
Pigs In Paradise
Roger Maxson
When Blaise gives birth to Lizzy, the “red calf” on an Israeli farm, the masses flock en masse to witness the miracle birth that will usher the end of the world and the arrival of the Messiah, or his return, depending on which camp, Christian or Jew. When the promise of the end comes to an end, the red calf blemished, and no longer worthy of blood-letting sacrifice, the faithful the world over are crestfallen. By this time, two evangelical ministers, as representatives of a megachurch in America, have arrived. They strike a deal with the Israeli moshavnik, and the Israeli farm animals are coming to America.
Meanwhile, Pope Benevolent absolves the Jews, sings karaoke with Rabbi Ratzinger, and Boris the Berkshire boar and animal Messiah is served at the last supper. Not to be outdone, the Protestant ministers hold a nativity pageant, and just before the animals embark aboard ship for America, Mel the mule becomes Pope Magnificant, resplendent with white linen cossack, pectoral cross, and papal red leather slippers.
Once in America, the animals are transported halfway across the country to Wichita, Kansas, in time for the Passion-Play parade before arriving at their final destination, a Christian farm. Seven television monitors, tuned to 24/7 church sermons, are juxtaposed with scenes from a barn, a real circus. After a while, and no longer able to take anymore, they chase Mel from the barn. And Stanley, Manly Stanley, the black Belgian stallion of legend (wink, wink), kicks out the TV monitors for a moment of silence, giving peace a chance if only for a short time.
Duration - 14h 48m.
Author - Roger Maxson.
Narrator - Ian A Miller.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Roger Maxson ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
When Blaise gives birth to Lizzy, the “red calf” on an Israeli farm, the masses flock en masse to witness the miracle birth that will usher the end of the world and the arrival of the Messiah, or his return, depending on which camp, Christian or Jew. When the promise of the end comes to an end, the red calf blemished, and no longer worthy of blood-letting sacrifice, the faithful the world over are crestfallen. By this time, two evangelical ministers, as representatives of a megachurch in America, have arrived. They strike a deal with the Israeli moshavnik, and the Israeli farm animals are coming to America. Meanwhile, Pope Benevolent absolves the Jews, sings karaoke with Rabbi Ratzinger, and Boris the Berkshire boar and animal Messiah is served at the last supper. Not to be outdone, the Protestant ministers hold a nativity pageant, and just before the animals embark aboard ship for America, Mel the mule becomes Pope Magnificant, resplendent with white linen cossack, pectoral cross, and papal red leather slippers. Once in America, the animals are transported halfway across the country to Wichita, Kansas, in time for the Passion-Play parade before arriving at their final destination, a Christian farm. Seven television monitors, tuned to 24/7 church sermons, are juxtaposed with scenes from a barn, a real circus. After a while, and no longer able to take anymore, they chase Mel from the barn. And Stanley, Manly Stanley, the black Belgian stallion of legend (wink, wink), kicks out the TV monitors for a moment of silence, giving peace a chance if only for a short time. Duration - 14h 48m. Author - Roger Maxson. Narrator - Ian A Miller. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Roger Maxson ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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001 165287 preface
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002 165287 book one out on highway 61
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003 165287 2 a road runs through it
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004 165287 3 the rabbi cometh
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005 165287 4 when fetuses fall from the backsides of cows
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006 165287 5 rules to live by the fourteen pillars of wisdom
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007 165287 6 dueling banjos
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008 165287 7 mating season
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009 165287 8 wonderful today
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010 165287 9 bbc or why did the bull cross the road
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011 165287 10 curses
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012 165287 11 the promise of the end comes to an end
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013 165287 12 curses revisited
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014 165287 13 midnight marauders
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015 165287 14 within range but out of reason
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016 165287 15 incite to riot the death of howard the baptist
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017 165287 16 made in our image
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018 165287 17 three nuggets of wisdom
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019 165287 18 the writing on the wall
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020 165287 19 his name is wassa, wassa is his name
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021 165287 20 an interlude
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022 165287 21 pigs in paradise
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023 165287 22 the ambush
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024 165287 23 talking philosophy
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025 165287 24 who is boris
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026 165287 25 pope benevolent absolves the jews
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027 165287 26 capturing the true nativity
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028 165287 27 all pigs must die
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029 165287 28 departures
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030 165287 29 book two paradise bound
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031 165287 30 a truck drivers lament cross country blues and sirius xm radio
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032 165287 31 the passion day parade
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033 165287 32 home on the range
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034 165287 33 enter the reverend jerry perry
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035 165287 34 dr beams theological thesis
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036 165287 35 the good news
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037 165287 36 the good news continues
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038 165287 37 and continues
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039 165287 38 a closer walk with thee
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040 165287 39 the left coast and the wrong coast
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041 165287 40 the importance of immaculate conception explained
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042 165287 41 church state
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043 165287 42 nothing begets nothing
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044 165287 43 the house on the rock
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045 165287 44 a sunday morning sermon
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046 165287 45 the expulsion
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047 165287 46 bringing in the sheaves
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048 165287 47 born free
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049 165287 48 dawn
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Ending Credits
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