Ear Seduction

This episode will kick off a series where I take you on a journey into long form video/audio essays. The topics will range from month to month, some of them will be heavily researched deep dives and other will be more like this episode. How I lost all my friends is a personal account of … Continue reading How I Lost All My Friends →

In this episode of Ear Seduction I recall the story of how, over the last two years, I’ve lost all of my friends and family.

Welcome to another episode of Ear Seduction. In this episode I am going to recount for your enjoyment the tail of how I lost every single person who was close to me. All my friends, family, and acquaintances: I’ve moved on from. So now I’m trying to carry on. Meeting new people and learning about … Continue reading How I Lost All My Friends →

In this episode of Ear Seduction I discuss how crying can help you work through your most intimate emotions. The goal is efficiency and effectiveness. Enjoy.

In this episode I address how common it is for conservatives to call for murder to solve our social problems. Whether through capital punishment, lenient gun laws or some other means of torture and death conservative thinkers often seek out whatever “logical reasoning” they can find to justify killing the Other. Join me as I … Continue reading HTM: When Do I Get to Murder? →

In this episode of The Hot Tub Monologues I discuss the shortcomings of our United States constitution, the reality of the Tradwife movement, and how a return to traditional values is just dog whistling for a conservative movement that looks to regain control over women and revert them back into chattel; just like in the … Continue reading HTM: The Constitution Sucks and Other Lamentations →

In this episode of the Hot Tub Monologues I address the well known, but denied, fact that everyone is racist. What sets people apart is their acknowledgement of their bigotry and the work that they do to address who they are, why they are racist, and how they are going to work through their bigotry … Continue reading HTM: We Are All Racist →

In this episode I recount a story of my experience with a progressive suffering from conservative thoughts. Jessica doesn’t like Catholics and decides to express her hatred in a public setting. Appalled, I do my best to reason with her, but to no avail. Sadly, I had to end my friendship with Jessica due to … Continue reading HTM: Anti Catholic Sentiment →

In this episode I discuss how people suffering from conservatism often fall into conspiratorial thinking. Because they hold beliefs based on faith like: god, the bible, Jesus, and others they aren’t well versed in critical thinking. Thus, they readily and easily believe other nonsense like: flat Earth, lizard people, the mark of the beast, and … Continue reading HTM: Conspiracy Theories →

In this episode of Hot Tub Monologues I discuss the modern conservative solution to most of society’s problems; violence. The call to violence against protesters, homeless people, drug addicts, and other people conservatives don’t like is all together too common. We see it on the news and in our social circles. People who suffer from … Continue reading HTM: Violence →

Join me back in the hot tub as I ponder some of life’s most intriguing questions with an inarticulate ignoramus conservative thinker. There I describe how being ignorant and inarticulate goes hand in hand with conservatism and just how unfortunate it is that conservatives fail to take the next step in the learning process.

Join me in this episode of Urbanist Snark where I discuss my experiences travelling through Amsterdam and Brussels. In this episode I’ll cover: getting sick, public transportation, ease of movement, the Eurostar, city design, urbanism, convenience, and other topics. Look for more content on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/@EarSeduction UCs0pAv8mLczzl8Y8I55OJBw

Join me for an account of an adorable couple I met in England. Whilst sitting in a pub enjoying a fine English ale, I met a couple who swore to me that they had seen a ghost while vacationing in an old house in Whales. Together we analyzed their account of what happened and through … Continue reading HTM: Ghosts →

Welcome to my new series here on Ear Seduction called Urbanist Snark. In this series I talk about urban environments and how to build usable cities for people and communities. I’ll cover topics such as: transportation, biking infrastructure, walking infrastructure, roads, streets, stroads, building stock, and all the components required from a built environment to … Continue reading Urbanist Snark: London →

I’m back in the hot tub talking with conservatives. Today I discuss bodily autonomy rights and women with a young, well-to-do Catholic yuppy. He’s probably a closeted homosexual who doesn’t think that women should have any rights at all. He describes to me his brilliant solution to the abortion problem humanity faces and thus, I … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Women →

Join me for another episode where I talk with Larry. The bigoted, trans-phobic asshole who likes to openly degrade and dehumanize people that he doesn’t understand. It’s highly likely that Larry is a trans or faggot, but refuses to accept his true nature due to religious and political beliefs. Sorry that I said faggot, but … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Trans →

Join me as I discuss poverty with a conservative. There we will dive into the modern conservative view of public welfare systems and just how contemptuous conservatives believe them to be. My conservative friend explains to me how he feels about those that are unemployed and how they need to be put to work as … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Poverty →

Join us in the hot tub as we talk with an elderly conservative. Larry loves his family and believes that the family unit is the most basic unit of civilization. So basic, in fact, that it should be responsible for curing all the ills that trouble modern day society. Are you homeless? Then it is … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Family →

Join me for this episode of the Hot Tub Monologues where I explore the modern conservative views of people who are queer. I’m joined by a 17 year old Christian White Nationalist who describes his problems with people who are gender queer and his eventual solution. It’s sad to hear such a young person be … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Queers (Re-uploaded) →

In this episode of the Hot Tub Monologues, we explore the modern conservatives’ hatred of nudity. In a conversation I had in my athletic club’s hot tub I met a middle aged progressive with very conservative notions of nudity. There he described to me how uncomfortable it made him feel to see nudity in public, … Continue reading Hot Tub Monologues: Nudity →