
Scoring the Keeper's Sister
Delancey Stewart
Fernando Fuerte is a total player. In every sense of the word. He’s star forward for the Sharks, the pro soccer team where I handle PR. And I don’t care if Mr. Match says he’s my soulmate. I don’t date players.
When my boyfriend, Andrew-the-hand-model, dumped me, my twin brother suggested I try San Diego’s hottest dating app, Mr. Match.
I figured I couldn’t do worse than a guy who wore gloves all the time. (And I do mean ALL the time.)
But when the site matched me with my biggest PR nightmare and nemesis, Fernando “the Fire” Fuerte, a guy who has more dates than a calendar, I knew Mr. Match was probably high. Fuerte’s tabloid shenanigans turned my stomach and regularly challenged my ability to keep the Sharks organization looking respectable.
My brother Trace—Fuerte’s best friend and keeper for the Sharks—laughed at me when I told him who I’d been matched with. He laughed. I might take myself a little bit seriously, but I won’t be laughed at.
Fernando Fuerte will go out with me if I decide that’s what I want. And when Trace makes me a bet that I can’t get him to ask me out? A bet that involves very fancy cheese?
It’s on.
The problem is that the closer I get to Fuerte, the more I start to see that he’s actually a good guy. And the closer I get to becoming just another girl in his long line of dates.
If I fall for him, can I win more than just the ridiculous cheese bet I made with my brother? Can I actually win Fuerte’s love? 
Duration - 5h 8m. 
Author - Delancey Stewart. 
Narrator - Ellie Gossage. 
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. 
Copyright - © 2019 Delancey Stewart ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Fernando Fuerte is a total player. In every sense of the word. He’s star forward for the Sharks, the pro soccer team where I handle PR. And I don’t care if Mr. Match says he’s my soulmate. I don’t date players. When my boyfriend, Andrew-the-hand-model, dumped me, my twin brother suggested I try San Diego’s hottest dating app, Mr. Match. I figured I couldn’t do worse than a guy who wore gloves all the time. (And I do mean ALL the time.) But when the site matched me with my biggest PR nightmare and nemesis, Fernando “the Fire” Fuerte, a guy who has more dates than a calendar, I knew Mr. Match was probably high. Fuerte’s tabloid shenanigans turned my stomach and regularly challenged my ability to keep the Sharks organization looking respectable. My brother Trace—Fuerte’s best friend and keeper for the Sharks—laughed at me when I told him who I’d been matched with. He laughed. I might take myself a little bit seriously, but I won’t be laughed at. Fernando Fuerte will go out with me if I decide that’s what I want. And when Trace makes me a bet that I can’t get him to ask me out? A bet that involves very fancy cheese? It’s on. The problem is that the closer I get to Fuerte, the more I start to see that he’s actually a good guy. And the closer I get to becoming just another girl in his long line of dates. If I fall for him, can I win more than just the ridiculous cheese bet I made with my brother? Can I actually win Fuerte’s love? Duration - 5h 8m. Author - Delancey Stewart. Narrator - Ellie Gossage. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2019 Delancey Stewart ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:15
Prologue
Duración:00:01:57
Hello and How Do You Do
Duración:00:12:18
Hate is a Strong Aphrodisiac
Duración:00:10:02
A Urine Sample and Your First Born
Duración:00:02:32
The Importance of Rodents
Duración:00:06:13
Mr. Match is High
Duración:00:04:18
Playing for Cheese
Duración:00:10:00
Top-Level Assets
Duración:00:08:18
Tesla Confession
Duración:00:10:59
Mama Mia
Duración:00:15:44
Coronado Capers
Duración:00:07:55
Taming the Shrew
Duración:00:12:52
Not a Kiss
Duración:00:07:14
Mama Cheats at Cards
Duración:00:04:01
Midnight Makeout
Duración:00:03:25
Ditching the Cock Block
Duración:00:03:02
I've Been Thinking About Me...
Duración:00:13:24
Interlude
Duración:00:02:55
Can't Play a Player
Duración:00:09:58
The Green Goblin
Duración:00:10:06
Lungs, Legs, and Balls
Duración:00:18:49
Step Into the Light
Duración:00:08:30
Hot Rolls
Duración:00:11:37
Benching a Bus
Duración:00:09:34
The Hammer Plan
Duración:00:07:33
Textual Relations
Duración:00:07:15
Rabbits in a Wool Sock
Duración:00:25:42
Twisted Balls
Duración:00:11:34
Worn Slap Out
Duración:00:09:03
Roses for Trace
Duración:00:09:05
Ice Cream Can't Fix Everything
Duración:00:07:12
The Way to a Girl's Heart (might be cheese)
Duración:00:12:13
Finale
Duración:00:03:34
Epilogue
Duración:00:08:40
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:25