White Boy Struggles With Modernity

After a six month hiatus, CJ Suite is back with a higher education, vomit in a fat mans beard and what you should prioritize as an artist. There really should be a BMI cap for cocaine, and this is White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Twitter:@cj_suite

Rising like an inbred phoenix from the ashes of a 2003 Honda Civic, CJ drives himself crazy dealing with Carvana, how that $2.99 fee from Uber Eats you all bitch about is because of technical real estate, and digs up a nice, painful memory of his Boomer Grandfather. CJ was almost t-boned by an F-150, the only arousal Grandfather had in decades and this is White Boy Struggles with Modernity. https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth Like and...

This week, CJ ruins a perfectly good date with his obsession with pop culture and painful awkwardness. But really, superheroes are the brunt of CJ's dissatisfaction, as well as Cheesecake Factory dumps and movies theatre prices, as passé as that is. Commissioner Gordon is making a Chipotle run and this is episode 13 of White Boy Struggles with Modernity. https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth Like and Subscribe on Apple...

This week, CJ takes it down a notch, trading Hobo Bucket shits for a fat man cornering you for 30 minutes telling you WHAT HE THINKS. If that's not enough to warrant calling security, CJ confronts child predator Rubeus Hagrid and why being special is a pain in the ass and why we shouldn't do it. Tend your own garden and sh*t, and listen to episode twelve of White Boy Struggles with Modernity. Come join us on...

In this weeks episode, CJ takes a moment to remind Taki of the nature of the business. Funeral arrangements aside, CJ also regales us with recollections of his childhood and Brazzers porn. You don’t need to write anything to be a writer here on White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Come join us on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth Like and Subscribe on Apple...

This week, Cj and Taki talk about violinists in wheelchairs, chokeholds, and what we do when we lose faith in our heroes. Relax, it's just a shitty theater and this is another episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Come join us on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-StitcherAvailable on all platforms!

This week, Cj opens a discussion on the withdrawal from Afghanistan, the finer points of office politics, and how death also means the death of a family. We're just fixin' to start calling people out, it's White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Come join us on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChcKG3_DgrnMngeA_gmMqZw https://www.wbswm.com/ twitter: @cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth Like and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts-Spotify-Stitcher Available on all...

It's episode three, and CJ finally takes responsibility for his lackluster work record, the dumpster fire that is Planet Fitness, and why being sick isn't romantic. Some call staying in bed for days and pissing in a Coke bottle depression, but we call it another episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Video:https://twitter.com/StillSumAsshole?t=LAZRdDzxh6av4ctac_GiLw&s=09 Follow on: https://www.wbswm.com/ Twitter:@cj_suite Insta:@cjsweettooth Tik Tok:@cjsuitetooth

CJ and Taki talk about sea fishing, the absurdity of friendships today, and whether or not two equally shitty people are willing to set aside their differences to control one person. Nobody tells us nothing and it's bullshit, but it is episode two of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. Brian Wilson: @oldsupermanusa https://www.wbswm.com/ Twitter: @cj_suite Insta: @cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsuitetooth

In the introductory episode, CJ introduces his producer Taki, discusses integrity and economics, including the finer points of chinaware. Break out nana's china and pop a squat, it's the first episode of White Boy Struggles With Modernity. https://www.wbswm.com/ Twitter:@cj_suite Insta: @cjsweettooth Tik Tok: @cjsweettooth