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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Episodes

Teen steals 3 buses in 6 months just for joyrides. Lady shot her husband because he was annoying.

Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.

Please don't fire your canons, town urges citizens. New billboard warns criminals that firing squads are legal.

Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over wave of recent sightings. All you can eat restaurant introduces a "vomit fee ".

New trend of enlarging your testicles is addictive and fun? Man pulled a car with his penis while also on fire.

Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.

Thousands of citizens disappear each year on purpose in Japan. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from space.

The first Sperm Racing World Cup is coming to San Francisco. Why are birds more afraid of women than men?

Man makes love to a trash bin before eating out of it. Ramen loving grandma is buried with her favorite cup of noodles.

Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.

Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.

140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.

Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.

22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.

Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.

Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.

Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.

Arson suspect arrived at police interview with burnt eyebrows. Animal Rights Activist rescues and releases restaurant lobster back into the sea.

Titanic museum floods on the anniversary of ships sinking. Japan government pays citizens to use Tinder dating app.

Florida woman arrested for twerking for tips at 7-11. Floridaman "gets horny", drove around exposing himself in boss's van.