Honey, I Think I'm The Devil
Robbie Cole
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
"Honey, I Think I'm The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I've read (that's a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down
Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan!
An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe?
With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops.
Duration - 8h 14m.
Author - Robbie Cole.
Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G.
Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. "Honey, I Think I'm The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I've read (that's a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan! An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe? With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops. Duration - 8h 14m. Author - Robbie Cole. Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G. Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025. Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Language:
English
Start
Duración:00:00:08
Chapter 1: Evil, smeevil. I’m tired of being evil
Duración:00:16:06
Chapter 2: He trained all his life for moments like this
Duración:00:05:03
Chapter 3: The meanest mind-melting gaze he could muster
Duración:00:13:33
Chapter 4: Like a ticking bomb, counting down to her love life’s extinction
Duración:00:11:59
Chapter 5: I hope Mom paid the sun bill
Duración:00:18:19
Chapter 6: That’s nothing a lobotomy can’t fix
Duración:00:15:50
Chapter 7: A soul-tickling masterpiece for their olfactory glands
Duración:00:09:27
Chapter 8: Oh, the horror!
Duración:00:08:25
Chapter 9: Every nobody is someone’s somebody
Duración:00:05:27
Chapter 10: A fake smile often seen on a ventriloquist’s dummy
Duración:00:10:30
Chapter 11: In a balding mullet and cheesy porn mustache way
Duración:00:07:45
Chapter 12: Don’t ya feel warm and gooey inside?
Duración:00:16:28
Chapter 13: A beacon to the joyful life
Duración:00:22:38
Chapter 14: Defenseless against his stalker-like proclamation of love
Duración:00:10:39
Chapter 15: Maybe it’s just the milkshake
Duración:00:16:17
Chapter 16: They never show the good stuff
Duración:00:12:53
Chapter 17: It’s all the rage these days
Duración:00:18:01
Chapter 18: Is this a hallucidelusion?
Duración:00:19:14
Chapter 19: If you had returned my calls, I could have explained
Duración:00:06:23
Chapter 20: Honey, I think I’m the devil!
Duración:00:12:17
Chapter 21: It was the second drop that caused the melting
Duración:00:10:44
Chapter 22: Chronic masturbation should resolve that too
Duración:00:05:21
Chapter 23: I’m psychic, alright?
Duración:00:17:37
Chapter 24: Raise the bones, mates!l
Duración:00:11:27
Chapter 25: I just wanted to be like Elvis!
Duración:00:06:30
Chapter 26: How low did I go? Did I win?
Duración:00:05:37
Chapter 27: You can uh tickle his nose or ribs, and he can’t uh do anythin’ about it
Duración:00:13:51
Chapter 28: The first naughty word spoken in heaven
Duración:00:05:58
Chapter 29: Call me after the funeral
Duración:00:12:17
Chapter 30: Obviously, the blonde in her still dominated
Duración:00:24:09
Chapter 31: No one she knew had a dead room
Duración:00:10:17
Chapter 32: A poor example of a Nestea plunge
Duración:00:15:22
Chapter 33: Loaded with something messy
Duración:00:10:43
Chapter 34: I’m not sure I’d call someone with the power to incinerate me with a sneeze a fool
Duración:00:12:15
Chapter 35: Machismo oozed from him like puss from an open wound
Duración:00:10:47
Chapter 36: What flavor of steak sauce do you prefer?
Duración:00:29:33
Chapter 37: A simple man who only likes small talk
Duración:00:26:19
EPILOGUE
Duración:00:08:32