The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two Kebabs
Johnny Two Kebabs
This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs
4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel
5. Johnny's Ridealong
6. A Very Maggie Christmas
This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher.
Duration - 7h 6m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs 4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel 5. Johnny's Ridealong 6. A Very Maggie Christmas This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher. Duration - 7h 6m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:13
Opening Credits The Prequel
Duración:00:00:11
1. Trust No-One Believe Nothing
Duración:00:05:59
2. Code Of Ethics
Duración:00:04:26
3. Why Did Dogs Sniff Each Other's Arses?
Duración:00:10:00
4. An Lámh Dubh
Duración:00:07:37
5. The Hammer And Sickle
Duración:00:10:57
6. Inveterate Scammers
Duración:00:05:36
7. Starting Over We Decide the Science
Duración:00:08:04
8. Conspiracy To Defraud
Duración:00:11:18
9. What The Fuck Is A Burrito
Duración:00:11:18
10. Verbal Judo
Duración:00:02:54
11. New Romantic
Duración:00:04:25
12. Well The Fucker Had It Coming To Him
Duración:00:02:25
13. Thee, Thou, Thy And Thine
Duración:00:04:17
14. He Had His Head BetweenThe Thighs Of Two Males
Duración:00:11:18
15. Ali-Baba-Sex-Guru-Pants-Scammer
Duración:00:10:12
16. He Wouldn't Give You The Steam Off His Piss
Duración:00:02:57
17. A Spasmodic Movement
Duración:00:10:38
Ending Credits The Prequel
Duración:00:00:13
Opening Credits Johnny's Ridealong
Duración:00:00:10
Johnny's Ridealong: Prologue
Duración:00:08:11
1. The Right Honourable Member For Finchley
Duración:00:07:49
2. The Mullet King
Duración:00:06:01
3. Both Partners Lying Horizontally With The Man On Top
Duración:00:20:08
4. The Best Things In Life Happen When You Least Expect It
Duración:00:03:44
5. Cutting The Head Off The Snake
Duración:00:11:38
6. An Orgy Of Muscles And Tats
Duración:00:07:54
7. Ooh Aaring Turnip-Eating Bumpkins
Duración:00:04:14
8. He Had Allegedly Left A "Service" She Had Provided For Him Unpaid
Duración:00:13:17
9. Yes, It Probably Perforated His Heart Or At Least The Aorta
Duración:00:04:02
10. They Cows Need A Milkin'
Duración:00:06:41
11. It Must Have Been A Foreigner
Duración:00:06:40
12. He Would Have Relished The Thought Of A "Justified" Assassination
Duración:00:03:02
13. Schadenfreude
Duración:00:05:37
14. Where's The Cash?
Duración:00:09:11
15. The Republic Of Cornwall
Duración:00:02:42
16. She Was Locked In An Embrace With Her Ravisher
Duración:00:09:00
17. The Bumpkin's Delight
Duración:00:06:10
18. The Austrian Psycho-Boy Was Probably Up To His Neck In It
Duración:00:02:35
19. It Was Emitting An Odour Similar To That Of Pigs' Faeces
Duración:00:09:42
20. Godless Hell-Hole Like 'Birmingham' Or 'Manchester'
Duración:00:06:20
Johnnys Ridealong Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:16
Opening Credits A Very Maggie Christmas
Duración:00:00:15
1. Fakirs And Snake Charmers Taking Over The Streets
Duración:00:11:53
2. The Eyes Of Caligula And The Lips Of Marilyn Monroe
Duración:00:03:11
3. Grand Wizard Of The Lesser Known Path
Duración:00:10:27
4. This Is What Happens Under Socialism
Duración:00:04:23
5. He Was A Hunter And He Enjoyed The Thrill Of The Chase
Duración:00:04:24
6. He Had Once Acquired A Fungal Infection Around His Crotch
Duración:00:04:28
7. Jock Itch Is More Common Than Ever Today
Duración:00:10:45
8. A Crooked Tree Grows From A Bad Seed
Duración:00:05:11
9. Why Work For Money When You Can Marry Into It?
Duración:00:04:27
10. If He Suspected For A Moment That He Wouldn't Get The Cash, They Could Fuck Off
Duración:00:03:03
11. Is There A Better Elixir For A Man Than The Breath Of A Young Virgin?
Duración:00:08:39
12. Nasty, Ignorant, Bigots
Duración:00:06:29
13. When Was The Last Time You Told Someone You Loved Them?
Duración:00:06:56
14. Feelings Of Inadequacy And Low Self-Esteem
Duración:00:06:02
15. Hug The Person Nearest To You
Duración:00:12:48
16. Beware Of False Prophets
Duración:00:02:18
17. You Can't Computerise Decency
Duración:00:03:07
18. I'll Kill Him
Duración:00:03:02
19. They Don't Penetrate Deeply Enough
Duración:00:02:33
20. We Need To Bring Back The Rope
Duración:00:04:56
21. A Simple Irishman From A Humble Fishing Village
Duración:00:02:50
22. I Say You, Bugger Off - Get Out Of Here, This Is Private Land
Duración:00:05:45
23. Gripping The Handle Of A Standard Issue Glock 17 - 9mm
Duración:00:05:07
24. He's Been Sniffing Around Liviana
Duración:00:06:59
25. The 'Maverick' In The Herd
Duración:00:05:49
Closing Credits A Very Maggie Christmas
Duración:00:00:21
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:22