Realms & Nerds

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Ben goes fishing. Llew converses with Rackle. Krohl parties. Raven has a therapy session. Cast: Ash - Krohl the Fallen Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Tilby, Rackle, Mayor Harmee, Bartender Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn Ray - Raven, Halfling Patron RJ - Sir Ben, Gnoll Patron, Deer-Raven The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee starts writing his own book. Seebo slips through a keyhole. Ryder plays guitar like a psychosocial. Rhomash bear-rels in. Míchael lets the bodies hit the floor. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Bear-Rhomash Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldiers The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Milton Skurge, Paldis, Killian McQuaid, and Rackle- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: An Elven Investigation! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Milton wins big. Paldis makes a fine dinner. Killian is a bit scatterbrained at times. Rackle is very charming. Cast: Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Cart Driver, Gate Guard, John the Guard, The Speaker, King Clyde, Bartender, Scumbug, Old Woman, Tiamat Army Chieftain Bronson - Killian McQuaid Harrison - Paldis, Ornon RJ - Milton Skurge, Horses An Elven Investigation is an original story created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice Main theme arrangement and recording by Justin Mattioli

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Puzzle Part One Puzzle Part Two Cipher Key Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee gets tied up. Seebo looks for a chicken. Ryder casts a charming spell. Rhomash solves a puzzle. Míchael searches a pantry. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Jeff Drunkle, Leon McJenkins, and Punchy McFistfight- as they protect the Sana River Valley! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Jeff summons Jeff. Leon shows off his monk skills. Punchy punches. Cast: Ash - Leon McJenkins Bee - Dungeon Master, Void Voice, Sana, Elderly Deep Gnome, Deep Gnome Monk Students, Lizardfolk Harrison - Jeff Drunkle Ray - Punchy McFistfight The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee gleams important info from his book. Seebo finds a clock tower. Ryder takes a dive. Rhomash wants revenge. Míchael encounters an old foe. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jack, Tom Latutu Sim Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Hugh makes some calls on a crystal. Chompsky deals flurries of punches. Verga carves some lizard steaks. Cast: Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome Captain-President Bronson - Verga Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee finds a book. Seebo consults Tom. Ryder revisits his first mission. Rhomash looks for an exit. Míchael did not close the door. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Violet, Randal Vanderschlute, Warehouse Worker Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Hugh just wants a good cup of coffee. Chompsky bites down. Verga has odd remarks and questions. Cast: Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome President-Captain, Lewis, Gnome Soldiers Bronson - Verga Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee shows a little rationale. Seebo pulls a heist. Ryder shows up out of nowhere. Rhomash is faced with his past. Míchael uses the Odysseus bow. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Rhomash's Father, Devin, Jeff the Soldier, Jimmy the Gnome, Scared Soldier Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice

Happy Holidays, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Ben combats the enemy. Llew commands his allies. Krohl gets physical. Raven attacks a pet. Cast: Ash - Krohl the Fallen Bee - Dungeon Master, Water Sprites, Sana, Sylpher, Tilby Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn Ray - Raven RJ - Eagle-Sana, Sir Ben The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee keeps the party in line. Seebo gets a coin. Ryder throws a pebble. Rhomash is hit with a stick. Míchael fights a creature. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mauzer Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Hydra The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore, with exception of "The Ballad of a Drowned Clown", composed and recorded by Damion Lawens Main theme and "Realms & Carnivals" composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice "Entrance of the Gladiators (Thunder and Blazes)" composed by Julius Fučík, arrangement from Hawkes & Son publishing (1903), additional arrangement by RJ Moore "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" composed by Franz Liszt, arranged by RJ Moore "Good Ship Venus (Go in and Out the Window)" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore "The Bewitching Barmaid" composed by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Ben gets hungover. Llew speaks to the Water Sprites. Krohl knocks on doors. Raven recovers. Cast: Ash - Krohl the Fallen Bee - Dungeon Master Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn Ray - Raven RJ - Sir Ben, Gareth Brooks The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee waits for Roland. Seebo wrangles a monster. Ryder enters a tournament. Rhomash combats Forgebelly. Míchael chooses a portal. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Guard, Stadium Announcer, Barlgura (Speaking), Lady Valuptua, Roland, Tom Latutu Sim Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Arena Audience, Barlgura (Roaring), Horde of Goblins The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore "I'll Sing You a Song", traditional tune, performed by Ray Edwards (vocals) & RJ Moore (guitar) Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Vraxian, Fang, Winky, and Thelma Marie- as they investigate the ghost haunting Francis Fuddywinkle's farm! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Sheila leaps into action. Vraxian and Fang get a bite to eat. Winky carries an eyeball. Thelma fixes a horse cart. Cast: Ash - Winky Chris - Vraxian, Fang Ray - Dungeon Master RJ - Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra What a Farm For a Phantom! is an original story by Ray Edwards Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore The episode artwork for Halloween 2023 was created with the assistance of A.I. programs

