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75: The Way To Eden: u don't need to be a brain genius

9/4/2018
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we watched star trek TOS season 3 episode "the way to eden" and boy are our arms tired! wait ok, look, there's space hippies, chelsea talks about getting kettled, and everyone enjoys some gentle space tunes. spock's harp is discussed. did we mention the space hippies? they fuckin. put an egg on your shirt and don your headphones, it's time for the long trek home!

Duration:01:06:05

74: Requiem for Methuselah: Don't Let Anyone Trick You Into Drawing Their Fursona

8/21/2018
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everyone's dying of ADHD and the fate of the enterprise rests with an old man and his robot daughter/wife who has seventeen degrees and is insterested in literally everything. the ritalin monopoly must be toppled ... in space. we watched the star trek original series season 3 episode "Requiem for Methuselah" and had ourselves a time!

Duration:01:08:36

73: The Lights of Zetar: Live from Memory Alpha, It's Saturday Night

8/17/2018
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This week, SEM brings us intrepid reporting live from Memory Alpha as we watch the Star Trek TOS season 3 episode "The Lights of Zetar" ...! Scotty falls in love with some lettuce, shields are a war crime, and another cloud menaces the Enterprise. For season 3, this was startlingly watchable!

Duration:00:46:50

72: That Which Survives: spacetheists

8/7/2018
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We managed to survive watching Star Trek TOS season 3's "That Which Survives" and I think you should be proud of us for that feat. In this episode, we learn some geography and geology, discuss podcast listening habits, and Spock is a total asshole for no good reason. Also, Kirk makes some strange assumptions about ghosts.

Duration:01:01:17

71: The Mark of Gideon: A Wicker Man Spinoff

7/25/2018
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The intrepid crew of Long Trek Home watched TOS Season 3 episode "The Mark of Gideon" and had a bad time. Chelsea veers wildly off-topic at every opportunity while SEM valiantly tries to keep things on track. A woman wears a bizarre and terrible outfit. Overcrowding is woefully misunderstood, people walk in circles, and in space no one can hear you scream unless you're not actually in space and then they can. Recorded July 9, 2018

Duration:00:47:13

70: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield: Shut Up

7/19/2018
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this time, SEM's friend Arras (@Animus_Panthera) joined us to discuss Star Trek TOS episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" ...! Everyone ignores each other a lot as the same questions are asked time and time again. 50,000 years seems like a reasonable amount of time to have grown tired of promises of incremental change. Lokai was right. Oh, yeah, and this is the episode with the dudes with half black/half white faces. Recorded in April 2018. Note: Arras' audio came through...

Duration:01:01:29

69: Whom Gods Destroy: nice

7/10/2018
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episode 69 .... nice in the star trek future, the only mental illness left is Doing War Crimes! oh, serial killing, also, that's another mental illness. everything else is fine, and those are fine now too because of magic space drugs. things get goofy this episode. recorded february 2018. spoilers for black panther.

Duration:00:46:50

68: Elaan of Troyius: It's Over 9000

7/4/2018
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we watched the TOS episode "Elaan of Troyius" with our friend Jeff @heyboots! this bizarre take on taming of the shrew is not very good, probably, but at least kirk/enterprise is confirmed once again. good job, TOS! here's jeff's utena let's play: link

Duration:00:48:33

67: The Empath: biblical scholarship edition

5/22/2018
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this episode has an empath who gets experimented on a lot, which is rough. just say no to human experimentation! sem's mom guest stars as we try and figure out what the fuck scotty is talking about.

Duration:00:48:04

66: Wink of an Eye: Gotta Go Fast

4/16/2018
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some people go very very fast. i don't even know how to describe this episode. this episode was recorded in october 2017, oops!

Duration:00:42:47

65: Plato's Stepchildren: Galaxy Brain

2/6/2018
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please protect alexander, he's very good and we like him star trek happens so much y'all

Duration:02:09:00

64: The Tholian Web: brain holes

1/23/2018
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Sometime in September, we talked about Star Trek: TOS season three episode "The Tholian Web." Kirk goes missing, the Tholians are famed for their punctuality, everyone gets holes in their brains because of dimensions, and Chelsea wants pictures of Spider-Man.

Duration:00:40:13

63: For the World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky: Bones Is Married Now

1/17/2018
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bones is a married man now this episode was recorded in september, but it's out in january! that's the magic of time travel.

Duration:00:44:59

62: Day of the Dove: Stop Having Racism

11/28/2017
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hey, we're back! we watched "day of the dove" back in like august and then chelsea got caught up in moving stuff and forgot what the word editing meant. this episode has klingons, so there's plenty of cold war metaphors and blackface.

Duration:00:40:24

61: Spectre of the Gun: Wild Wild West

9/1/2017
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A spectre is haunting Star Trek: The Original Series season 3 - the Spectre of the Gun. All the powers of the Federation have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Kirk and Spock, human and Vulcan, Klingon and Romulan. Where is the federation starship on patrol that has not been waylaid by weird space beings and forced to do gunfights? Where is the federation starship that has not pissed off an alien race so bad those aliens made them hang out on a cobbled-together...

Duration:00:42:20

60: Is There No Truth In Beauty?: Hexagonal Prisms

8/17/2017
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chelsea and SEM watch TOS season 3 episode "Is There No Truth In Beauty?" the crew is super horny, an alien lives in a box, and spock wears special glasses. it's OK!

Duration:00:41:07

59: And The Children Shall Lead: Ring Around The Rosie [REMIX]

8/8/2017
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these are some bad kids, folks! chelsea and SEM talk season 3 TOS episode "And The Children Shall Lead," where kids are evil and you can't trust angels. oh, there's also a mass suicide in this one. in space!

Duration:00:39:53

Episode 58: The Paradise Syndrome: Nice Scenery

7/25/2017
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The crew lands on a planet and Kirk promptly falls in a hole and gets amnesia. Chelsea and SEM try to deal with the episode's events as best they can. This time, Long Trek Home discusses the Star Trek TOS season 3 episode "The Paradise Syndrome" ...! It's a weird, weird episode.

Duration:03:58:43

Episode 57: The Enterprise Incident: [borat voice] my wife

7/18/2017
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Hey, this episode's pretty good! Chelsea and SEM watch "The Enterprise Incident," the second episode of Star Trek: TOS season three. That's half of season three that's tolerable already! Anyway, Spock gets a rare love interest, Kirk needs a nap, and the Commander is your hosts' new collective fav. The Romulans have a point, Scotty's amazing except for his hair, and - did we mention the Commander?

Duration:00:32:56

Episode 56: Spock's Brain: Oh No

7/11/2017
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jeff comes back to help chelsea and SEM deal with the first episode of star trek: the original series season three, "spock's brain." oh jeez. just ... oh, jeez. oh no. oh boy. note: this episode is out a week late because SGDQ happened. oops? oops.

Duration:00:46:32