Jeff Fisher Soundcloud

Jeffy previews the Academy Awards; we all know who's going to win Best Actor, but the other categories are wide open. The war between Queen Elizabeth II and Meghan Markle is showing no signs of subsiding. Did you ride your local mass transit without wearing pants this weekend? No? You DEFINITELY missed out! Finally, meet the most legendary Galapagos tortoise of all time... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fat Pile Friday is HERE and Jeffy is questioning a report about the "billion" of dead animals in Australia due to the recent fires. The two BIGGEST questions are: who is COUNTING? and why are they COUNTING? Jupiter is being a jerk towards Earth by flinging rocks towards the earth. If you use Grindr as a dating app make sure to be careful who you agree to go on a date because you could end up dead and MISSING your ________. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a day for BREAKING NEWS that include coyote attacks in Chicago, Jeffrey Epstein security tapes, and Royal Family troubles. If you live in Chicago make sure you bring a stick because people are getting attacked by coyotes. Jeffrey Epstein tapes were found, but got accidentally deleted... gosh darn. Then BREAKING NEWS from over the pond due to Prince Harry and Meghan the Queen called an emergency meeting to see how they will handle Prince Harry and Meghan leaving the royal duties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry the show is not getting political... Jeffy just realize that President Trump said the wrong word during his speech to the WORLD. New jobs? Jeffy is giving Kris Cruz new job ideas like theme park tester in Florida or Wiener Mobile driver. Should Kris Cruz take any of those? Question of the day comes after a story about a "Sexabration" situation at a hotel and more orgy talk due to Judge Dawn from Kentucky getting caught. Don't forget to submit your best #ISISFlick via the Twitter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we start the new year you might have some goals and Jeffy wants to help you by introducing you to Club Soda. Laura Willoughby has a new book called "How to Be a Mindful Drinker" and she wants you to live a healthy life without alcohol. Then we get in the stories of the day like bed bugs eating a kid in Walmart (Well that's the CTF conclusion after reading the entire story). And if you live in Florida you might want to lock your doors because the sucking toe bandit is ON THE RUN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2020 is starting with a BANG! Jeffy is BACK and this time he wants to talk all about The Golden Globes and who won. Oprah decided to go on tour around the country promoting healthy eating and she'll be interring people like The Rock, Michelle Obama, and Tina Fey. Here we go... Harvey is back in court and Kevin Spacey is on the news again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Studies show that some people have had a better... intimate...experience in 2019. Speaking of... intimacy, Hugh Hefner is not in a better place right now, but his son is in... the air force? Uh, thank you for your service, I guess. Also, who is the most googled female of the year? And which cancelled television shows are we glad we missed and won't have to see again? Finally, Jeffy shares the story of the time he shoplifted a bag of candy from a grocery store (what a criminal!) and the tale of a British man who inadvertently bought a 26-ft inflatable Santa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Massachusetts teacher taught his students how to smoke marijuana... Alas, that discussion didn't end well. The list of the top ten highest-earning "YouTubers" will either make you shake your head or turn green with envy. Also, Jeffy and Christian take you on a wild ride through a list of (mostly) failed predictions for the year 2020 that, in hindsight, look pretty darn ridiculous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the most awkward things a potential employer could ask you to do during a job interview? Mariah Carey's entourage has come under fire for declining to tip at a restaurant in which they picked up carryout. Faux pas or perfectly reasonable? If you're going to murder someone, you should probably put a note on the body saying you didn't do it, right? Why has spam become a staple in Hawaiian cuisine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A former Disney actress has found success in a more lucrative (and mature) industry. Her reasoning? She didn't want to play the role of a Disney mom. Then, we all know how many newly released prisoners struggle to re-adapt to freedom, but why is this? David J. Casey, a man who went through this transition and now helps others in the same situation, joins the program to explain why so many released convicts re-offend and are re-incarcerated. No, this isn't a critical review of The Shawshank Redemption, but it is an entertaining and enlightening look at a serious problem through the eyes of someone who knows it best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that Matthew McConaughey does wear deodorant? And he's not the only one in