100 Things to Hate Before You Die
Claudia Stavola
Comedian Claudia Stavola understands we’re living in sensitive times and the word hate is controversial, so she doesn’t use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it’s forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle.
You’ll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how Stavola’s raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she’s like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she’s Italian. She was born with a mustache).
100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as people with no shame, the need for a license to parent, and the death of Eddie Van Halen.
Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola’s hysterical and unique takes on everyday a**holes makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read.
Duration - 11h 30m.
Author - Claudia Stavola.
Narrator - Claudia Stavola.
Published Date - Thursday, 11 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2022 Claudia Stavola ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Comedian Claudia Stavola understands we’re living in sensitive times and the word hate is controversial, so she doesn’t use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it’s forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle. You’ll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how Stavola’s raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she’s like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she’s Italian. She was born with a mustache). 100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as people with no shame, the need for a license to parent, and the death of Eddie Van Halen. Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola’s hysterical and unique takes on everyday a**holes makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read. Duration - 11h 30m. Author - Claudia Stavola. Narrator - Claudia Stavola. Published Date - Thursday, 11 January 2024. Copyright - © 2022 Claudia Stavola ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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Introduction
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PART 1 LOVIN', TOUCHIN', SQUEEZIN', CHEATIN', AND COMPLAININ'
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Chapter 1: OK Stupid, There Are Plenty of Fish Who Don't Want Your Dick Pics
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Chapter 2: I Have Issues with Your Toxic Love-Language Jargon
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Chapter 3: "I Deserve"
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Chapter 4: Honey, I Shrunk My Balls
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Chapter 5: Double Dates
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Chapter 6: The Hall Pass
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Chapter 7: "You Should Love Me No Matter What"
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PART 2: TRIGGA' PLEASE
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Chapter 8: Uptighty Whitey
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Chapter 9: Angry "Patriotic" Guy
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Chapter 10: The Wokey Pokey
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Chapter 11: If You Want My Body and You Think I'm Sexy, It's Probably Sexual Harassment
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Chapter 12: Fattitude
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Chapter 13: Gender Extender
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Chapter 14: Patty Party Pooper
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Chapter 15: Buns N' Poses
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Chapter 16: Demi's Not So Sweet N' Low-Key Meltdown
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PART 3: DROPS OF STUPIDER
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Chapter 17: #YachtCocaineProstitutes and Chad
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Chapter 18: Keeping Up with the Kardoucheians
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Chapter 19: Pray the Gay Away Camp
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Chapter 20: Slutty Terms of Endearment
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Chapter 21: Leader of the Pack Attack
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Chapter 22: Ain't that Classy?
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Chapter 23: If You Unlock It, They Will Come ... and Kill You, You Big Dummy
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Chapter 24: The Dumb Jury's In: Even If It Fits, They'll Still Acquit
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Chapter 25: Adult Babies
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Chapter 26: Don't Judge
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PART 4: I'M SO OVARY YOU
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Chapter 27: Andrea Newman
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Chapter 28: You Must Love the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
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Chapter 29: The View
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Chapter 30: Pretty Funny
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Chapter 31: Chick Flick Schtick
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Chapter 32: Who's the Boss Bitch
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Chapter 33: The Girl Next Door ... to the Plastic Surgeon
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Chapter 34: Vagisil Val
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PART 5: AIN'T THAT A SHAM
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Chapter 35: Fakebook
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Chapter 36: Pride and Prejudice, and Parades
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Chapter 37: America's Got Talent-Show Sob Stories
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Chapter 38: A Donation In Your Name
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Chapter 39: The Kids Are All White: Annoying White Kid Names
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Chapter 40: Meatless Meat
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Chapter 41: The Rock and Roll Hall of Lame
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Chapter 42: AA: One A at a Time
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Chapter 43: The Big Lie: "Hello, My Name Is Toby. Thank You for Calling Customer Service"
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Chapter 44: Hallmark: When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best to the Very Worst
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Chapter 45: HR
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Chapter 46: Sorry Celebrities
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PART 6: DOUCHEBAGS, ASSHOLES, AND OTHER THINGS THAT STINK
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Chapter 47: Gender Reveal Zeal
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Chapter 48: Office Barbs
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Chapter 49: Don't Work with the Public If You Can't Keep Your Shitty Attitude Private
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Chapter 50: Abusers, Racists, and Homophobes, Oh My
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Chapter 51: Shopping Cart Shitheads
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Chapter 52: License to Parent
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Chapter 53: Concert Curmudgeons
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Chapter 54: The O.G. (Original Groper): Cosby, Cosby, Puddin' Pie. Kissed the Girls, Drugged Them, and Made Them Cry
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Chapter 55: Mama June
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Chapter 56: Footprints In the Sand-Colored Carpet
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Chapter 57: Joke Thieves
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Chapter 58: Public Maskurbation
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Chapter 59: The Shorts-All-Year-Long Guy
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Chapter 60: You're So Vanity Plate, I Bet You Think This Rant Is about You
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Chapter 61: Psycho Tits Teigen
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PART 7: I BE MIFFED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED
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Chapter 62: People Who Hate the Word "Hate"
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Chapter 63: Celebrity Couple Nicknames
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Chapter 64: Buzz(kill)words
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Chapter 65: Group Stuff
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Chapter 66: The Dirt on Clean Comedy
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Chapter 67: Nosy Neighbors
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Chapter 68: We're Pregnant
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Chapter 69: This Email
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Chapter 70: Word Turds
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Chapter 71: Daylight Savings
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Chapter 72: You Can't Ring My Bell
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Chapter 73: Get the Fuck Out of My DMs
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PART 8: JUST GROSS
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Chapter 74: Tittoo
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Chapter 75: Skank You Very Much
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Chapter 76: Hoarders without Borders
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Chapter 77: Flirty Family Feud
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Chapter 78: Immoral Hygiene
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Chapter 79: Your Twerking Ain't Working
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Chapter 80: Baby Sniffers
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Chapter 81: Brotox
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Chapter 82: Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle
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Chapter 83: I Don't Love It When We're Cruising Together
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Chapter 84: Look Ma, No Hands! (Except When I Cough and Sneeze Into Them)
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Chapter 85: Your Kiss Is on My Shit List
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Chapter 86: Swipe Left but Wipe Front to Back
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Chapter 87: Guys Who Wax Below the Slacks
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Chapter 88: Did You Ever Know That You're My Hair-O?
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PART 9: THAT'S NOT ALL SHE WROTE
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Chapter 89: The Death of Eddie Van Halen
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Chapter 90: The Red Shirt, Black Tie Combo
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Chapter 91: You Might Be a Slut. Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
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Chapter 92: If at First You Don't Succeed at Murder, Try, Try Again
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Chapter 93: Somewhere over the Rainbow, I Want to Strangle You with Your Ukulele
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Chapter 94: Friends ... with Vaginas
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Chapter 95: Parking Spot Twats
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Chapter 96: Artie Farty Had a Political Party and All the Blowhards Were There
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Chapter 97: You Can Call Me Al If I Can Call You Al
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Chapter 98: Howard Be Thy Name
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Chapter 99: Hey Diddle Diddle
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Chapter 100: The Unfuckables
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AND ANOTHER THING ...
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The Best of the Rest
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100 Things I Love
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Ending Credits
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