
The Mourning Woods
Rick Gualtieri
THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.
My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.
Or at least that was the case.
Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. That’s where I come in.
For some inexplicable reason, the leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not the worst of it. Not only do our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.
I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
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Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.
If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.
Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 9h 10m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Tuesday, 24 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
INAudio Audiobooks
Description:
THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH. My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures. Or at least that was the case. Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. That’s where I come in. For some inexplicable reason, the leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not the worst of it. Not only do our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust. I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods. ---------- Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series. If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot. Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 9h 10m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Tuesday, 24 January 2023. Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:15
Tis better To Have Loved and Lost
Duración:00:14:39
Late For My Own Funeral
Duración:00:06:58
Anticipation is a Killer
Duración:00:09:02
Unexpected Company
Duración:00:19:27
Ringside Seats
Duración:00:10:37
Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Dissect
Duración:00:10:34
Diplomatic Immunity
Duración:00:07:39
Hell’s Hair Salon
Duración:00:09:46
The Dude with the Crazy Eyes
Duración:00:14:19
Yes, This is One of Those Exposition Chapters
Duración:00:08:01
Vacation Daze
Duración:00:10:09
Driving in Style
Duración:00:11:50
Damn Nazi Vampires
Duración:00:17:00
Four-legged Vampire Slayer
Duración:00:18:00
Are We There Yet?
Duración:00:10:32
As Primitive as Can Be
Duración:00:23:36
Strangers in the Night
Duración:00:10:48
Continental Breakfast
Duración:00:11:24
Satan’s Snack Cart
Duración:00:14:32
What’s in a Name?
Duración:00:14:28
When You Gotta Go
Duración:00:12:43
Keeping One’s Priorities Straight
Duración:00:09:42
A Dumb Plan is Better than No Plan at All
Duración:00:21:45
Cage Match
Duración:00:12:55
99 Bottles of Blood on the Wall
Duración:00:18:59
Midnight Tryst
Duración:00:10:18
Mission Improbable
Duración:00:11:38
The Great White North
Duración:00:09:55
Frozen Wasteland
Duración:00:17:05
What Happened While I Was Out?
Duración:00:14:04
The Lying, the Witch, and the ... err ... Zombie?
Duración:00:12:54
Ninja Vampire Attack!
Duración:00:16:28
A Sticky Situation
Duración:00:13:23
French Fried Mountain Oysters
Duración:00:08:14
Round Two
Duración:00:16:00
Crossing Enemy Lines
Duración:00:12:15
Guilty By Association
Duración:00:23:06
I Can’t Hear You, I’m Screaming Too Loud
Duración:00:12:13
A Small Piece of Peace
Duración:00:23:39
The Awesomely Important Epilogue
Duración:00:19:13
Author Greeting
Duración:00:00:22
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:24