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Ben goes fishing. Llew learns a dice game. Krohl has tummy troubles. Raven visits the doctor. Cast: Ash - Krohl the Fallen Bee - Dungeon Master Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn Ray - Raven RJ - Sir Ben The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli RJ's Twitch channel Cedar Country podcast ScreenSyncTV podcast (audio) ScreenSyncTV podcast (video) Damion's Twitch channel (ScreenSyncTV live recording)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee meets his new hero. Seebo meets a distant relative. Ryder ends up in the last place he wants to be. Rhomash does some exploring. Míchael gives Seebo an ultimatum. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Michael (First Paladin), Roland, Tom Latutu Sim, Lady Valuptua Ray - Ryder RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore "Asmodeus Went Down to Reach" and "Ryder's Recap Ballad" by Ray Edwards & RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Promos: The Nerd Cantina podcast Ocho Duro Parlay Hour podcast RJ's Kick (Redsun55) RJ's Twitch (Redsun55) Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating five years of podcasting! Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Ben accompanies Llew. Llew has a meeting with the mayor. Krohl stocks up on supplies. Raven meets the town tinkerer. Cast: Ash - Krohl the Fallen Bee - Dungeon Master Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn Ray - Raven RJ - Sir Ben The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Realms & Nerds Five-Year Anniversary artwork by Damion Lawens. Contact Damion at justcacto@gmail.com or twitter.com/justcacto for graphic design commission inquiries. Promos: RJ's Twitch channel Cedar Country podcast ScreenSyncTV podcast (audio) ScreenSyncTV podcast (video) Damion's Twitch channel (ScreenSyncTV live recording)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turel Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Tiamat Temple Map Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee discovers a secret. Seebo rounds up enemy Drow. Ryder motivates some soldiers. Rhomash does some reading. Míchael prepares to go after Maleocholas. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Heckler Soldier Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael, Soldier 1 Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Soldier 4, Jarrus Ray - Ryder, Soldier 3 RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldier 2 The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Promos: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz podcast Everything I Learned From Movies podcast RJ's Twitch (Redsun55) Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Prince Trellyn of Sciles, Gargan Steelfist, and Tabuu- as they explore the mystery of The Rats of Brokenhelm! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Trellyn tries to use his princely authority. Gargan meets another goliath. Tabuu puts his detective skills (and other skills) to work. Cast: Ash - Tabuu Chris - Gargan Steelfist Ray - Dungeon Master RJ - Podghost Host, Prince Trellyn of Sciles The Rats of Brokenhelm is adapted by Ray Edwards from the DM Guild adventure "Rats of Waterdeep" by Lysa Penrose and Will Doyle Link to purchase PDF from Dungeon Masters Guild website Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Promos: 3FN Podcast Super Media Bros. RJ's Twitch (Redsun55) Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5) The episode artwork for Halloween 2022 was created with the assistance of A.I. programs