DeHuff Uncensored

A Japanese town wants to limit daily smartphone use to two hours. Connery DeHuff gives advice on how to deal with that. People in Georgia played kickball for 52 consecutive hours. Aussie DeHuff wasn’t too impressed by this. James Gunn announced the 'Man of Tomorrow' Superman Sequel will be released July 9th 2027. Nerds are excited. Back in late July, a man was arrested while dressed as a Chuck E Cheese in Tallahassee, Florida. Cowboy DeHuff and Harry Caray DeHuff handle the sports section: Rockies break the 100 game loss mark for the third straight season. Cowboy gives you the All Balls Keys to Victory for the Broncos Titans game.

Brand new $1M luxury yacht tips over and sinks in Turkey, 15 minutes after launching. A woman in Japan lost millions of Yen - $6k U.S. - after being conned by a man claiming to be an astronaut. Google's autonomous ride service Waymo is coming to Denver. Kawhi Leonard and L.A. Clippers owner Steve Ballmer just got outed by Pablo Torre for fraudulent behavior to beat the NBA salary cap.

I’m the unofficial podcast of Porta-potty. NASA is looking for volunteers for its Artemis II program. You could do a flyby of our moon. Katie Holmes ate $100, caviar-topped chicken nuggets at US Open. And the “chef” that made that, is a jerk. The Smashing Machine is said to be Oscar worthy, and Dwayne Johnson’s greatest work. Week one of the NFL season is finally here!!!

Banana hammocks, G-Strings, and influencers are things I don’t want to see at a waterpark. FYI - don’t jack it at a Korn concert, it’ll end badly. Reaction to Jerry Jones insulting Micah Parsons on the way out the door. Real life superhero in Florida? Or just a creepy dude stopping another dude who was breaking the law…. And the worst 6 hour flight happened last week in Australia…. Will human civilization be relevant in 500 years?

Deion Sanders is shocked by the Colorado student section smoking weed during the game. Thanks to Romi Bean of CBS 4 for the audio/video. Guys - What not to do on the first date. Will our planet be invaded by ETs in October? Accidentally eating “special” brownies. Little League umpires can damage kids. AUGUST RECAP: We learned not to eat blue pork or radioactive shrimp. If you go to a WNBA game, maybe don’t bring a green dildo to toss on the court. If you have a small pet, you can opt to send it to Denmark so their predators can eat it. When changing a company logo… put some effort into it. Adults shouldn’t go down tube slides. Sad Trombone makes everything ok. The Cleveland Browns are a terrible franchise. If you refuse to get off a farmer’s land, they might spray you with shit. A good chunk of people hope an alien probe does make it to Earth… maybe that will shake us all into pulling our heads out of our butts.

More radioactive shrimp at Walmart. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are engaged, but I rain on the parade. Cracker Barrel submitted to the haters, and changed their logo back to the old one. Orgy Dome destroyed Burning Man - and we try to come up with a good sponsor for the Orgy Dome. Guinness World Records announced some unclaimed records. Rockies can’t even lose right.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte (PSL) is back at Starbucks. Will you partake? The California Butt sniffer has been caught, again. WNBA dildo tosser, apprehended in Ohio. Boomer Esiason exposes cheap-ass Cincinnati Bengals. Shedeur Sanders advanced in depth chart for the Cleveland Browns.

Bad news for Shedeur Sanders! He’s still on the Cleveland Browns roster as their number 4 quarterback. Shilo Sanders waived by the Buccaneers, and the day prior, he got ejected for throwing a punch on a Bills player. The Air Guitar World Championships concluded. Finland is the best on the planet at pretending to play an instrument. Chipotle is delivering via drones in Texas. This could end badly, but I kind of like it. Tomatina is a giant food fight that has over 120 tons of tomatoes being thrown by about 22k people.

McDonald’s is lowering the cost on some of its menu options due to items getting out of hand. “McDonald’s and its US franchisees agreed to price 8 popular combo meals at 15% less than the total cost of buying the items separately, with the chain offering financial support to franchisees if they agree to lower prices.” Cracker Barrel has upset a large number of people. Why? Because they changed their logo. Yeah, I feel like I’m missing something. NFL preseason wraps up. What happens to the Browns QB room and Shedeur Sanders? Will the Denver Broncos have a beefed up run game?

Radioactive shrimp sold by Walmart is forcing customers to toss them in the trash. But is that the best thing to do? Scientists at King's College London discovered keratin, a protein found in hair, skin and wool that is often used in reparative shampoos, can also help with teeth. Downer DeHuff reacts to volcano erupting during a proposal. Robert Griffin III thinks the Indianapolis Colts are tanking for Arch Manning. A kid, maybe 13 years old, jumped on the field at a Padres game, and some people are upset that security tackled and dog-piled on him. And I made a listener/viewer “release” as they consumed the show.

