Horse Girls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. This episode we talk for a real long time about books being read to us by robots. Or big fuzzy robot bedtime story tellers- aka accessibility readers. Thank you robot helpers! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. This episode just feels really Egyptian to me. It's just got that certain hieroglyphs type feel. Sand. Pyramids. Rami Malik. You get it. Honestly this episode is really an episode before an episode. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. If you want some pre homework for this weeks episode feel free to look up 'Tsavo Man-Eaters'. Then you can feel so much cooler and more educated than we are! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim and the Horns Over Hoops Podcast into a full-fledged Horse Girl. There's no rule in the podcast book that says we can't join the Horns Over Hoops podcast to talk about Air bud! There may even be a cameo from a basketball man - I genuinely would not know. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Air Bud | Movie

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. This week Tim is spilling all the tea on Jules and Pete! He has a blog and he's gonna USE IT! Just like Rogue Tim cannot be controlled even with a really big bit. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Tim has become a diva. Finally. When we started on this journey to turn him into a horse girl but we didn't respect it but that power is out now. And he's a dressage girl. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. We read the first 13 chapters of Luck. Is what I SAID TO TIM AND JENNA WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BETRAYED ME! Those monsters. Those betrayers. Those mutineers. I am angry. I am untethered. I am FULL OF RAGE. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Irregardless of how much you enjoy this podcast we are doing this with regard for the word irregardless. We are BRINGING IT BACK! Or to... was it a word before? Irregardless... New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Courage | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Well, today, we're doing just that -- to TV's Travis! That's right, your favorite Horse Girls appeared on "Wait, You Haven't Seen...?" and discussed that classic animated masterpiece, "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"! With MAATT DAAAAMON Check out TV's Travis WYHS backlog here: https://tvstravis.com/podcast/wyhs New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! The Horse Crew is back in house to tackle the THIRD Eventing book! And we meet Alex. No not that Alex. Other Alex, we like Alex. No not THAT Alex- the OTHER Alex! How are you not following?? New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Courage Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! ASwanNamedEmily and Alex are absolutely OVERJOYED to talk to Carrie Seim the famous author of Horse Girl about her newest book Horse Camp! Find out where to get your very own copy at https://horsegirlbook.com and find out more about Carrie at https://carrieseim.com! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Horse Camp | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! This book is really going to help Tim with his dress-age. If only he would stop berating children! We keep telling him, no no the misguided children are what keep the lights on at Horse Girls HQ but apparently he just can't get over the bad internet posts about him... anyways. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Listen, I don't know what Cascada is, and neither do you. Stop questioning me. All thots no vibes on this one. If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Pete and Jules start a couples scam. They decide they both get money or no one gets money. Which is kind of how we run horse girls. You get all of us or NONE of us! That's right! Who is the one who thinks they don't need to be sent to the podcasting dressage? VOTE NOW! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Just like Jule's we PROBABLY won't kill a man... probably.... oh wait, Jenna said I can't say that. Jenna said everything I previously said was false. Jenna is calling the lawyers... JENNA! JENNA NO! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Have you ever stopped 69% of the way through the book? You know. Half way? HALF WAY TIM? TIM! YOU CALL THAT HALF WAY?? I mean, it's a very funny place to stop buy half way it is not. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We begin our journey in the hot and humid lands of Florida. In the heart of horse country. We are genuinely very excited to start the Eventing series with Natalie Keller Reinert. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Pop culture influencer ASwanNamedEmily is here to help us understand how to be cool and how to use social media! Also pop sensation. Also the coolest artist on the planet. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Horse Girl | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Stephen Adams joins us to talk about horses, but he has a problematic relationship here see because most of the time he wants to combine them with hand grenades? Like... did he even consider how we would be at a severe disadvantage when he armed the horses? Anyways, Stephen Adams, horse armorer. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Into the West | Movie