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Johnny Two Kebabs
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger than life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news? Now, at last, in his own words, Johnny Two Kebabs comes clean and in this volume he recounts how he foiled a Russian assassination in the UK.
Johnny writes candidly about his experiences in the high stakes world of international intrigue and international seduction. He pulls no punches in his exposé of London’s dark underworld with its assassins, Irish pubs, kebab shops and cans of super-strength lager or as Johnny calls it “The golden nectar that makes life worth living”.
Duration - 6h 6m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs? There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger than life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news? Now, at last, in his own words, Johnny Two Kebabs comes clean and in this volume he recounts how he foiled a Russian assassination in the UK. Johnny writes candidly about his experiences in the high stakes world of international intrigue and international seduction. He pulls no punches in his exposé of London’s dark underworld with its assassins, Irish pubs, kebab shops and cans of super-strength lager or as Johnny calls it “The golden nectar that makes life worth living”. Duration - 6h 6m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:10
Front Matter
Duración:00:02:53
Chapter 1 "The Woman Whisperer"
Duración:00:05:48
Chapter 2 "Body Dandruff"
Duración:00:06:32
Chapter 3 "The Enforcer"
Duración:00:05:31
Chapter 4 "Slapper"
Duración:00:06:00
Chapter 5 "Maksim"
Duración:00:03:44
Chapter 6 "Mike Steele"
Duración:00:12:34
Chapter 7 "Achmed"
Duración:00:06:44
Chapter 8 "Anna Chernyshevsky"
Duración:00:02:39
Chapter 9 "The Auld Sod"
Duración:00:04:44
Chapter 10 "AZdecrypt"
Duración:00:02:42
Chapter 11"Missionary Position Heterosexual"
Duración:00:06:37
Chapter 12 "What's Bad For The West..."
Duración:00:03:23
Chapter 13 "The Badge And The Gun"
Duración:00:05:50
Chapter 14 "A Dangerous Escalation"
Duración:00:03:59
Chapter 15 "Wetwork"
Duración:00:06:48
Chapter 16 "Facial Recognition Technology"
Duración:00:03:22
Chapter 17 "Anarcho-Syndicalism"
Duración:00:04:13
Chapter 18 "Ordinary, Common, Human Decency"
Duración:00:03:09
Chapter 19 "Farnborough Airshow"
Duración:00:13:52
Chapter 20 "Extreme Halitosis"
Duración:00:10:21
Chapter 21 "The Golden Elixir That Makes Life Worth Living"
Duración:00:04:06
Closing Credits
Duración:00:00:12