Ep. 23 - Vladamirin' The Cup
What in the actual Hell is going on in Ottawa? Also, I guess Washington finally won a Cup, or something. But hey! Carolina is selling practically everything! We discuss this, Vladimir getting his hands on the Cup, what happens with Tavares, and all that crazy shit with the Senators. All this and less on The Offensive Zone.
Ep. 22 - Russian Back
Curious which team might land Tavares? Wonder if noted POS Slava Voynov will return to the NHL? Ever stay up late at night and wonder what Bigfoot's cup size is? Well wonder no more, as we cover these and other pressing topics in Episode 22 - Russian Back, on the Offensive Zone.
Ep. 21 - Shittin' The Bed
Do you like ass chat? Then Episode 21 - Shittin' The Bed is for you! This week we discuss who will meet Vegas in the Finals, firing that bum Lou Lamoriello, #SweVsSui, and stuffing Holtby full of Snickers. All that and less on The Offensive Zone.
Ep. 20 - Hashtag Bauer
Join us this episode as we make a succinct call to Joe Sakic, discuss Tom Wilson being Tom Wilson, losing the Stanley Cup in a Vegas butthole, and listen as we attempt to whore ourselves out to Bauer Hockey (#Bauer @Bauer) All That And Less On The Offensive Zone.
Ep 19 - How Many Licks Does It Take?
Just how many licks is too many? One. The answer is one. We discuss Marchand's latest antics, along with cheap mascot costumes, front office changes, and even more playoff coverage on this week's Offensive Zone.
Ep. 18 - Sweeps Week
Join us for this week's episode where we talk playoff sweeps, coaching changes, and what is a distinct kicking motion?
Ep. 17 - The Playoffs Have Come And So Have I
The playoffs have finally come and so have I. Join us this week as we talk about the most exciting time in sports; the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. We give our predictions for who will win each series, talk a lot of shit to Philadelphia, and muse on the Ken Hitchcock retirement. All that and less on The Offensive Zone.
Ep. 16 - 2 Twins, 0 Cups
Did you hear? Christian Erhoff retired! Also the Sedins, I guess. Join us as we discuss the best gingers from Vancouver since Ryan Reynolds, as well as Vezina candidate Scott Foster, and our favorite hockey memories. All that and less on The Offensive Zone.
Ep. 14 Trade Deadline Extravaganza Bonanza
The trade deadline has come and gone, and we're just now recovering! Listen in as we discuss the threeway between Pittsburgh, Ottawa, and Vegas, we update our Stanley Cup predictions, and we ponder on if Karlsson is a boxers or briefs man. All this and less on the Offensive Zone.
Ep 13. Curling?
Is curling really a sport? Join us as we discuss the merits of this "sport", as well as talk some NHL trades, a Vancouver extension, and we launch our new website. All this and less on The Offensive Zone.