Pam Kowolski is a Monster!
Sarah Langan
If Janet Chow hadn’t been such a jerk to everyone at Sewanhaka High, they might have voted her Most Likely to Succeed. Twenty-plus years later, life hasn’t turned out how Janet expected. She’s rudderless, her career in journalism crashed, burned, and buried. How did it come to this?
But then one day, Janet recognizes her mortal enemy from high school—Pam Kowolski! Somehow, Pam’s become America’s manic pixie sweetheart, an online psychic predicting the end of the world. Pam’s rich, hawt, and famous, meanwhile Janet looks...middle aged. How did this happen? How did Pam Kowolski steal Janet’s life?
Janet knows the truth: there’s no way a dumb ass like Pam earned her success. She’s lying about her powers. The world isn’t ending. Pam’s a FRAUD. It’s time for Janet to wake up and claim what’s hers by writing an article that TAKES PAM DOWN. But to reveal Pam, she’s got to dig deep into their shared past. There’s bad stuff back there, scary stuff, and the more Janet learns, the more she worries: what if Pam Kowolski is right?
Duration - 3h 3m.
Author - Sarah Langan.
Narrator - Billie Jo Konze.
Published Date - Friday, 24 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Sarah Langan ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
If Janet Chow hadn’t been such a jerk to everyone at Sewanhaka High, they might have voted her Most Likely to Succeed. Twenty-plus years later, life hasn’t turned out how Janet expected. She’s rudderless, her career in journalism crashed, burned, and buried. How did it come to this? But then one day, Janet recognizes her mortal enemy from high school—Pam Kowolski! Somehow, Pam’s become America’s manic pixie sweetheart, an online psychic predicting the end of the world. Pam’s rich, hawt, and famous, meanwhile Janet looks...middle aged. How did this happen? How did Pam Kowolski steal Janet’s life? Janet knows the truth: there’s no way a dumb ass like Pam earned her success. She’s lying about her powers. The world isn’t ending. Pam’s a FRAUD. It’s time for Janet to wake up and claim what’s hers by writing an article that TAKES PAM DOWN. But to reveal Pam, she’s got to dig deep into their shared past. There’s bad stuff back there, scary stuff, and the more Janet learns, the more she worries: what if Pam Kowolski is right? Duration - 3h 3m. Author - Sarah Langan. Narrator - Billie Jo Konze. Published Date - Friday, 24 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Sarah Langan ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:13
01 Prologue
Duración:00:02:25
02 Crime Scene
Duración:00:05:29
03 They're All Gonna Laugh at You
Duración:00:21:10
04 First Contact
Duración:00:25:38
05 She Must Have it Wrong
Duración:00:24:12
06 The Floodgates
Duración:00:06:36
07 He Made it to the Northwest but Not to Northwestern
Duración:00:14:05
08 It's a Miracle
Duración:00:04:25
09 Dead People Under your Childhood House
Duración:00:13:53
10 Superpowers
Duración:00:11:50
11 Deep Fry
Duración:00:12:16
12 Closing the Deal
Duración:00:13:51
13 Close Encounter of the Third Kind
Duración:00:12:20
14 Contact
Duración:00:06:17
15 The Monster at the End of the Story
Duración:00:08:50
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:16