HOLY SH*T, THEY'RE GONE: Navigating the F*cking Aftermath of Loss Without the Bullsh*t
Cassandra Crossno
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
So, they’re gone. And now, everything is fucked.
One minute they’re breathing, laughing, *living*, and the next… NOTHING. And the infuriating, soul-crushing reality? The goddamn sun STILL rises. Traffic...
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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. So, they’re gone. And now, everything is fucked. One minute they’re breathing, laughing, *living*, and the next… NOTHING. And the infuriating, soul-crushing reality? The goddamn sun STILL rises. Traffic STILL crawls. The fucking AUDACITY of the world to keep turning. Meanwhile, you’re drowning in this soul-crushing, brain-melting, rage-inducing hellscape called grief. And then there’s the pressure—to “move on,” to “find meaning,” to be some kind of goddamn poster child of grief instead of the broken, furious, drowning mess you actually are. GUESS WHAT? YOU DON’T HAVE TO PLAY BY THEIR RULES. WHAT’S INSIDE THIS LITERARY GRENADE? NOTHING BUT THE FUCKING TRUTH - Just the unfiltered reality of loss—the moments when you actually get mad at your person for dying. The way grief makes you feel like a fucking burden. A BATTLE PLAN FOR YOUR BRAIN - Grief is a biological hijacking. Your brain is in full-scale fucking mutiny. Welcome to grief brain. It’s real. It’s brutal. And it’s a fucking menace. A FIELD GUIDE TO IDIOTS & THEIR BULLSHIT - People will say some of the stupidest shit. From the toxic positivity crowd to the spiritual bypassers, we’re calling out every category of grief-related dumbassery. You’re never going to be the same. You don’t get over it. You just learn to live with the absence. SO, WHAT THE FUCK NOW? Now, we get to fucking work. The longer you fight it, the harder it fucking hits. The only way out is through. And this book? It’s coming with you. There is a shitload of work ahead of you. We’re gonna torch some lies. Make a fucking mess and get way too loud. So, grab your weapon and prepare for the fight for your goddamn life. Let’s begin. Duration - 10h 5m. Author - Cassandra Crossno. Narrator - Digital Voice Madison G. Published Date - Thursday, 30 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Cassandra Crossno ©.
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English
HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE GONE
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You may be crawling through the wreckage, choking on the ash of what was, but know this: you don't have to burn alone. Not anymore. Not ever again. This isn’t the end of your story—your pain is heard, your heartbreak honored, and together, we’ll rage agai
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HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE GONE
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Forever Raising Hell in My Heart
Duration:00:03:28
Preface: When Life Shits All Over Every Plan You Made
Duration:00:08:27
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Duration:00:02:16
Introduction: Welcome to the Shitstorm
Duration:00:15:51
Part One: The Immediate Aftermath - What the Fuck Just Happened?
Duration:00:00:10
Chapter 1: When Your Heart Feels Like Fuckin' Roadkill
Duration:00:51:40
Chapter 2: People Say the Dumbest Shit
Duration:01:19:21
Chapter 3: Grief Brain Is a Real Motherfucker
Duration:01:10:30
Part Two: Sitting in the Goddamn Fire - Facing the Ugly Truth
Duration:00:00:10
Chapter 4: The Pain Isn't Going Anywhere (Ever)
Duration:00:43:20
Chapter 5: Fuck the Timelines
Duration:00:42:52
Chapter 6: The Empty Chair and Other Cruelties
Duration:00:48:17
Part Three: Clawing Your Way Out of the Abyss - Building a New Normal
Duration:00:00:10
Chapter 7: You're Not Broken, Just Fuckin’ Human
Duration:00:38:34
Chapter 8: When Anger Is All You've Got Left
Duration:00:28:38
Chapter 9: The Fuckin’ Miracle of One More Day
Duration:00:23:51
Part Four: The Long Game - Grief Doesn’t End, But Neither the Fuck Do You
Duration:00:00:10
Chapter 10: Carrying Your Grief Without Letting It Consume Your Goddamn Soul
Duration:00:34:48
Chapter 11: Supporting Others in the Shitstorm
Duration:00:39:13
Chapter 12: Your Life After Their Death
Duration:00:37:50
Conclusion: Grief Is a Goddamn Wild Ride, but You’re Still Here
Duration:00:10:23
Afterword: A Warrior's Send-Off
Duration:00:05:08
BONUS CONTENT
Duration:00:00:13
A DECLARATION OF TOTAL EMOTIONAL FREEDOM
Duration:00:09:17
THE WEDDING VOWS I NEVER GOT TO SAY
Duration:00:07:48
PERMISSION SLIP FOR GRIEVING LIKE A BADASS
Duration:00:02:29