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Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.

Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.
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United States

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Jim & A.Ron watch movies and review them. We like gonzo action flicks, dark comedies and character-based dramas. It's a lot of that.

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@baldmove

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English


Episodes

Ocean’s 8 (2018)

6/7/2018
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A.Ron and Cecily are back to take in Ocean's 8, where Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett head up a team of shady ladies as they aim to steal six pounds of diamonds off the neck of Anne Hathaway while she attends the annual Met Gala. The movie, directed by Gary Ross, looks great, is a lot of fun, but doesn't really cover much new ground or stray outside the Ocean's lane that's been well established. Still, everyone is having a lot of fun, there are a lot of cool cameos, New York looks...

Duration:00:21:10

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

5/30/2018
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We've seen Solo: A Star Wars Story and... really liked it! Maybe it was low expectations, maybe it's just impossible to hate on Han, Chewie, and Lando dashing around the galaxy doing derring-do (although...), all we know is that we found ourselves grinning like idiots throughout huge chunks of this movie. Maybe you will too? It's hard to tell, I feel like I used to know what a Star Wars fan would like, but after the prequels and The Last Jedi, I just don't know. The big takeaway is that...

Duration:00:16:08

Deadpool 2 (2018)

5/17/2018
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We have seen Deadpool 2! If you saw Deadpool, and liked it, well, here is more of it. It is arguably even better, or at any rate, just as good. We loved Deadpool, and had an even better time with 2. There are more jokes, more over the top action, better cameos, and truly shocking and original things put on screen that you're just not going to see in other franchises, all done in a very brisk, slick, and above all else, entertaining fashion. The trailer does not ruin this film, there are...

Duration:00:19:12

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

4/26/2018
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It took ten years of careful buildup to make the massive undertaking that is Avengers: Infinity War possible, but was all the effort worth it? Hell, yes. This is hands down the most epic comic book film ever made, and it is full to bursting with Marvel Studios hallmarks; funny interactions within the heroes, inventive and imaginative fight scenes, jaw-dropping, awesome world and universe building, and genuine character beats. The final act contains some effective gut punches that Jim and I...

Duration:00:15:53

A Quiet Place (2018)

4/5/2018
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Jim and I went to see the new horror/suspense film, A Quiet Place, directed by and starring John Krasinski, who is joined by his co-star Emily Blunt. Both are extremely effective at wringing genuine fear and emotion from the audience as they interact with a cast of really talented young actors. There are problems we have with the film, some of them big ones, but the bottom line is the movie offers a very unique theater experience, it's extremely tense and scary, and the parts that have to...

Duration:00:15:04

Hackers (1995)

4/2/2018
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Max commissioned one of his beloved films from high school (shout out to the Class of '95!), Hackers. Directed by Iain Softley and starring Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie, Hackers is a mostly ridiculous look into mid-90s hacker culture that's core plot is a rehash of Office Space, which is to say it's a rehash of Superman III. We discuss the film as contemporary computer nerds and as grown men looking back at the naivety of early hacker culture and the weird prescience the move shows.

Duration:00:57:44

Ready Player One (2018)

3/28/2018
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We saw Steven Spielberg's 80's nostalgic fun fest, Ready Player One, and we were surprised that it managed to be a good film. We'd heard nothing but shaky things leading up to it, but with our appropriately set expectations, we had a lot of fun with it. It's not perfect, the ending in particular is a bit of a mess, but it works if you want it to work, and if you're in this movie's target demo, you're going to want it to work. Since we're both pretty much at ground zero of that target, we...

Duration:00:23:14

It Follows (2014)

3/26/2018
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Today's commission is courtesy the kind support of Sean Ray, a five time commissioner! He selected It Follows, an extremely clever and inventive horror flick written and directed by David Robert Mitchell. It has big ideas, and while it struggles to live up to them in places, the concept and performance of the plucky cast of likable yet relatively obscure young actors really makes the film shine. It's fun to watch, it's fun to think about, and it's fun to talk about. How would you survive...

Duration:00:54:00

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

3/22/2018
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Jim and I saw a movie about giant robots punching even bigger monsters, and it was even dumber than we thought it would be. Jim and I have no small amount of affection for the first Pacific Rim. But hoo-boy, Pacific Rim: Uprising might up the robot on monster punching action slightly, but removes all of the spunk and charm of the original to give us a loud, boring, and thoroughly by the numbers action movie. My 11 year old loved it, though, so if you have one of those around, or are one of...

Duration:00:14:18

Highlander (1986)

3/12/2018
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Special thanks to our buddy Jason Shankel hailing from the Nattercast for commissioning this podcast for the 1986 sci-fi action fantasy film Highlander, directed by Russell Mulcahy and starring Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert. Jason and his friends also did a deep dive on Highlander, so please check that out if you're looking for a very affectionate and informed take from life-long fans of the franchise. As for us, we thought Highlander was cheesy fun. The film boasts an excellent...

