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When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just killed Davos, one of the most powerful mages in all of Midgard. What will happen to Smugglers' Isle now that he is gone? What will happen to all those guys made of goo that Davos made in his lab? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just come face to face with the Lord of Smuggler's Isle, Davos. Will Davos try to strike a deal with the Goose Cannons to get them off his back? Or will he simply try to crush them? Can Kaarle win a Wizard Duel™ against this mighty archmage? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were in a spooky lab filled with tubes that contained people suspended in some kind of goo. Who are all these people? Is this how the White Gloves are made? Is Caspian already been turned? Find out now!

When last we left The Goose Cannons they had been trapped in an underground facility that seems to be the White Gloves' base of operations. What dangers will they find as they start to explore the base? Is Caspian down here? Just what ARE the White Gloves? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons, they had agreed to give Armstad the ship won from the duel. Armstad has said he will use the vessel to do good in the world and, more importantly, to split profits. Just as they were making preparations to leave Smugglers' Isle, a vaguely familiar person comes to our heroes asking for help. Who is this person? What do they want? Are the White Gloves really okay with The Goose Cannons leaving after that scene at the duel? Find out now!

Bastion has struck down the nefarious Captain Paine in a three-on-one duel, but a White Glove was kill in the fracas. What will become of this big, beautiful boat? What the hell did that White Glove turn into when it died? Did our heroes witness some dangerous secret? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have now met their pirate nemesis, but their crew is still out of reach ... for now. How will they rescue their crew? What is up with those White Gloves? Where are these artifact amulets coming from?

The Goose Cannons have entered a hidden den of gambling, illegal auctions, duels, and booze. Will they be able to find and confront the man who captured their crew? Will Syph be able to hold on to his gold when there are so many exciting ways to spend it? Can Bastion hold his temper and stay clear of the white gloves?

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished off a dragon turtle and had managed to save a few people from a water grave. They now head to Smugglers' Isle to find the man who captured their crew. What wretched hive of scum and villainy will they find when they arrive at Smugglers' Isle? Will they be able to locate and confront Hobbsen Payne? Are the missing crew members even still alive? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in a sticky situation. They're stuck in the open ocean with a dragon turtle blasting their boat with steam breaths. How long can their already beaten-down dinghy survive this assault? Can you outrun a dragon turtle in the ocean? What even is a dragon turtle? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in the bed chambers of the king of Vidim. Kaarle is doing his best to find the source of the king's madness and it looks pretty familiar. Will the king wake up and have all of the Goose Cannons killed for this imposition? Will Kaarle be able to find the source of this corruption in the king? How the hell do they keep getting themselves into these situations? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons made short work of Dimitri, but is he gone for good? That seems like a problem for the future that doesn't concern our heroes. The Goose Cannons decide to set off to tie up some loose ends. Where will our heroes end up? Will The Loose Goose be seaworthy? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons Syph had just been returned to his former glory, but after some catching up we find out there is still work to do. Kaarle has set up a clandestine meeting with Dimitri who is a dedicated servant of Chernobog. Will Kaarle be able to learn more about his dark powers? Will Bastion pick a fight with the forces of evil? Will Syph's glue hold together when things start getting hot and heavy? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons, they had convinced Ludwig to raise Syph. However, they had made an enemy of him in the process. Will Ludwig go through with it? Will Kaarle be disappointed to lose out on a perfectly good zombie? Will our dearly departed rat-boy return to us? Find out now!

Things are bleak for the Goose Cannons. One of our heroes has perished in the battle, another is unconscious, and another seems to be selling his soul to a dark god. Will this be the end for the heroes as we know them? Will Bastion make it through? Will Karrle start to lose his humanity? Who will save Syph's many, many children? Find out now!

It has all led to this. The final battle is here and the Goose Cannons rush to meet it head-on. Will they make it out alive? Find out now!

The Giants are here, Old Honey Paws has been cut down in front of all Bjornheim, and The Goose Cannons have front-row seats to the action. Will their preparation be enough to win the day? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons and all of Bjornheim are making final preparations for the long-awaited Giant invasion. Kaarle's spooky book has returned to him suddenly and with it an ill omen. Are The Goose Cannons ready to repel the invasion? Is the book back because Kaarle has embraced his necromantic calling? Will Bjornheim be able to withstand this assault? Find out now!

With the ambush from Vargrike thwarted The Goose Cannons head back to Bjornheim for the final battle. Will the reinforcements from Jomsborg make it in time? Will Bjornheim be ready for the invasion? What the heck was going on at the Gloaming Crag? Will Kaarle dig dozens more punji pits? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have chosen to not wait for the Vargrike to strike Bjornheim. Instead, they have laid a trap for them at a strategic bottleneck. We left our heroes outside the Vargrike camp just after Kaarle set their tents on fire. Can Kaarle lead the Vargrike back to the many, many punji pits he has prepared for them? Will Mason actually be useful for once!? Have the Goose Cannons bitten off more than they can chew? Find out now!