LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Eddie tries to mess with his younger brother Ollie, who has just discovered that his baby teeth are are going to start falling out. It all seems harmless at first, until something very strange happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Eddie. Now he’s taking all the blame and no one believes a word he says. If only he had the Tooth Fairy’s phone number. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Kinsley loves celebrating how everyone is different. She even wears a shirt that says, “Stay Weird.” But when her new friend starts getting grossed out by things that aren’t even remotely gross, Kinsley begins to wonder, is her new friend the bad kind of weird? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again. But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected. Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with. One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Josey is one tough kid… except when it comes to bugs. Anytime one appears, she calls her brother, Darius, to deal with it. But when Josey accidentally rescues a spider from inside her sweater, it starts treating her like a hero — and the very last thing Josey wants is any kind of bug love. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Walter wakes up to discover a mysterious voice announcing every single thing he does. It’s like he’s living inside a TV show! As Walter and his sister Aubrey search for a way to escape the non-stop narration, they quickly realize that hiding from the voice may not be as easy as they hoped. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly Parker’s class wants a pet. Not just because it would be fun, but because it would teach responsibility. And grownups love responsibility. But what starts as a perfectly reasonable idea quickly spirals when Parker takes it upon himself to choose the class pet. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem—she breaks things. Not on purpose, of course. She just has a very hard time being gentle. When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Gus and Genevieve are encouraged to build a snowman by parents who insist it’s a kids’ activity. As the grown-ups hover, hint, and make things increasingly weird, the kids discover that sometimes adults want in on the fun too… they just don’t want to admit it. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for shout-out requests, merch and other... stuff. We’re wrapping up the year with a special replay episode! While LOL Storytime is on a short holiday break, we’re revisiting the most-loved story of 2025, as chosen by you. After tallying listener votes, one story came out on top, and this episode is your chance to hear it again (or discover why it became the fan favourite). LOL Storytime returns this Thursday with a brand-new bonus story, and again on Monday with a brand-new episode for everyone. Thanks so much for listening this year, and here’s to even more laughs and silliness in the year ahead. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

***Vote for the top story of the year HERE! Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Andy is itching to get his hands on some GAMEBUX — the only kind of money that really matters… video game money! But Andy quickly learns that money doesn’t grow on trees. Sometimes you have to work for it. And sometimes that work might mean wiping pizza sauce off someone else's face. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

***Today (Dec. 15) is the last day to order merch with delivery arriving before Christmas. Click here -> merch Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM In this silly story, Oliver can speak two different languages. His friends are all very impressed, until a new girl shows up, who can speak 4 different languages. Oliver goes from feeling special, to... not so special. But he's about to really turn some heads when he discovers there is another language he can speak. A language that might include a woof or two. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a boy’s parents are at their wits’ end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They’ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a popular trend has been driving one kid up the wall. It seems like he’s the only one who doesn’t get the joke. But after a visit to a monk on a tall mountain gives him some much-needed clarity, he’s excited to return home and finally join in on the fun—only to discover that everyone now thinks the trend is “old.” To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

BLACK FRIDAY SALE on MERCH (FRIDAY - MONDAY) Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM In this silly story, all the kids at school are acting like wizards. Ari knows there’s no such thing as real magic, so why does everyone keep threatening to turn him into a frog… or a wet spaghetti noodle? When Ari tries to prove it’s all pretend, strange things start happening that make him question if he's been wrong this whole time. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Rollins, Maris, and Wells go house shopping. Choosing a house isn’t something you can trust your parents to do. Parents sometimes miss the important stuff, like making sure there’s a basketball hoop, a swimming pool, and at least seven different playrooms. The siblings think they’ve finally found the perfect house… now they just have to convince their parents to go along with it. Easy, right? To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Koby is the kind of kid who always says, “Come on, just try it.” Whether it’s climbing tall trees, eating hot sauce, or riding a bike blindfolded, he’s always there to encourage his friends to step outside of their comfort zone zone. But when Koby convinces his cautious friend Desmond to explore a cave, the boys discover that trying new things isn't always such a good idea. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Come listen to the winning stories from the LOL Storytime story writing contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to the winners!

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Maximilian makes his own lunches, and unlike many of the other kids, he never forgets to bring it with him. So when his school launches Pizza Day, you’d think he’d finally get a break… except he’s the only kid who doesn’t order any. From drooling over other kids’ slices to becoming the principal’s official pizza helper, Maximilian soon learns that sometimes the best thing you can do with a slice of pizza is give it away. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts