
Small Portions Cafe
Douglas Fergus
Douglas Fergus wants you to be happy. And laugh. Or at least feel good knowing you’re not the only person who thinks weird is cool.
He is compelled to share his quirky/humorous/satirical outlook on life in an effort to spread joy to as many people as...
Location:
United States
Description:
Douglas Fergus wants you to be happy. And laugh. Or at least feel good knowing you’re not the only person who thinks weird is cool. He is compelled to share his quirky/humorous/satirical outlook on life in an effort to spread joy to as many people as possible. “Every day since I was about 18, at least two funny ideas have appeared in my head. That’s 30,660 funny ideas. It’s about darn time I wrote a book!” Small Portions Cafe´ doesn’t just push the boundaries of normalcy, it delights in doing so. These highlights give you a taste of what to expect in these wonderfully absurd short stories. • The complicated world of light bulbs was too much for him. • He ruined his new love interest with mint flavored coffee pods. • Young, dumb, broke and hooked on credit. Will his new job as an underwear model save him? • Koo Koo Birdy Meadow-Johnson showed him how to gently swirl his water counterclockwise and bless it before sipping. • Did he really loan his only copy of a handwritten manuscript to a Radio Shack clerk? • Does his mother really wear combat boots? • Why did she let him take the lawnmower on a Miami Beach vacation? Douglas Fergus' entertaining stories will take you to another world filled with absurd and wacky characters, situations and outrageous moments. I laughed out loud!" — Judith Kohin, Executive Director of Ah Haa School for the Arts ______ Doug Fergus is a writer, songwriter, vocalist, bassist and recording artist, but his passionate hobby is heating and air conditioning. His love of writing began when he took a creative writing class in high school. Doug writes and records quirky, fun, clever, humorous indie rock songs under the artist name Lucky Doug Fergus. His music can be found on all digital platforms. luckydougpress.com Duration - 4h 52m. Author - Douglas Fergus. Narrator - Douglas Fergus. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Douglas Bruce Fergus ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
002 dedication and acknowledgements 26 aug21 st
Duration:00:02:56
003 introduction 26 aug21 st
Duration:00:09:56
004 small portions cafe 26 aug21 st
Duration:00:25:58
005 sunburned toothless carpenter 26 aug21 st
Duration:00:04:21
006 the pimento field 26 aug21 st
Duration:00:12:05
007 financial responsibility 26 aug21 st
Duration:01:00:33
008 hardware store lightbulbs 20 aug21 st
Duration:00:08:21
009 process of elimination 22 aug21 st
Duration:00:33:16
010 mint coffee pods 22 aug21 st
Duration:00:09:26
011 lawn mower beach 26 aug21 st
Duration:01:19:00
012 goodness gracious 29 aug21 st
Duration:00:45:46
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:36