
An Amateur Witch's Guide to Murder
K. Valentin
A wannabe witch tries to break a curse on a clueless client in this laugh-out-loud debut, for fans of queer romantic fantasy by T. J. Klune and Tamsyn Muir.
Mateo Borrero has 99 problems—and all of them hinge on his missing bruja mother and the demon she trapped inside his body.
Mateo's mother forbade him from ever using magic, but now that she’s gone, magic’s his only marketable skill, and he’d really like an exorcism—which costs money he doesn’t have. What’s the harm in making a quick buck by calling himself an Occult Specialist and chanting a few half-remembered spells in his crappy Spanish?
Enter Topher, a naive nepo baby with a curse that keeps killing people around him. Most importantly, he’s rich and too clueless to clock that Mateo—and his (absolutely-not-the-assistant) astral-projecting best friend Ophelia—have never actually had a client before. Lifting Topher’s bad luck curse should be simple, but as luck would have it, nothing is simple, and Topher–who Mateo sort of, kind of likes–might be at the center of a deadly magical conspiracy.
To make matters worse, the more magic Mateo does, the stronger the demon inside him grows and the more he wants to eat people. But would caving to the urges of an ancient evil really be that bad if it helps him get a payday?
Legends and Lattes meets A Grim Reaper’s Guide to Catching a Killer in this hilarious and charming queer romantic fantasy readers won’t want to miss.
Duration - 9h 36m.
Author - K. Valentin.
Narrator - Giordan Diaz.
Published Date - Tuesday, 14 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 K. Valentin ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
A wannabe witch tries to break a curse on a clueless client in this laugh-out-loud debut, for fans of queer romantic fantasy by T. J. Klune and Tamsyn Muir. Mateo Borrero has 99 problems—and all of them hinge on his missing bruja mother and the demon she trapped inside his body. Mateo's mother forbade him from ever using magic, but now that she’s gone, magic’s his only marketable skill, and he’d really like an exorcism—which costs money he doesn’t have. What’s the harm in making a quick buck by calling himself an Occult Specialist and chanting a few half-remembered spells in his crappy Spanish? Enter Topher, a naive nepo baby with a curse that keeps killing people around him. Most importantly, he’s rich and too clueless to clock that Mateo—and his (absolutely-not-the-assistant) astral-projecting best friend Ophelia—have never actually had a client before. Lifting Topher’s bad luck curse should be simple, but as luck would have it, nothing is simple, and Topher–who Mateo sort of, kind of likes–might be at the center of a deadly magical conspiracy. To make matters worse, the more magic Mateo does, the stronger the demon inside him grows and the more he wants to eat people. But would caving to the urges of an ancient evil really be that bad if it helps him get a payday? Legends and Lattes meets A Grim Reaper’s Guide to Catching a Killer in this hilarious and charming queer romantic fantasy readers won’t want to miss. Duration - 9h 36m. Author - K. Valentin. Narrator - Giordan Diaz. Published Date - Tuesday, 14 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 K. Valentin ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:13
Dedication
Duration:00:00:08
Chapter 1
Duration:00:17:13
Chapter 2
Duration:00:12:50
Chapter 3
Duration:00:07:19
Chapter 4
Duration:00:15:53
Chapter 5
Duration:00:13:39
Chapter 6
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 7
Duration:00:02:51
Chapter 8
Duration:00:22:43
Chapter 9
Duration:00:14:05
Chapter 10
Duration:00:12:13
Chapter 11
Duration:00:13:36
Chapter 12
Duration:00:09:08
Chapter 13
Duration:00:07:43
Chapter 14
Duration:00:07:04
Chapter 15
Duration:00:18:56
Chapter 16
Duration:00:23:17
Chapter 17
Duration:00:16:08
Chapter 18
Duration:00:16:57
Chapter 19
Duration:00:24:02
Chapter 20
Duration:00:08:07
Chapter 21
Duration:00:05:21
Chapter 22
Duration:00:11:34
Chapter 23
Duration:00:13:37
Chapter 24
Duration:00:19:47
Chapter 25
Duration:00:18:51
Chapter 26
Duration:00:03:26
Chapter 27
Duration:00:09:11
Chapter 28
Duration:00:09:30
Chapter 29
Duration:00:11:04
Chapter 30
Duration:00:13:00
Chapter 31
Duration:00:12:11
Chapter 32
Duration:00:22:37
Chapter 33
Duration:00:11:54
Chapter 34
Duration:00:10:15
Chapter 35
Duration:00:18:08
Chapter 36
Duration:00:09:58
Chapter 37
Duration:00:07:17
Chapter 38
Duration:00:09:54
Chapter 39
Duration:00:11:55
Chapter 40
Duration:00:11:26
Chapter 41
Duration:00:15:33
Chapter 42
Duration:00:12:23
Chapter 43
Duration:00:24:04
Chapter 44
Duration:00:11:50
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:03:15
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:29