DeHuff Uncensored

You could own life-size dinosaurs due to a New Jersey Dino Park shutting down. The latest on the comet named 3I/ATLAS that is ripping through our solar system. Connery has a plan. An Amerisleep.com survey of more than 1,200 Americans revealed that 37 percent used vacation days in the past year just to rest. Federal inspectors detected cesium 137 in a shipment of cloves sent to California, but blocked the import from Indonesia. The CU Buffs could have beaten BYU, but their QB Salter just doesn’t have high football intelligence. Ashton Jeanty is starting to click with the Las Vegas Raiders. The AFC West is the best division in the NFL. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ben Stiller has an expensive healthy soda called Stiller’s Soda. This takes Connery down memory lane. Hershey wins lawsuit claiming its Reese's Halloween candies aren't spooky enough. The French navy has seized nearly 10 tons of cocaine worth more than $600 million from a fishing vessel off the coast of West Africa. Mailbag: Was it childish or funny that Trump replaced Biden’s picture with an auto-pen? Why I favor radio over video. My awkward encounter with Detroit Lions legend and hall of fame running back - Barry Sanders. If the Denver Broncos miss the playoffs, should the Broncos move on from Sean Payton? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That awkward moment people try to return to work after quitting for the Rapture. Multiple people have been attacked by squirrels in California. Bad enough to go to the emergency room. A Florida Woman has been arrested for an alleged Silly String attack against a local man. Radioactive shrimp are now affecting 34 states… including Colorado. MLB will implement the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System in 2026. Russel Wilson of the New York Giants, will now be the backup behind Jaxson Dart. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Tom Brady joins robotic massage company Aescape. Cue up the Deshaun Watson jokes. A teaching assistant in South Carolina was arrested and charged for allegedly using "poop spray" at a high school. Mark Schlereth used my line on the Rich Eisen show when talking about Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB, Baker Mayfield. Tom Brady angered PETA during the Cowboys Bears game. We give you anti-animal language phrases. The NBA admits Nikola Jokic is the best player in the NBA. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Public toilets in China are now requiring users to watch advertisements to access toilet paper. And Samsung confirms ads are coming to its smart refrigerators. Japanese researchers received the 2025 Ig Nobel Prize in biology for painting stripes on cows. Mississippi strip club will have biscuits and gravy wrestling. Is it time to panic about the Denver Broncos after their loss to the L.A. Chargers? Is the Bo Nix hate justified? The Colorado Rockies can’t even suck right. They surpassed the 41 games win mark over the weekend, edging out the 2024 White Sox - Worst record post 1900, the modern era. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Uber will soon be delivering food with drones across the United States. South Park didn’t get their episode done in time, which was probably a good thing considering they use a lot of current news in their episodes. Tom Cruise is set to return as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder 2. What if movie reboots were more realistic?? Colossal Biosciences is making headlines again! They brought back the dire wolf. They’re working on woolly mammoths, and the Tasmanian tiger. Now, a breakthrough with the dodo bird. Cowboy DeHuff tells you who needs to be All Balls for the Broncos against the Chargers. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A.I. can’t even write a good headline. So if you use artificial intelligence, you better check its work. Here's the article A.I. or a lazy employee messed up into greatness - HERE! UFC boss man, Dana White, rips Jake and Logan Paul for their gimmicky lopsided fights. Jake Paul and Gervonta Davis’ fight has been canceled in Atlanta, Georgia for being a “money grabber”. Fake Adam Schefter tells us that Sean McVay, Rams head coach, says he tore his plantar fascia when calling a timeout. Injuries for the Chargers and Bengals are good news for the Denver Broncos. Khalil Mack and Joe Burrow are both out for the games against the Orange and Blue. Peyton Manning is now more of a Broncos than a Colt. Spaceballs 2 should not cast Chris Candy (John Candy’s son) as Barf Jr. It should be Shane Gillis. Cowboy and Connery DeHuff on how to deal with gym goers who wear too tight of clothes. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Update on the two teenagers who peed into a pot of broth at a hotpot restaurant in China. Cheating scandal rocks the World Stone Skimming Championships in Scotland. Also, my Scottish accent needs a lot of work. Australia approves world's first vaccine to fight Koala chlamydia epidemic. Baker Mayfield and Bo Nix are cut from the same cloth. Shedeur Sanders is getting screwed in Cleveland. The Seahawks scored on the Steelers in a bizarre way. Having sex at work while at home - probably a bad idea. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Denver Broncos defense is exposed as a fraud after losing to Daniel Jones and the Indianapolis Colts. Not a good idea: A doctor walked out of an operation for sex with a nurse. A cookie dough canister exploded in a thief’s back end. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel has some odd words of "wisdom" after their loss to the Patriots. He may be getting fired soon. The Kansas City Chiefs are 0-2, and Travis Kelce isn’t helping the team. #news #newsupdate #breakingnews Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Broncos QB Bo Nix is learning from his mistakes - hopefully. Cortland Sutton shows leadership strength by getting Bo Nix’s back. Cowboy DeHuff tells you who needs to be All Balls against the Colts. Lamar Jackson apologized for shoving a fan that shoved him and DeAndre Hopkins. Mailbag is full of listener questions, and we have some fun with it. And I give my thoughts on the Charlie Kirk assassination, school shooting in Colorado, as well as 9-11 anniversary.

