The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book
John Lee
What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour?
An outlier.
From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour).
Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as:
How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party?
He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes.
As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as:
Why was the actuarial vampire fired?
Because she was afraid of the stakeholders.
With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh.
Duration - 2h 6m.
Author - John Lee.
Narrator - John Lee.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 John Lee ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour? An outlier. From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour). Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as: How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party? He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes. As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as: Why was the actuarial vampire fired? Because she was afraid of the stakeholders. With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh. Duration - 2h 6m. Author - John Lee. Narrator - John Lee. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 John Lee ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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What people are saying
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Dedication
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Acknowledgements
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Risk management
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Spreadsheet safespace
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What is an actuary?
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Definitions
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What's the difference?
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You might be an actuary if...
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Actuarial qualifications
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Bumper stickers
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Old actuaries
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Unusual actuaries
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Personality
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Boring or dull?
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Shy
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Thorough or OCD?
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Logical or emotionally stunted?
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Geeky aka cool actuaries
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Sensible or risk averse?
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Actuarial thoughts
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Actuaries in the outside world
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Bad actuaries
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Relationships
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Starting out
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Pickup lines
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First dates
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Marriage
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Divorce
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Family
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Jokes actuaries tell their children
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Number
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Algebra
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Calculus
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Geometery
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Trigonometery
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Stats and probability
Duración:00:00:39
Actuaries and accountants
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Accountants on actuaries
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Actuaries on accountants
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Actuaries and other professions
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Jokes actuaries tell on holiday
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Eat study sleep...
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I work all day and study all night
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Statistical distributions
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Financial mathematics
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Mortality
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Payback
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Memes
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A day in the life
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Interview
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In the office
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Office politics
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Statistical analysis
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Models and predictions
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Reporting and presenting
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Work life balance
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Calculators
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Excel
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Pensions
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Life assurance
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General or casualty insurance
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A true story that reads like a joke
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Consulting actuaries
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Finance
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Actuarial rude jokes
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Joke tropes
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Knock knock jokes
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Doctor doctor jokes
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Cross the road jokes
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Change the lightbulb jokes
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Walked into a bar jokes
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Two kind of people jokes
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The encore
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Risk rating
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The actuarial joke sanctuary
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Risk management CPD
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About the author
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The final joke
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Ending Credits
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