod We're also honored to be joined this month by Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theater), Mind Wei (Austin Sketch Fest), and Shannon McCormick (Rooster Teeth). Shannon just launched a badasses production company, 819 Entertainment which is producing some great content. Follow them on twitter (@819entertainment) for the latest! Also, we got some ads this month from our podcast network, ColdTowne Radio. Give our sister programs a listen! TRACK LISTING Duck Pond Bordwalk Art Gallery PBS Fund Drive Parent Teacher Conference Dean Koontz Book Signing Marathon Water

WOAH! Big news, Vultures! After some soul searching, we've decided it's time to monetize the podcast. We've launched a Patreon for you to directly support us (http://patreon.com/victrolapod) New, full length episodes will ALWAYS be free, but if you want our weekly microsodes and that sweet, sweet bonus content you'll have to kick us a whole dollar a month. You may also have noticed that Seasons 1-3 have disappeared from the feed. We've put some of our archives behind a paywall. For three bucks a month, you get access to 100s of hours of inside jokes that your friends won't get! We're excited to play around with this and engage with you, our loyal listeners. We've got some awesome stuff planned, including live streams, Q&As and also some script readings in addition to finally finishing our BSCSU pilot, more Candy Crew episodes and even some animation. Thank you for your support! Don't got $1? No problem! Keep listening, and remember the best way to support us is leaving a review on iTunes! Victrola is produced by Michael Jastroch and stars Cortnie Jones, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Bob McNichol, Jericho Thorp, Molly Moore, Dalton Allen and features special guest Jose Gonzales! Track Listing Moon Station Alpha Chevy Pitch Meeting Roommate Meeting Robert Mackadoo, Job Seeker Kids Show Dressing Room Gumptions Olde Time Candy Shoppe

Please enjoy our latest full length episode LOOPTY SCREWED, cause let's face it that's how we're all feeling right now. Hopefully, this injects a small measure of escapism into your ears. I know the hour we record every week does the same for us. Our incredible Patreon supporters got access to this beast a full eighteen hours early! Not to mention - length wise - nearly enough content to make a second full length episode. All for $1 a month! Kick us a buck to help show your support, or kick a little more to get access to our back episodes! Every little bit helps keep us going. Don't have the cash? We get it. Don't forget, dropping us a review is one of the best things you can do to help us out! We're so close to having the audio back to pre COVID standards, but please excuse some popped Ps and at least one shitty connection. We said it last month, but it seems like something goes awry each recording session. We're also honored to be joined this month by Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theater), Jon Bolden, and Allison Webster. Also, we got some ads this month from our podcast network, ColdTowne Radio. Give our sister programs a listen! TRACK LISTING Roller Coaster Elementary School Career Day RV Expo Another Damn Star Trek Sketch Disney Resort Hotel Trunk Or Treat

WARNING: this month's episode features a ton of shark references as well as a scene set inside our absolute favorite Austin establishment (aside from ColdTowne Theater) and the world's greatest movie theater, the Alamo Drafthouse. I guess that second part is not really a warning, come to think of it. But if you're not from Austin and don't know the Drafthouse, it's a cool theater where you get to order food and drink and they kick you out if you're a jack ass and spoil the movie. This month's episode features national treasure Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theatre, Galapagos), Meredith Mae Roberts, Joseph Daily (Midnight Society) and Valerie Ward (PGraph). LIVE SHOWS: We're performing at Out of Bounds! Friday, September 2nd at 7:30pm! Get your tickets! As always a DONATION helps us out! But mostly, please remember to RATE and REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE on iTunes! Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. And now, at long last, Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at Humordy (http://Humordy.com) and ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com THIS MONTH'S EPISODE BREAKDOWN: Austin Crafts Expo 1975 Alamo Drafthouse Panda Express Job Interview General's Palace Restaurant Jaws 1975 Deborah's Slumber Party This Film Has Been Edited For Television

Victrola! is a monthly smorgasbord of audio-phonic chaos. Sketch comedy culled together from improvised bits and forged into a single, mighty podcast! Brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. Produced by Michael Jastroch, in collaboration with our good friends at Got Your Back! (http://GYBPOD.com) http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com On this months episode: Jared Leto, Star of Suicide Squad The Trouble With Scrum San Pedros Mes-Italian Cuisine ATTN: K-Mart Shoppers Grandma's Favorite Things Brookstone Consierge Little Steve's Birthday! U.S. Census

Part 3 of our Austin Sketch Fest set at Fallout Theater! Enjoy vultures! A reminder, we have an album for sale. You can, ironically, support all this free content by purchasing it! (https://goo.gl/tX14FB) You can also help us out by reviewing us on iTunes and telling your friends! (https://goo.gl/xwiQnx) Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with additional editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