PETA is going after Nintendo for their cow in the Switch Mario Kart game. British man rides 55 different roller coasters in one week - Broke the Guinness World Record. Don’t eat blue wild pig meat - California says. Elon Musk thinks people want a robot to mow their lawn and watch their kids. After the city of Denver laid off almost 200 employees due to budget cuts, 10 of 13 city council members are planning to go to a $26k work retreat. Adam Silver is evil - NBA on NBC is set to roll out “Coast 2 Coast Tuesday,” where the second leg of a Tuesday night NBA doubleheader will begin at 11:00 PM ET instead of 10:30 PM ET. No matter what, the Colorado Rockies are still terrible until the Monforts sell.

F-15 Ride-Along passenger accidentally ejects while on the ground. Emergency responders in Connecticut rescued a 40-year-old man who was wedged inside the middle portion of a tube slide. Scientists in China plan to have robots giving birth to human babies by 2026. Robot Olympics took place this weekend in Beijing. Broncos continue exploring Lone Tree for new stadium location. Ryan Harris, former Denver Bronco - current color commentator for 9news, took the fall for misinformation being put on the screen during the Broncos / Cardinals preseason game. Dillon Gabriel threw shade at Shedeur, then tried to backtrack. A’ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces with a fart analogy.

Colorado rabbits with horn & tentacle like growths cause alarm - but should it? Shedeur Sanders is banged up and is day-to-day to play against the Eagles. Broncos have another joint practice. What to expect against the Cardinals. Man's giant dong caused him to break his arm. Weird trend - guys who refuse to wipe their backend.

Fighting or banging aliens - what do you prefer? Swifties are going nutty over Taylor Swift's appearance on Travis Kelce’s podcast, New Heights. Terrible coworkers. I’m thinking about being an influencer that works out with my pant’s stuffed. Jerry Jones said the Dallas Cowboys are like a soap opera. Bo Nix talked with Kay Adams, and he’s focused on perfection - maybe too much. Cowboy DeHuff and Connery DeHuff answer questions.

Taylor Swift allegedly joined my show to break some news. Tay-Tay will be on her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s podcast “New Heights”… guessing to promote her new album - Life of a showgirl. Or, maybe they’re getting married. Whatever the reason, Swifties are going to tune in. AOL is shutting down its dial-up internet service as of September 30th. Savannah Bananas came to Coors Field over the weekend and the result should be embarrassing for the Colorado Rockies. Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a $7.7 billion deal over seven years beginning in 2026.

Shedeur Sanders shut down a lot of his haters in his first preseason game. But can he do it again for the Browns? A quick recap of the Denver Broncos San Francisco 49ers game. Some GenZers are using pacifiers to soothe themselves in the workplace. Starbucks in Korea is cracking down on customers who set up desktop computers, printers, partitions or multi-tap power strips inside stores. Harvard scientist says a Manhattan-sized interstellar object could be an alien probe here to 'destroy us'. Breast milk ice cream is here to stay. Four men are rowing across the Atlantic Ocean. About 3,500 miles. Their purpose is to raise money for Head Up, a charity based in the United Kingdom that promotes mental health awareness for their military. - Thanks to BarStool Sports for bringing this story to light. Also, don’t walk your dog in a stroller.

Karen! A woman filed an HR complaint against her co-worker for not being invited to their wedding. McDonalds still claims Grimace is a taste bud. I still call B.S. Golf hole pooper in Norway is still on the loose. Which leads me to explain why Travis Kelce sucked in Happy Gilmore 2. Another green dildo made its way to the WNBA court, this time hitting Sophie Cunningham. I found out who is behind it. Broncos QB, Bo Nix is shedding some light on how he prepares for the season. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is a weird dude. ep. 808

Furious farmers in France have gone viral after they sprayed a mixture of feces and water on about 400 squatters. USDA is using Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver movie scenes to frighten wolves. Influencer Mariana Barutkina breaks spine while attempting the Nicki Minaj Stiletto challenge.Email-bag has listeners giving me a wrestler name. Due to injuries, Shedeur Sanders, who's sitting 4th on the depth chart for the Cleveland Browns, will get the start on Friday night against the Panthers.

"WWE: Unreal" is converting my family into wrestling fans. But, I’m having a hard time getting on the bandwagon. I do the worst Pat McAfee impression. Denmark zoo asks the public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators. A passenger was escorted off a Ryanair flight after he was caught allegedly vaping in the bathroom, resulting in a two-hour delay. Officials in Northern Yorkshire say a rat 'over 22 inches long from nose to tail' was discovered inside a home by pest control workers. An Ohio couple says that they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen over 30 years ago. Members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing in Alaska when their mascot, Buoy the sea troll, was charged by a grizzly bear.

You analyze my bizarre dreams. Smokey the Bear arrested a guy in Florida for stealing signs of - Smokey the Bear. Michael Jackson’s dirty stage sock sells for nearly $9K at French auction. Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania. Harry Caray seems concerned. Man was arrested for throwing a green dildo on the court of a WNBA game. Bills Mafia said, “What’s the big deal?”