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When we last left Syph, he was following a mysterious figure into the depths of Zobeck's sewers. Syph got a momentary glimpse of the figure's face and realized it was none other than his daughter, little Melanie. Why doesn't little Melanie recognize her father? What is she doing down here? Find out now!

When we last left our heroes they had just arrived in Zobeck. They are meeting with an old friend of Syph's to get more information on where Syph's family is being held and the Rat King. Is Syph's family still alive? Has the Rat King moved up in the world and become an even bigger threat? Find out now!

When we had last left our heroes, they had just finished burying most of their crew. The crew fought and were killed by a small army of zombies and other undead horrors led by the resurrected Dimitri. How do they move on? Where do they go next? Find out now...

When we last left our heroes, they had reached the top of Holda's tree and found the Legendary Buckley Gus. He was seemingly still alive after all this time but trapped, encased in the wood of the ancient tree. Kaarle had found a scroll of Wish along their trek into the forest and decided to use it to free Buckley. After thanking the heroes, Buckley went to set some affairs in order. The Goose Cannons made their way back to the village where this all started only to find it beset by an army of the dead with Dimitri at their helm. Why is Dimitri here? What Choices were made, Zach!? Find out now!

When we last left our heroes, they finally reached Holda's Tree. As they started their ascent up the massive tree they were quickly beset by a giant eagle. How will they deal with this imposing foe? If they manage to survive what will they find at the top of this ancient tree? Find out now!

When we last left our heroes they had been nearing the center of the Tomierran forest and Holda's Tree. The brush is getting thick and travel is getting slow, but will it all be worth it to find another omega weapon? What else will be waiting for our heroes at this fabled tree? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were getting closer to their goal of reaching of reaching the base of Holda's Tree. The further they trek into the Tomierran forest, the more dangers they encounter. What ancient artifact could be waiting for them at Holda's Tree? What other horrors are hidden in these woods? Will the guardian of the forest be attracted to all that noise our heroes are making? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just escaped a run-in with a gigantic stone elk called The Defender of the Forest. Is this a case of 'out of the frying pan and into the fire'? What other terrible things are stalking the Goose Cannons through the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had begun to pursue another omega weapon in the direction of the Tomierran forest. After landfall at the Beach of Thorns, they hired a guide to take them into the Tomierran forest and toward Holda's tree, a sacred landmark of the elves. What horrors will they find in the ancient woods? Who is the guardian of the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished a daring heist. What did they find in those vaults? Where are they off to next? Is it finally time to save Syph's family? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just killed Davos, one of the most powerful mages in all of Midgard. What will happen to Smugglers' Isle now that he is gone? What will happen to all those guys made of goo that Davos made in his lab? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just come face to face with the Lord of Smuggler's Isle, Davos. Will Davos try to strike a deal with the Goose Cannons to get them off his back? Or will he simply try to crush them? Can Kaarle win a Wizard Duel™ against this mighty archmage? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were in a spooky lab filled with tubes that contained people suspended in some kind of goo. Who are all these people? Is this how the White Gloves are made? Is Caspian already been turned? Find out now!

When last we left The Goose Cannons they had been trapped in an underground facility that seems to be the White Gloves' base of operations. What dangers will they find as they start to explore the base? Is Caspian down here? Just what ARE the White Gloves? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons, they had agreed to give Armstad the ship won from the duel. Armstad has said he will use the vessel to do good in the world and, more importantly, to split profits. Just as they were making preparations to leave Smugglers' Isle, a vaguely familiar person comes to our heroes asking for help. Who is this person? What do they want? Are the White Gloves really okay with The Goose Cannons leaving after that scene at the duel? Find out now!

Bastion has struck down the nefarious Captain Paine in a three-on-one duel, but a White Glove was kill in the fracas. What will become of this big, beautiful boat? What the hell did that White Glove turn into when it died? Did our heroes witness some dangerous secret? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have now met their pirate nemesis, but their crew is still out of reach ... for now. How will they rescue their crew? What is up with those White Gloves? Where are these artifact amulets coming from?

The Goose Cannons have entered a hidden den of gambling, illegal auctions, duels, and booze. Will they be able to find and confront the man who captured their crew? Will Syph be able to hold on to his gold when there are so many exciting ways to spend it? Can Bastion hold his temper and stay clear of the white gloves?

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished off a dragon turtle and had managed to save a few people from a water grave. They now head to Smugglers' Isle to find the man who captured their crew. What wretched hive of scum and villainy will they find when they arrive at Smugglers' Isle? Will they be able to locate and confront Hobbsen Payne? Are the missing crew members even still alive? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in a sticky situation. They're stuck in the open ocean with a dragon turtle blasting their boat with steam breaths. How long can their already beaten-down dinghy survive this assault? Can you outrun a dragon turtle in the ocean? What even is a dragon turtle? Find out now!