Coconut Kelz's Guide to Surviving this Shithole
Lesego Tlhabi
‘There is only one way to survive and even thrive in the third world, and that is by being as Caucasian as you possibly can. Fact: white people have it easier in life because they deserve it.’
Coconut Kelz is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body. Kelz lives in – and tries never to leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA.
With handy tips for how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, deal with your family in the lalis, pick the best suburb to live in and nab yourself a white guy, Kelz offers a complete guide to a full Caucasian conversion.
Through the mask of her character Coconut Kelz, whose apparent adoration of all things white has riled many an unsuspecting viewer of her online videos, Lesego Tlhabi speaks straight to the heart of this country’s strong residue of prejudice, framing hard and potent truths to incredibly funny effect.
Duration - 3h 48m.
Author - Lesego Tlhabi.
Narrator - Lesego Tlhabi.
Published Date - Saturday, 13 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2019 Lesego Tlhabi ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
‘There is only one way to survive and even thrive in the third world, and that is by being as Caucasian as you possibly can. Fact: white people have it easier in life because they deserve it.’ Coconut Kelz is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body. Kelz lives in – and tries never to leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA. With handy tips for how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, deal with your family in the lalis, pick the best suburb to live in and nab yourself a white guy, Kelz offers a complete guide to a full Caucasian conversion. Through the mask of her character Coconut Kelz, whose apparent adoration of all things white has riled many an unsuspecting viewer of her online videos, Lesego Tlhabi speaks straight to the heart of this country’s strong residue of prejudice, framing hard and potent truths to incredibly funny effect. Duration - 3h 48m. Author - Lesego Tlhabi. Narrator - Lesego Tlhabi. Published Date - Saturday, 13 January 2024. Copyright - © 2019 Lesego Tlhabi ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:22
Coconut Kelz_Dedication_Introduction
Duración:00:10:41
Coconut Kelz_Dealing with other races
Duración:00:17:23
Coconut Kelz_PART 01_Chapter 01
Duración:00:18:36
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 02
Duración:00:17:37
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 03
Duración:00:12:50
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 04
Duración:00:13:26
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 05
Duración:00:16:31
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 06
Duración:00:16:29
Coconut Kelz_PART 02_Chapter 07
Duración:00:23:39
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 08
Duración:00:16:12
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 09
Duración:00:15:26
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 10
Duración:00:15:02
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 11
Duración:00:16:36
Coconut Kelz_Chapter 12
Duración:00:17:38
Ending Credits
Duración:00:00:14