UBER helicopter rides are coming as soon as next year in the U.S. Annoying fire rescue in England sends firefighters up a tree to save a lizard. A U.S. drone shot a Hellfire missile at a UAP, and the missile basically bounced off of it. Colorado Buffaloes head football coach Deion Sanders ripped the media, and they deserved it. The Denver Broncos found their ideal new neighborhood.

A man was pulled over and arrested by the police for driving a child-sized pink toy Barbie jeep along one of the main roads in Canada. Actor Raymond Cruz was arrested for spraying woman/kid with a hose. Avi Lobe - Harvard astrophysicist gave an update on Atlas 3I. Donald Trump is asking people to donate $15 so he can get into heaven. Has the public gone too far with criticizing Philles Karen?

Phillies Karen demands the home run ball from kid. The CU Buffs and Deion Sanders have QB drama thanks to Ryan Staub. Denver Broncos defense shined against Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. Bo Nix and the Broncos stumbled, but regained their footing. Cowboy DeHuff handed out his All Balls award for week 1. A New Zealand woman walked on Legos for a world record. A lady called her boss a dick head, and was awarded $40k by the UK courts. Star Wars nerd bought a light saber for $3.6m. Send in your "Fact or Fiction" headlines to dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

A Japanese town wants to limit daily smartphone use to two hours. Connery DeHuff gives advice on how to deal with that. People in Georgia played kickball for 52 consecutive hours. Aussie DeHuff wasn’t too impressed by this. James Gunn announced the 'Man of Tomorrow' Superman Sequel will be released July 9th 2027. Nerds are excited. Back in late July, a man was arrested while dressed as a Chuck E Cheese in Tallahassee, Florida. Cowboy DeHuff and Harry Caray DeHuff handle the sports section: Rockies break the 100 game loss mark for the third straight season. Cowboy gives you the All Balls Keys to Victory for the Broncos Titans game.

Brand new $1M luxury yacht tips over and sinks in Turkey, 15 minutes after launching. A woman in Japan lost millions of Yen - $6k U.S. - after being conned by a man claiming to be an astronaut. Google's autonomous ride service Waymo is coming to Denver. Kawhi Leonard and L.A. Clippers owner Steve Ballmer just got outed by Pablo Torre for fraudulent behavior to beat the NBA salary cap.

I’m the unofficial podcast of Porta-potty. NASA is looking for volunteers for its Artemis II program. You could do a flyby of our moon. Katie Holmes ate $100, caviar-topped chicken nuggets at US Open. And the “chef” that made that, is a jerk. The Smashing Machine is said to be Oscar worthy, and Dwayne Johnson’s greatest work. Week one of the NFL season is finally here!!!

Banana hammocks, G-Strings, and influencers are things I don’t want to see at a waterpark. FYI - don’t jack it at a Korn concert, it’ll end badly. Reaction to Jerry Jones insulting Micah Parsons on the way out the door. Real life superhero in Florida? Or just a creepy dude stopping another dude who was breaking the law…. And the worst 6 hour flight happened last week in Australia…. Will human civilization be relevant in 500 years?

Deion Sanders is shocked by the Colorado student section smoking weed during the game. Thanks to Romi Bean of CBS 4 for the audio/video. Guys - What not to do on the first date. Will our planet be invaded by ETs in October? Accidentally eating “special” brownies. Little League umpires can damage kids. AUGUST RECAP: We learned not to eat blue pork or radioactive shrimp. If you go to a WNBA game, maybe don’t bring a green dildo to toss on the court. If you have a small pet, you can opt to send it to Denmark so their predators can eat it. When changing a company logo… put some effort into it. Adults shouldn’t go down tube slides. Sad Trombone makes everything ok. The Cleveland Browns are a terrible franchise. If you refuse to get off a farmer’s land, they might spray you with shit. A good chunk of people hope an alien probe does make it to Earth… maybe that will shake us all into pulling our heads out of our butts.

More radioactive shrimp at Walmart. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are engaged, but I rain on the parade. Cracker Barrel submitted to the haters, and changed their logo back to the old one. Orgy Dome destroyed Burning Man - and we try to come up with a good sponsor for the Orgy Dome. Guinness World Records announced some unclaimed records. Rockies can’t even lose right.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte (PSL) is back at Starbucks. Will you partake? The California Butt sniffer has been caught, again. WNBA dildo tosser, apprehended in Ohio. Boomer Esiason exposes cheap-ass Cincinnati Bengals. Shedeur Sanders advanced in depth chart for the Cleveland Browns.