Fat Vampire
Johnny B. Truant
Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire!
Death Has a Brand New Appetite...
When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.
And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.
Duration - 3h 58m.
Author - Johnny B. Truant.
Narrator - Joe Hempel.
Published Date - Wednesday, 17 January 2024.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Johnny B. Truant
Joe Hempel
Fat Vampire
Nyifie Brothers Publishing
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Description:
Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire! Death Has a Brand New Appetite... When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity. But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race. Duration - 3h 58m. Author - Johnny B. Truant. Narrator - Joe Hempel. Published Date - Wednesday, 17 January 2024.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:10
Chapter 1: Asshole
Duración:00:04:29
Chapter 2: IT Guy
Duración:00:10:13
Chapter 3: Bro Date
Duración:00:04:02
Chapter 4: Babes
Duración:00:12:06
Chapter 5: Fight Fight Fight
Duración:00:04:42
Chapter 6: Fog
Duración:00:00:46
Chapter 7: Drink
Duración:00:01:33
Chapter 8: Dead
Duración:00:09:49
Chapter 9: Falling Short
Duración:00:08:56
Chapter 10: Baked
Duración:00:11:34
Chapter 11: Work
Duración:00:03:49
Chapter 12: Big Brains
Duración:00:23:50
Chapter 13: Hungry
Duración:00:08:44
Chapter 14: Trying Again
Duración:00:14:31
Chapter 15: Little Girl
Duración:00:08:46
Chapter 16: Fuck This
Duración:00:08:27
Chapter 17: Too Fat
Duración:00:10:40
Chapter 18: Night Shift
Duración:00:15:40
Chapter 19: Rut
Duración:00:03:42
Chapter 20: Hot Chick
Duración:00:07:18
Chapter 21: Soul
Duración:00:15:04
Chapter 22: More Assholes
Duración:00:04:30
Chapter 23: Tested
Duración:00:16:04
Chapter 24: Caught
Duración:00:06:38
Chapter 25: Guts
Duración:00:11:17
Chapter 26: Run
Duración:00:08:05
Chapter 27: Blood
Duración:00:02:41
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:22