This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

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Hello, we are Callum and Chelsea of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe. So tune in as we find out how it got burned, why he's covering himself in black paint and what the hell Mandy's even about, on whatever platform you get your podcasts. Chelsea didn't get any of those references. But she will.

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Media & Entertainment Podcasts

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Hello, we are Callum and Chelsea of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe. So tune in as we find out how it got burned, why he's covering himself in black paint and what the hell Mandy's even about, on whatever platform you get your podcasts. *Chelsea didn't get any of those references.* But she will.

Twitter:

@niccagepod

Language:

English

Email:

tpiwotbotdoi@gmail.com

Episodes

Snake Eyes (Re-Uploaded)

5/3/2022

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence We’re back after our unscheduled hiatus, and it’s time for 90s thrill ride, ‘Snake Eyes’. Tune in to find out: Who is Gary Sinus? What the hell is CSI Vanilla? When will Halle Berry grace the front of the Radio Times? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed...

Duration:00:53:10

Snake Eyes

5/3/2022

Duration:00:53:10

Peggy Sue Got Married

3/7/2022

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Peggy-Sue Got Married (and went back in time, but that’s a bit too long to fit in the title). Tune in for this Back-to-the-Future-for-Mums to find out: Is this a Dracula prequel? What does BHF stand for? Who is Uncle Director? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts!...

Duration:01:04:06

Willy's Wonderland

2/6/2022

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence February is off to the worst possible start. We’ve got ourselves trapped in a purpler-grey children’s entertainment venue with a bunch of murderous sentient robots! Oh no! That’s right, listeners. It’s time to watch Willy’s Wonderland. Tune in to find out: Which famous puppet will absolutely cut a bitch if given the chance? How many Hollywood production companies does it take to screw in a...

Duration:01:00:52

Con Air

1/10/2022

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let’s hope this one is full of even more Nicolas Cage nonsense than the last (and lots less full of regular nonsense, like the world ending)! This month, we’re watching fan favourite: Con Air. So grab your fluffy bunnies and tune in to find out: Where is Balabama? Are tractors faster than fire? What is Treasure Air: A New Legacy? And why does it star Bugs Bunny? And send...

Duration:00:56:34

2021: Year in Review

12/25/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Ok it’s actually Christmas now. Here’s a little festive treat (or trick) for y’all. Byeeeeeeee.

Duration:00:05:03

Trapped in Paradise

12/6/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It’s Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! Well, near enough. And to celebrate these dark nights getting shorter and shorter, we’ve been watching the festive (not quite) classic: Trapped in Paradise. Tune in to find out: Why is it so hard to get that Home Alone money? Where are all the Sarahs? Is snow bulletproof? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle...

Duration:00:59:45

Pig

11/8/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Hey, look. We know we’re a week late putting this episode out, but Halloween had to be properly observed as the perfect holiday that it is. This time we’re watching mumble core drama: PIG! Tune in to find out: Is it wise to record a podcast on bonfire night? What actually is a truffle? What’s better: babies or pigs (there is a correct answer)? And send us your suggestions for which...

Duration:00:47:23

Mandy

10/4/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence! We’re back from the ether of the summer and super-pumped for Spooky Season. In honour of this hallowed Halloween tradition, we’re watching Mandy - a gory, revenge fest full of trippy nonsense. Tune in to find out: Why do space demons drive quad bikes? Does Chelsea have a thing for lumberjacks? What on Nic Cage’s green earth is Pooh-Bearing? And send us your suggestions for which Cage...

Duration:00:45:50

The Shark Cage Returns, Part Three: Ghost Rider 2

9/6/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It’s the third and final part of the Shark Cage and things have gone waaaaay downhill because we decided it was time for a sequel. That’s right, it’s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. Tune in to find out: Is Jerry Springer the devil? Will Ghost Rider finally go kayaking? What’s more scary: A Blacksmith Copyright Pirate or some skeletons? And tune in next month as we return to our regular...

Duration:00:35:41

The Shark Cage Returns, Part Two: The Weather Man

8/2/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence CW: Child abuse It’s part two of the Shark Cage and we’re feeling surprisingly optimistic! It’s time for ‘comedy’ The Weather Man. Tune in to find out: Did we ever think we would hear Michael Caine discussing camel toes? What ever happened to the guy who flew around the world in a hot air balloon? Did he ever come back? Why is this weather man so soggy? And tune in next time for the...

Duration:00:41:27

The Shark Cage Returns, Part One: The Runner

7/5/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence CW: Mentions of alcoholism It’s part one of the Shark Cage and we’re preparing for another action-packed day of Nicolas Cage hell! This time we settle in for political ‘thriller’ The Runner. Tune in to find out: Does Callum have an oil fetish? Can a flop be a lemon? Are Callum and Chelsea history? And tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment of The Shark Cage! Find us on...

Duration:00:31:18

Buzzfeed Bonus

6/7/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It’s only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people! In this minisode, we plumb the depths of Buzzfeed for the best Nicolas Cage personality quizzes. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Duration:00:18:10

Jiu Jitsu

5/31/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for Netflix martial arts sci-fi mess, ‘Jiu Jitsu’. Tune in to find out: What if Willie Nelson joined the Fast & Furious family? What would happen if Thanos and Voldemort made a baby? What does Bernard Matthews do to his turkeys? And tune in next time for the return of The Shark Cage! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If...

Duration:00:46:48

Community

5/17/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It’s only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people! Thanks to the NBC/Yahoo sitcom, Community, we ask the question: Nicolas Cage - Good or Bad? Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Duration:00:14:20

Color Out of Space

5/3/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for Lovecraft adaptation ‘Color Out of Space’. Tune in to find out: Why is a car aerial so funny to us? Is Nicolas Cage hot now? Why Mandy fans can suck it. And tune in next time for something much, much worse: ‘Jiu Jitsu’. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple...

Duration:00:57:01

Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

4/19/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for the super-meta superhero cartoon, Teen Titans Go! To the Movies. Tune in to find out: Who is Balloon Man? What is the Fortress of Solitude Retirement Home? Is Jason Momoa the ideal Alfred? Join us next time for something a little weirder: ‘Color Out of Space’. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the...

Duration:00:44:18

Bringing Out the Dead

4/5/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us for Martin Scorsese’s paramedic nightmare, ‘Bringing Out the Dead’, a Disney picture. Tune in to find out: Is this film really part of the Scrubs extended universe, and therefore a gateway drug to House? Does Nicolas Cage really look like a priest? Why is our mission now to live, laugh, love? Join us next time for something a little lighter: ‘Teen Titans Go! To the...

Duration:00:42:30

Inconceivable

3/22/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Prepare yourselves for the absolute pile of steaming nonsense that is ‘Inconceivable’. TW: Mentions of abuse, addiction and miscarriage. Tune in to find out: What the fuck is ‘Dorf on Golf’? How do you keep a pet jellyfish (or octopus)? Is it more plausible that Callum will become famous, or that he’ll Freaky Friday with Robert Downey Jr? And join us next time for Now-Disney-Owned...

Duration:00:42:40

3/7/2021

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Let us take you back in time to a land of Justin Timberlake and Goblet of Fire haircuts. That’s right, it’s time to talk about the for-some-reason-beloved-by-Netflix sci-fi action thriller, Next (2007). Tune in to find out: What are The Magician’s Olives? When can we expect the release of Cage’s next obvious hit: ‘Time-Slapped’? Did someone just libel Gary Busey and his dog film? Join us...

Duration:00:54:11