My Life: The Sitcom
Chadd Allan Wheat
Welcome to My Life: The Sitcom, featuring the panderings and ponderings of Yours Truly, Chadd Wheat.
Believe it or not, many of you have actually asked for this book. I don't know if you intend on using it for the bottom of the birdcage, evidence...
Location:
United States
Description:
Welcome to My Life: The Sitcom, featuring the panderings and ponderings of Yours Truly, Chadd Wheat. Believe it or not, many of you have actually asked for this book. I don't know if you intend on using it for the bottom of the birdcage, evidence in impending legal actions, or simply as a guide to living frivolously. Whatever the case, I hope you enjoy it. I started writing My Life: The Sitcom in 2002. Most of my articles, as published in The Lebanon Reporter and elsewhere, are my direct observations on the craziness that surrounds my life. Nearly all the events contained herein are actually true, with the names sometimes changed to protect the ignorant. People often ask me where I get the inspiration to write my ludicrous columns. After rubbing my chin and looking sage, I usually say something like, "by consuming too much reality television, caffeine and other borderline hallucinogens. Ha, ha! Just kidding, local law enforcement! As a matter of fact, I never watch reality television! Duration - 4h 1m. Author - Chadd Allan Wheat. Narrator - Google Voice. Published Date - Sunday, 08 January 2023. Copyright - © 2023 Chadd Allan Wheat ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:09
Dedication
Duration:00:00:10
Foreword
Duration:00:03:17
Preface to the Second Edition
Duration:00:04:55
My life is a Sitcom
Duration:00:04:32
There's a Chili in the Air
Duration:00:04:40
The King of Norway and Me
Duration:00:04:43
The Ol' Green Swingset
Duration:00:03:12
An Anthropolical Guide to Hoosiers
Duration:00:06:50
Ghost Sparrows in Disguise
Duration:00:04:37
Generation P
Duration:00:05:36
Time-Saving Tips for Busy Dads
Duration:00:04:58
The Great Turf War
Duration:00:04:51
When Birds Attack
Duration:00:03:02
Big Willy and the Naked Bus Drivers
Duration:00:03:05
CSI
Duration:00:04:07
When Root Canals Go Bad
Duration:00:04:57
The Blind and the Obvious
Duration:00:05:22
I Have No NBA
Duration:00:04:52
A Modern County Seat Daily
Duration:00:05:04
Still It's Just a Game
Duration:00:04:59
Priorities: A Terrible Thing to Waste
Duration:00:05:21
If the Clown Shoe Fits...
Duration:00:03:57
Smoker's Hack in Seagulls
Duration:00:04:35
Occam's Razor and You
Duration:00:05:02
The Really Civil Defense
Duration:00:04:45
Genetically-altered Green-haired Mice
Duration:00:04:48
Crime Fighters, Family Counselors, and Chicken Wranglers
Duration:00:05:18
The Dead Onions
Duration:00:05:00
When Good Mascots Go Racist
Duration:00:04:59
Blame It All on My Roots
Duration:00:04:40
Life According to Hollywood
Duration:00:05:43
A Handy Guide to Filing Your Taxes
Duration:00:04:51
Toxic Waste or Opportunity?
Duration:00:04:14
The Time/Value of Underwear
Duration:00:04:53
Label Me This
Duration:00:04:05
Twelve Days of Winter Gift Exchange
Duration:00:04:06
Send in the Clones
Duration:00:04:05
A Priceless Collectible
Duration:00:05:24
A Decade of Sea Weasels
Duration:00:03:46
Famous Guy Trips in History
Duration:00:04:06
Lawyers, Guns, and Money
Duration:00:03:35
Belay the Smitzengaff!
Duration:00:05:12
The Chicago Fugitive Blues
Duration:00:05:24
The Great Starbucks Society
Duration:00:05:57
The Great Almost Outdoors
Duration:00:05:05
The Great Sea Weasel Expeditionary Force
Duration:00:07:08
Bravehearts and Haggis Abound
Duration:00:06:34
Werewolves in London
Duration:00:06:33
The Sunshine State: LIving La Vida Loco
Duration:00:05:53
Glossary of Terms & Concepts
Duration:00:05:12
Read: The Weasel Cay Chronicles
Duration:00:00:57
About the Author
Duration:00:00:36
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:01:42