Halfwits & Failed Crits

Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you’ll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We’ve made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures! === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ). Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the Show.

We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale! Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Opening Theme: Nedrak - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the Show.

The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the show

The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

A new beginning, a new mega corp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Triangle Agency by Haunted Table LLC (https://hauntedtable.itch.io/) Go pre-order right now! We had so much fun and you can too! (this is an order from your general manager and not doing so can result in demerits, death, or an extended stay in the vault). (https://triangle-agency.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders) Music and Art Provided by Haunted Table LLC (Thank You!!!) Control Yourself & Stability by Edith Margaret Mudge (https://www.edithmudge.com/). Cover Art "Trina" by Ryan Kingdom (https://www.ryankingdomart.com/) Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the Show.

The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the Show.

The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the Show.