
Poetry for Kids
Kids & Family Podcasts
Funny poetry for kids by children’s author and former US Children’s Poet Laureate, Kenn Nesbitt.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Kids & Family Podcasts
Description:
Funny poetry for kids by children’s author and former US Children’s Poet Laureate, Kenn Nesbitt.
Twitter:
@poetry4kids
Language:
English
Website:
https://www.poetry4kids.com/
Email:
feedback@poetry4kids.com
Episodes
My Time Machine Is Broken
11/17/2025
Before we begin, there’s something I haven’t talked about very much. Most people assume I was born in the twentieth century and grew up like everyone else—going to school, learning poetry, all of that. But the truth is a bit more complicated. I’m actually from the year 3017. That’s right—thirty-seventeen. A full millennium in the... Read more »
Duration:00:02:37
Dark Park
11/10/2025
It’s the middle of autumn, and the weather is definitely changing. The leaves have mostly fallen from the trees, and it’s been cold and raining for the past few days where I live. I thought I’d write something about this change of seasons—but in a slightly unexpected way. This poem starts out as a simple... Read more »
Duration:00:01:54
The Leaves Are Falling Off the Trees
10/20/2025
It’s October, and the weather has finally started turning cold. The leaves are changing colors and beginning to fall, swirling and spinning in the breeze. I’ve already written a couple of Halloween poems this month, so I thought I’d do something a little different, something that simply celebrates the season itself. The idea for the... Read more »
Duration:00:01:20
Sticky Sweet Trick-or-Treat
10/13/2025
I came up with the last word of this poem earlier this year. It’s what’s called a portmanteau word, which means a made-up word created by blending two real words together, like combining breakfast and lunch to make the word “brunch.” Now, at the time, it was the beginning of June, and writing a Halloween... Read more »
Duration:00:01:30
At Dracula’s Mansion
10/6/2025
When October comes around each year, I love writing Halloween poems—especially about monsters, haunted houses, and trick-or-treating. Some of these poems are a little spooky, but most are just meant to be silly and fun, like this one. I started imagining what it might be like if Dracula and his monster friends hosted a Halloween... Read more »
Duration:00:02:00
It’s a Farmer’s Job to Farm
9/29/2025
One of the things I’ve loved ever since I was a kid is playing with language; making up silly words, twisting familiar phrases, and asking questions that don’t always have logical answers. I grew up reading nonsense poems like “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll and “The Owl and the Pussycat” by Edward Lear, and I still... Read more »
Duration:00:02:30
My Family Portrait
9/22/2025
When I was in school, I loved to paint and draw. I even thought I would become a comic book illustrator when I grew up! But honestly… I never got very good at it. My pictures usually came out kind of funny, with lots of imperfections. And that’s okay! Everyone makes mistakes when they’re learning... Read more »
Duration:00:02:13
AI Mirror On the Wall
9/8/2025
Have you ever played around with one of those video filters that makes you look older, or younger, or gives you dog ears, or turns your whole face into a cartoon? Apps like Zoom, Snapchat, and others are filled with tools that can instantly change how you look—just for fun. It made me think about... Read more »
Duration:00:01:46
The Reason Vance Learned How to Dance
9/1/2025
I’ve always loved writing poems about unusual characters—kids, teenagers, or even adults who do outrageous things or take ordinary situations and turn them completely upside down. “The Reason Vance Learned How to Dance” is one of those poems. It’s about a kid who puts in a ton of effort for one very specific reason… and... Read more »
Duration:00:02:20
Today I Met an Octopus
8/18/2025
The other day, I was re-reading my all-time favorite book of poetry, Colin West’s fabulous collection, The Big Book of Nonsense. In Chapter 1, there is a poem simply titled “Knitting.” In Chapter 2, there is a poem called “Octopus.” I was still thinking about the knitting poem when I started reading the octopus poem,... Read more »
Duration:00:02:18
Triangles Make Me Feel Nervous
8/11/2025
Sometimes I think of the ending of a poem before I know how it’s going to start. An idea for a good ending can come from anywhere, and sometimes it can even come from a poem someone else wrote. That’s the case with this poem. The poet Joshual Seigal recently wrote a poem called “Motor... Read more »
Duration:00:02:03
My Sister Found Some Scissors
7/21/2025
This poem was inspired by some real-life hair-raising moments in my family. When my daughter was about six years old, she decided, without warning, to cut her own hair one morning before school. Let’s just say the results were… not great. I had to do a quick fix before we dashed out the door. Then,... Read more »
Duration:00:01:53
The Showdown
7/14/2025
My friend and colleague Alan Katz , author of the “Silly Dilly” song books such as Take Me Out of the Bathtub, mentioned that going to be doing a performance called “The Joke Show” and he said that it’s called a “show” because you’re expected to “show up.” Since we both write funny poems, I... Read more »
Duration:00:01:44
Ice Pops, Ice Pops
6/30/2025
Summer is here, and the days are getting hot! I wrote this poem a couple of years ago for Storyworks 2 magazine, just in time for the end of the school year. Now that July has arrived again and the days are scorching, it felt like the perfect moment to share it on the website,... Read more »
Duration:00:01:06
Bernadette the Burper
6/23/2025
Sometimes the silliest ideas make for the funniest poems. This one started with a simple question: What if someone was really, really good at burping? I mean unbelievably good. That idea made me laugh, so I knew I had to run with it. The result is a poem that plays with repetition, exaggeration, and a... Read more »
Duration:00:02:06
I Found a Secret Passageway
6/16/2025
Welcome to Poetry4kids. I’m Kenn Nesbitt. Have you ever found something unexpected—a hidden passage, a strange map, or a place no one else seemed to know about? Did you then keep it a secret too, or was it too good not to share? This poem is all about discovering a secret place and exploring the... Read more »
Duration:00:02:17
Hyper Nate
6/8/2025
Welcome to Poetry4kids. I’m Kenn Nesbitt I thought of the idea for this poem while I was out on a brisk walk one day, feeling unusually full of energy. That got me thinking about how some kids just seem to have endless energy—always moving, always playing, always going. I began imagining what it would be... Read more »
Duration:00:01:54
Annette the Detective
5/27/2025
Welcome to Poetry4kids. I’m Kenn Nesbitt. I’ve always enjoyed writing poems about characters who are a little… well… less than excellent at what they do. There’s something especially funny about someone who tries their best but still manages to get everything hilariously wrong. Over the years, I’ve written about a pirate who’s never seen the... Read more »
Duration:00:02:09
The Sofa Ate My Father
5/19/2025
Welcome to Poetry4kids. I’m Kenn Nesbitt. One of my favorite things about writing poems is playing with language—especially when it comes to words or phrases that can mean more than one thing. Sometimes, we use expressions that sound perfectly normal… until you stop and really think about what they say. And when you do, well,... Read more »
Duration:00:01:49
The Underwear Tree
5/12/2025
Welcome to Poetry4kids. I’m Kenn Nesbitt. This poem was inspired by another poet I greatly admire—Jack Prelutsky. I had been reading his poem “As Soon as Fred Gets Out of Bed,” which is a wonderfully silly poem that features underwear. That got me thinking, “Maybe it’s time I wrote an underwear poem too.” I also... Read more »
Duration:00:02:46