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Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

Location:

Melbourne, VIC

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

Language:

English

Contact:

257 Clarendon Street South Melbourne Vic 3205 1 333 53


Episodes
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A middle-aged ghost | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 8

11/10/2025
The most haunted house in Australia is up for sale, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – is YOUR house haunted? Reverse The Verse is back for another round, and we chat about a couple of Aussie girls who thought they got caught in the rain… turns out it was a possum peeing on them. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:43:20

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A full on stiffy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 7

11/7/2025
Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the things you’ve walked into, after a man walked straight into a sign while checking out an attractive woman. Plus, police were called to a “lion” on the loose in the Irish woodlands… turns out it was a dog with a silly haircut. So we’re asking: When have you accidentally called 000? SEE YA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:57

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I’d hate to call you Dad | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 6

11/6/2025
It’s a very happy Thrust Thursday from Adelaide today! We’ve got new information on the heist that rocked The Louvre recently, and it’s not looking good for their security team. We’ve also decided to offer up our billboards to the listeners, AND we ask the question – when did you cheat fate? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:59

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Lie and Jarch | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 5

11/5/2025
Today is not Lulu’s day… she’s lost her voice AND she’s been rocked by a scandal. We’ve received a voice message from the United Kingdom, and it’s raised some questions around Lu’s credibility. Oh and we also talk about the pros of morning sex. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:42:28

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Stop playing with your breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 4

11/4/2025
Not even the race that stops the nation can stop Lu and Jarch! We’ve got a cup themed game “Melbourne Cup or Made Up”, we play a prank on a real estate agent who hates his job, and we hear a Judge Jarchy argument so strong the defendant belongs in a real-life court room. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:14

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Lost a tooth in Magaluf | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 3

11/3/2025
Lu and Jarch are fresh off the back of their very first live podcast show. They’ve had no sleep and they’re in the mood to cause chaos, so it’s a very loose ‘no undie Mundie’. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, and we want to know – what knocked your teeth out? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:44:55

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Inundated with pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 31

10/31/2025
Happy Freeball Friday...and Happy Halloween! Today Lu and Jarch ask the question - when did you know you were poor? And things go even more rogue than usual when the boys from Superwog drop by the studio. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:26:11

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A disappointment to the family | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 30

10/30/2025
Happy Thrust Thursday! 140 Aussie students were taught the wrong thing before their year 12 Ancient History exams. The teachers clearly don’t know the difference between Augustus and Julius Caesar, but do Lu and Jarch? And we hear stories about crazy neighbours. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:26:48

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Someone change my nappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 29

10/29/2025
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and Lu has brought her brand new hobby into work with her today. Nedd Brockmann drops into the studio to celebrate his ‘Uncomfortable Challenge’ coming to an end this afternoon, and we want to know – what hit you in the face? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:24:50

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I’m dating my ex’s sister | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 28

10/28/2025
It’s Chewbacca Tuesday and Judge Jarchy has a case to fire up the stepparents. We play a game of Reverse The Verse to celebrate the launch of our brand new station “Heart”, and we’ve found a list of the most interesting items confiscated from airports across Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:30:39

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Sleep Pooper | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 27

10/27/2025
Lu and Jarch kick off a brand-new week with some stories about sleepwalking. And we put Jarch to the test to see how strong his relationships are with the rest of the team – find out if he passed with flying colours or failed miserably. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:28:48

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Bum Bum | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 24

10/24/2025
Happy Freeball Friday!! Lu and Jarch want to know - what did you eat your lunch with - after a tradie was filmed using a levelling tool to eat his pasta. And we have a laugh at some dads who suck at technology. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:34:49

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Blame your cropdust on someone else | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 23

10/23/2025
Today on the show, Judge Jarchy hears another case, and this one has the parents out there fired up. A shocking study has declared Australia the 7thfunniest country in the world, so we put our funniest listeners on air to prove the research wrong. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:27:57

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Fanny Bay | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 22

10/22/2025
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday! Today on the show, Lu and Jarch go head-to-head in a game of “is this a real place in Australia or did we make it up?”. And we ask the question…is the bush coming back? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:35

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Criminal LDD | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 21

10/21/2025
Last week Lu claimed she’s watched enough TV to know how to break into a car, so today we put her to the test! We gave her ten minutes, a coathanger, and LP’s blessing — did she successfully break into his car? Plus, Jarch does some dancing for Lu to see if she can spot the most attractive dance move, according to new research. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:28:36

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Conquer those lips | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 20

10/20/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch need your help! Jarch showed up unannounced at Lu’s house – so we want to know, can you leave someone outside if they show up uninvited? And a delivery man has done something unhinged at Lu’s house while delivering her washing machine. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:32:05

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Sally with the dirty undies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 17

10/17/2025
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show, Lu goes undercover on a rival radio show to try score herself a meet and greet with Pitbull. Jarch delivers another memorable bingle, this time it’s for Davids Truck Training. And Reverse The Verse is back, and it might be our best round yet! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:44

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A zipped willy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 16

10/16/2025
Big show today! Unpack Your Dad returns, and Lu has a Pitbull update after sliding into his DMs yesterday. Plus, we hear about a dad who misunderstood his daughters request for a K-Pop themed birthday party and threw her a North Korean one instead - complete with flags and a Kim Jong Un cut out! SEEYA TOMORROW for Freeball Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:51

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Captain No Underpants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 15

10/15/2025
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today Lu and Jarch want to know… who saw your undies? Plus Jarch forgot his t-shirt so he had to dig a dirty one out of his car, and Lu is on a quest to meet Pitbull this weekend so some listeners helped her slide into his DMs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:27

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Nudity is natural | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 14

10/14/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about things that are NOT illegal but should be. And Judge Jarchy is back with his most divisive case yet! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:42:30