This is it! Another episode of already released material you've been waiting for, assembling Microsodes from the second half of 2018! The individual sketches we release each week that weren't quite good enough for the episode and that you're statistically less likely to listen to in five minute bursts. We're back February 6 2019 with new episodes! Don't forget! We have a dang album and you can get your sweaty hands on it on iTunes here: https://goo.gl/tX14FB Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

Hark! Our 3rd full length episode of Season Seven arrives to smite and lay waste to boredom! Huzzah! Featuring special guests from around the planet! Jacque Arend (Torch Theatre), Marisol Chavez (Torch Theatre), and Alrinthea Carter (Alchemy Theater)! We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up. As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level: Jake and Jen Misunderestimated Masterpiece The Coin Guy Benjamin Burns Bryce McWilliams Becca Andrews Tabi Burleson Kareem Badr Stephen Whipple John Krebs David S Berry Justin Linville Lacy Cox Peter Beare Curtis Luciani Khalil Salome Frank Roberts Lee Eddy JD Monteith Avery In other news, don't forget we've got merchandise for sale over at Tee Public! SKETCH LIST Furler's Flourist Captain's Meeting Bulk Trash Collection Austin Aquarium Dinner Party

Hark! Our 4th full length episode of Season Seven! Huzzah! We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up. As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level: Jake and Jen Misunderestimated Masterpiece The Coin Guy Benjamin Burns Bryce McWilliams Becca Andrews Tabi Burleson Kareem Badr Stephen Whipple John Krebs David S Berry Justin Linville Lacy Cox Peter Beare Curtis Luciani Khalil Salome Frank Roberts Lee Eddy JD Monteith Avery In other news, don't forget we've got merchandise for sale over at Tee Public! SKETCH LIST 2021 Census Farmer's Market Folly Beach T-Shirt Shoppe Mt. St. Helen's Hike McGutchin County Search and Rescue Nativity Scene

Hark! Our 5th full length episode of Season Seven! Huzzah! You may be asking yourself "Where are all the other episodes?! I only see five on the main feed." The answer is over at Patreon.com/victrolapod - head there and kick us a couple of dollars for full access to our archives and bonus content! Don't got any cash? That's cool. Remember the best way to support us is to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! You can also buy some Merchandise at our merchandise store at Tee Public! We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up. As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level: Cheryl Collin Lasley Jake and Jen Misunderestimated Masterpiece The Coin Guy Benjamin Burns Bryce McWilliams Becca Andrews Tabi Burleson Kareem Badr Stephen Whipple John Krebs David S Berry Justin Linville Lacy Cox Peter Beare Curtis Luciani Khalil Salome Frank Roberts Lee Eddy JD Monteith Avery Sketch List: Premium Events Family Robot Roman Coliseum Tik Tok Content House Kustom Karl

Hello! Apologies for the lack of releases last month. Scheduling conflicts, tech errors, and a sprained wrist got in the way of our workflow. We're back on track and ready to dump more laughs into your brains. Episode 23?!?! What happened to all the other episodes this season? Well, don't forget all our bonus content (Microsodes, uncut sketches, live shows, etc...) are now exclusively released through our Patreon (Patreon.com/Victrolapod). Kick us a $1 for hours of extra content. Kick us $3 for hundreds of hours of old seasons! Enjoy the episode, Vultures! Track Listing Resident Assistant Group Interview Mother's Day Fishing Trip Wedding Caterers

Hot off the presses! The September full-length episode. Watch out, this one is going to burn more holes in your ears. It also features some of our all-time favorite made up business names, including Spud Ranch Baked Potato Restaurant and The Great American Cookie Escape. By the end of this episode, you'll be asking for your food "Slathered and Lathered." Reminder! If you want access to our back catalogue or to weekly bonus content, head over to Patreon.com/victrolapod and kick us a buck or three! Track Listing Hilton Rewards Spud Ranch Mars Station One Summer Teens CEOQA Great American Cookie Escape

Greetings, Vultures! Please enjoy this very special "Best Of Episode" featuring some of our favorites from the first half of last season. We'll be back with Vol. 2 the first week of January and will start dropping some new material in February. As always, if you are interested in our archives, bonus episodes or just want to support us, head over to patreon.com/victrolapod TRACK LISTING 2021 Census National Park Ranger Station Spin Class Post Game Press Conference Courtroom Tombstone Reinactors Furler's Flourist Folly Beach T-Shirt Shoppe Farmer's Market

