Who Is My Doctor?!

The first question... the question that must never be answered... hidden in plain sight... The question you've been running from all your life: Can Zach cross his eyes?

Everybody climb inside Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle with Porridge and Impresario Webley! .....what the hell am I talking about?

Today we learn a very important lesson that we can take into our everyday lives: red is cured by green.

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get the center of a TARDIS? Let's find out!

It occurs to me as I write this description... I don't think anyone ever actually hides in this episode. I mean, the Crooked Man hides his lower jaw, but I don't think that counts!

Yo, dawg, I heard you liked Cold Wars, so we put a Cold War on in a cold war place during the cold war so The Doctor and a Martian can Cold War while they Cold War.

Praise the sun! And feed him your most dramatic of monologues in the hopes that you can keep riding Space Mountain: Ghost Galaxy!

Uh-oh, the internet's evil again! Hate when that happens. I swear, you can't swing a dead cat video around here without some evil corporation trying to suck your literal soul into a London database.

It's Christmas in July, everybody! That magical time when children get all snug in their beds before running for their lives from their evil ice nanny!

What killed the dinosaurs?! Turns out it was a teenager's corpse! Is that more or less dramatic than the Ice Age?

NEW YORK CITY??!? That's right, the city of apples! The big place that's always awake! And now it's swarming with hungry time angels. Hey, it can't be any worse than the Mets, amirite or amirite? .....I'm sorry, I'll just let you listen to the podcast. Support us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find all of our socials, past episodes, and places to subscribe at our website!: wimdpod.com

Three is a magic number. Too bad this is the fourth episode of series 7. Like can these fools really not COUNT?! Support us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find all of our socials, past episodes, and places to subscribe at our website!: wimdpod.com

This podcast ain't big enough for the two of us... it's big enough for three of us! Cassie brings in a special guest for this episode where the Doctor faces off against a cosplaying cyborg! Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find all of our socials, past episodes, and places to subscribe at our NEW website!: wimdpod.com

Step right up folks and get exactly what it says on the tin, we've got Dinosaurs! We've got a spaceship! We've got on a! What more could ask for?! Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find all of our socials, past episodes, and places to subscribe at our NEW website!: wimdpod.com

Are you telling me these genocidal alien squids with suction cups hands might be a little not all right in the head? I don't buy it. Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find all of our socials, past episodes, and places to subscribe at our NEW website!: wimdpod.com

The Doctor once claimed to be Santa, so does that mean he's going to give a child a sword this Christmas? Only one way to find out! Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find us on BlueSky, Threads, Twitter, and Instragram: @WIMDPod

Hey, uh, is every wedding the Doctor goes to going to be attached to the end of the universe? Just saying, this seems like an omen. Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find us on BlueSky, Threads, Twitter, and Instragram: @WIMDPod

It's time for the return of everyone's 7th or 8th favorite cat in the movie Cats, James Corden, only this time he faces off against his greatest nemesis: a baby.

Holy hosting, Batman, it's a guest episode! And it's full of bull! Well, half-bull, technically... This is one of our smarter episodes, I promise. Subscribe to us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and your name in the outro! patreon.com/WhoIsMyDoctor Find us on BlueSky, Threads, Twitter, and Instragram: @WIMDPod

Hey, we've made it to 75 episodes! High five! Oh, no, that makes the robot nurses shut down. Whoops!