Hollywood. Matthew is not the only one either, you have actors like Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, and actress Cameron Diaz. Jeffy also finds out that his producer Kris Cruz is on the same boat of not wearing deodorant. Jay Leno (played by John Di Domenico) and Marisa Echeverría drop by the break room to talk about what's happening in Hollywood. For more information on John Di Domenico visit Johnnyd.net or follow him on Twitter.com/Johnnyd23 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show is SPECIAL because host of 40 Acres and a Fool, Cam Edwards joins Jeffy to discuss his American Dream and the latest surrounding 2A Sanctuary cities around Virginia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You been waiting for this all week! Jeffy announces the winners of 2019 Elf on the Shelf Meets Chewing The Fat. Big thanks to North Pole Chief Storyteller Chanda Bell. But don’t worry that’s not all the news for today. As you worked today very hard Jeffy brought you the news that nobody is covering like birth control can be causing issues in your body and what’s trending on Google. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we go Jeffy is starting strong today with the news you missed while working. Harvey Weinstein is back in court and the judge is not happy due to him having issues with his monitor and forgetting it about 56 times. Is Harvey trying to use his latest medical surgery as a pity party? Texas executes another inmate yesterday and Jeffy goes down the details. Don't forget to subscribe to this show on any platform you like to us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The FAT SHAMING is not strong enough to bring don't Time's Entertainer of the Year Lizzo. Ashley StClair joins Jeffy and crew to talk about the latest trend of praising fat people. What do you think should we be praying fat people? Then the show gets a call from a Amazon Influencer to talk about his ratings and reviews. Finally the show ends controversial due to the butt slapping that happen to WSAV's Alex Bozarjian. Was the slap an assault? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry the show is not political, but we do talk about Trump Toilet issues. In 2019 we are fat shaming and this time we are using the BMI Chart. What do you think is the BMI chart some form of fat shaming? Careful if you have a FitBit because you could be tracked and get caught cheating. Don't forget to support the show by subscribing to Chewing The Fat with Jeffy Fisher https://www.theblaze.com/podcasts/chewing-the-fat-with-jeff-fisher See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emmy nominations are out and Jeffy is here to go over them and give his predictions. Tennessee executed a blind man and here's his last meal. Did you know that firing squad and hanging are still options in the US as a method of execution? Then Jeffy realizes that the world is spinning out of control after he talks about The Royal family and the latest gossip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of the year again where Chanda, North Pole Chief Storyteller joins Jeffy to talk about the scout elf's coming back to report to Santa. This year you can also get a scout elf by writing to ChewingTheFat@theblaze.com and telling Jeffy why is your home the best for a scout elf. Don't worry Jeffy also goes through the Fat Pile of the stories he didn't cover during the week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is a very special day since Jeffy has come back and re-written "Candle in the Wind" so that Prince Andrew doesn't feel as bad since he's the Royal punching bag. Does your job have perks? Jeffy goes down the list of the weird/cool job perks in todays workforce. Bruce Steele a journalist and Disney fan joins Jeffy to talk about his latest book "One Day at Disney: Meet the People Who Make the Magic Across the Globe". Discover what it's like to report to work every day for The Walt Disney Company. Step behind the scenes to immerse yourself in one "ordinary" day at Disney. One Day at Disney is an ambitious and bold global event that showcases unique stories capturing a typical day of magic makers around the world. The project features authentic, unplanned moments and cast members that bring just as much joy and “magic” to Disney’s guests as their content and experiences do. It’s a fascinating look at what happens across The Walt Disney Company worldwide, all within one day, and published in conjunction with the Disney+ two-hour feature documentary of the same name and featured on Good Morning America (host Robin Roberts is featured in it). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that people aren't claiming the lotto winnings? Jeffy talks about all the unclaimed lotto tickets around the U.S. Do you use Google search engine? Well here's the most searched keywords in 2019. Jeffrey Epstein is on the news again, but this time we talk about what's happening to the people that knew Epstein and the accidental deaths. Finally Jeffy decides to ignore Kris Cruz during the recording of the podcast and things get a little too spicy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.