Huzzah! Our third full length episode of season eight is now live. Victrola is Michael Jastroch, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Cortnie Jones, Bob McNichol, Jose Gonzales, and Dalton Allen! We are brought to you by the fine folks at ColdTowne Radio. *AND* we've got new merch available for purchase over at tee public. Follow the links! Patreon, Bonus Content, Merch and More: https://linktr.ee/victrolapod Track Listing IT Help Desk Two Brothers Moving Shady Acres Retirement Home Texas Bakery Commuter Train

Here it tis, the season premiere of Victrola! We excited to kick off an 8th season of audio-phonic improv and sketch comedy for your ear-holes! Hashtag ten seasons and a movie. Victrola is Michael Jastroch, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Cortnie Jones, Bob McNichol, Jose Gonzales, and Dalton Allen! We are brought to you by the fine folks at ColdTowne Radio. *AND* we've got new merch available for purchase over at tee public. Follow the links! Patreon, Bonus Content, Merch and More: https://linktr.ee/victrolapod Track Listing McGutchin County Courthouse Uber Driver Dog Adoption Agency McDonald's Birthday Party Presidential Press Conference

Huzzah! Our second full length episode of season eight is now live. This one has everything, but mostly really questionable accents and tax advice. Please enjoy responsibly. Don't forget to subscribe to out Patreon for more bonus content than you should shake a stick at: http://Patreon.com/victrolapod Victrola is Michael Jastroch, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Cortnie Jones, Bob McNichol, Jose Gonzales, and Dalton Allen! We are brought to you by the fine folks at ColdTowne Radio. *AND* we've got new merch available for purchase over at tee public. Follow the links! Patreon, Bonus Content, Merch and More: https://linktr.ee/victrolapod Track Listing Godfather Part II Mechanic Shoppe Carnival Ring Toss Hospital Room HR Block

Huzzah! Our third full length episode of season eight is now live. Victrola is Michael Jastroch, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Cortnie Jones, Bob McNichol, Jose Gonzales, and Dalton Allen! We are brought to you by the fine folks at ColdTowne Radio. *AND* we've got new merch available for purchase over at tee public. Follow the links! Patreon, Bonus Content, Merch and More: https://linktr.ee/victrolapod Track Listing Family Portrait Meal Quips Pinkerton Detective Agency Bait Shoppe Rugby Halftime

SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE! In honor of the upcoming Austin Sketch Comedy Festival (Atxsketchfest.com), we're releasing some "B-Sides" -- sketches deemed too inconsequential for release on our regular episode. (Just kidding, they're funny.) Victrola! is a monthly smorgasbord of audio-phonic chaos. Sketch comedy culled together from improvised bits and forged into a single, mighty podcast! Brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. Produced by Michael Jastroch, in collaboration with our good friends at Humordy (http://Humordy.com), ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com) and Got Your Back! (http://GYBPOD.com) See the stars of Victrola at the Austin Sketch Comedy Festival this Memorial Day Weekend (http://atxsketchfest.com) http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com On this months episode: "EP. 2.5 B-Sides" Live Jazz Fusion Band It's All Right Newspaper Perscriptions Austin Sketch Fest Commercial

Victrola! is a monthly smorgasbord of audio-phonic chaos. Sketch comedy culled together from improvised bits and forged into a single, mighty podcast! Brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. Produced by Michael Jastroch, in collaboration with our good friends at Humordy (http://Humordy.com), ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com) and Got Your Back! (http://GYBPOD.com) See the stars of Victrola at the Austin Sketch Comedy Festival this Memorial Day Weekend (http://atxsketchfest.com) http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com On this months episode: "EP. 2 BIRTHDAY BURGERS" DARTH VADER BIRTHDAY BURGERS ACTION WAR! THE MOTION PICTURE BOXCAR HORATIO COMCAST PHONE SUPPORT DESTINATION ABSTINENCE OSWALD

Victrola! is a monthly smorgasbord of audio-phonic chaos. Sketch comedy culled together from improvised bits and forged into a single, mighty podcast! Brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. This month features special guests Will Cleveland (Stool Pigeon, Play By Play) and David Jara (Mascot Wedding, Stag! Comedy, Master Pancake)! Produced by Michael Jastroch, iin collaboration with our good friends at Humordy (http://Humordy.com), ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com) and Got Your Back! (http://GYBPOD.com) http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com On this months episode "Eat, Pray, Blood": Bus Trolls and Duke Holes Bible Meeting Dr. Crinkle's Cure Williamson County Fair Veri-Zone McGutchin County Book Club The Barefoot Businessman