Duration:01:19:35

Red Sparrow (2018)

3/8/2018
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Tonight we were supposed to see A Wrinkle in Time, but we were upstaged by A Wrinkle in Ticket Pre-sales, so we called an audible and saw the movie we were supposed to see last week, Red Sparrow. Starring Jennifer Lawrence as a Russian ballerina turned deadly secret agent, and Joel Edgerton as just a dumb*ss American spy it manages to be lurid without being interesting. We'll tell you what we thought about the movie up front, then talk about upcoming movies and trailers for a bit, but if...

Duration:00:17:39

Groundhog Day Marathon Aftermath!

3/8/2018
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So Jim and I did this 24 hour Groundhog Day marathon on Groundhog Day, and ended up raising $10,205 for the homeless! You can watch the entire thing on YouTube if you're so inclined, but if you want to know the highlights, listen to this podcast. We couldn't be prouder of the Bald Move family. We truly felt like we really came together and did something special.

Duration:01:14:15

The Exorcist (1973)

3/5/2018
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Special thanks to Stephen Moore, whose original commission of Home Alone we thoughtlessly trampled upon during our holiday revelries. For his make-good podcast, he has selected the classic 1973 horror film, The Exorcist. Directed by William Friedkin and starring Ellen Burstyn, Linda Blair, Max von Sydow, and Jason Miller, it tells the harrowing tale of a mother who turns to Catholic priests as her last hope when her daughter gets possessed by an ancient evil spirit. I've got to be honest,...

Duration:01:00:34

Annihilation (2018)

2/22/2018
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We've just seen Annihilation, and boy are our minds blown. Written and directed by Alex Garland and starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaacs, Tessa Thompson, and Jennifer Jason Leigh, it features a plot that it is alien, wondrous, unfathomable, and terrifying, with visuals to match. It compares favorably to The Arrival, and is the kind of movie we wanted Alien: Covenant to be. It's just too bad that Paramount had so little faith in the film, in our eyes they had something special on their...

Duration:00:16:35

Heat (1995)

2/22/2018
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Special thanks to Freddy C, friend of the pod and one of the heroes from our recent Groundhog Day charity drive, who commissioned the epic 1995 crime thriller, Heat. Directed by Michael Mann and starring Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, among many, many other notable stars, it features some of the best looking and sounding action ever committed to film, not to mention an inspired mano a mano acting showdown between some of the greatest actors of their generation.

Duration:01:10:20

Black Panther (2018)

2/20/2018
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Ryan Coogler's Black Panther is a great super hero film, and an even better launching point into interesting discussions about the politics of colonialism and liberation. Starring Chadwick Boseman as the Panther himself, and Michael B. Jordan as the best Marvel villain since Magneto, the movie is a constant challenge to one's complacency and sense of justice. Wakanda looks amazing, the cast is fantastic, the world they are building is both visually and philosophically amazing, to the point...

Duration:00:32:19

The Beat That My Heart Skipped (2005)

2/13/2018
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Thanks to Melonusk for commissioning the 2005 french crime drama, De Battre Mon Cœur S'est Arrêté, or The Beat That My Heart Skipped. It tells the tale of a criminal operating in the lowest levels of French crime that has an unexpected opportunity to follow his dreams of being a concert pianist. Pulled in two directions by the expectations of his father and his equally demanding, far less criminal piano tutor, director Jacques Audiard (director of Bald Move fave Un Prophète) finds clever...

Duration:00:55:34

Looper (2012)

2/8/2018
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Today's commissioned podcast is Looper, the 2012 sci-fi action thriller directed by Rian Johnson and starring, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Emily Blunt. We have David Babulak to thank for this, as he's the one who pulled the trigger and made the commission. This movie is really, really great, thought provoking, well made, and entertaining. It's one of those podcasts where we sit back and think about time and space and what it's like to meet yourself from the future, which is...

Duration:01:13:36

Prisoners (2013)

2/6/2018
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Special thanks to Hatorian, the commissioner of the various Bald Move FFL divisions, and two time BMFFL champ, once again shows up to claim his prize in the form of a movie commission. His choice is the 2013 crime thriller, Prisoners, directed by Denis Villeneuve, whom we admire a lot in these parts. Starring Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal, it's as much a meditation on ethics and morality as it is a tightly plotted thriller with several twists and turns. It features confident direction...

Duration:00:56:49

The Lost Boys (1987)

1/25/2018
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Special thanks to Saylor from Santa Cruz, the latest Bald Move Fantasy Football champ to claim their prize for winning the league. Emerging from the pile victorious, he has selected the 1997 vampire flick, The Lost Boys. Helmed by Joel Schumacher and chocked equally full of cool and hilarious moments and extremely questionable decisions, the film manages to confound and delight. Why is 16 year old Corey Haim taking baths and being tucked into bed by his mother? Why is there a shirtless...

Duration:00:54:30