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Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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Melbourne, VIC

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

Language:

English

Contact:

257 Clarendon Street South Melbourne Vic 3205 1 333 53


Episodes
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Boys gone wild | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 10

12/10/2025
Today on the show we have a very special witness in the courtroom for Judge Jarchy. Who Sighters for Foo Fighters continues with carry over champ Cooper, and another round of Convergence. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:40:04

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Poopy Coopy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December 9

12/9/2025
Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! A man has been filmed complaining of a bad back after sleeping in a hospital chair while his wife gave birth – so Lu and Jarch want to know – when was your husband a big baby? And Lu tells a story about how a bird pooped on her over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:42:04

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I want those balls | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 8

12/8/2025
It’s no undie Mundie, and today on the show Lu and Jarch play the very first round of Who Sighters for Foo Fighters. There’s still time to win flights + accom to see The Fooies live so head online to enter before Friday 12th! The team hold an intervention on Jarch, and Alpha-Bet You Can’t Stay In Time is back. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:24

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Good use of the word emulate| Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 4

12/5/2025
Happy Freeball Friday. Today Lu and Jarch had a very special call from someone who told us our business jingles have gone GLOBAL. And we tackled our hardest but most successful round of Reverse The Verse yet! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:33:34

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A relaxed cool chick | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday December 4

12/4/2025
Today on Thrust Thursday we put 2 players head-to-head for a round of 2 Letters 1 Word. And Oprah has won over the hearts of Australia by doing something very…dirty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:34:43

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Get your mind out of the gutter | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 3

12/3/2025
A man had to apologise for his pregnant partners unhinged pizza request, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did your pregnant partner do? We hear some fresh complaints from the complaints department, and in Finland employees hold their work meetings completely naked in saunas…so the show might be relocating. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:44

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Do you like prunes? I’ve got 2 in my pants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December2

12/2/2025
Judge Jarchy fired up the nation for Chewbacca Tuesday today! And a new study has shown that single people are more likely to meet their partner in the grocery store than on a dating app, so Lu and Jarch went on a trip to the supermarket and put the research to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:44

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You dress like an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 1

12/1/2025
Today on the show we hear some of Australia’s best dad jokes…because a very special member of the team has a very special announcement. We play a round of Convergence, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy sent her a text message giving her some feedback on something she does terribly. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:25

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Titties and tears | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 28

11/28/2025
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch want to know – how did you get out of a fine? We squeeze in another round of Reverse the Verse, and we perform one of our catchiest bingles so far. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:38

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Little crop top boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 27

11/27/2025
It’s Aus music t-shirt day today and Jarch has had a slight issue with his t-shirt. To celebrate the special day, we play a game of Aussie band name…or not. And we hear stories on things you saw in someone else’s house that made you never want to go back. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:31:28

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I’m freezing…and itchy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 26

11/26/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch unpack your grandpa. A lady got her jeans stuck in an awkward position during a proposal in Rome, so we ask, what did you get your clothes caught on. And we have a juicy new segment… the complaints department. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:44:33

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Cringing in our panties | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 25

11/25/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch launch a brand new game…it’s called Alpha-bet you can’t stay in time, and it’s a tough one to win! Plus Judge Jarchy hears a case about adults ordering off the kids menu, and Mummy and Daddy have left their Christmas Party outfits to the last minute. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:53

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Let’s bring some class and decorum back to this show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 24

11/24/2025
We’re kicking off a brand new week with Convergence, are Lu and Jarch on the same page? Plus, some lads in the UK have mistaken nail polish for lip gloss and painted it on their lips, so we want to know – when did you use a product the wrong way? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:36:36

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A little finger boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 21

11/21/2025
We made it to Freeball Friday! Today on the show Lu and Jarch chat about how many layers are acceptable to wear at an airport to avoid baggage fees, and 2 letters 1 word gets heated. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:33:43

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Everyone forgot mummy’s birthday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 20

11/20/2025
It’s Luisa’s 32nd birthday today, and the entire team forgot! Nonetheless it’s a fun show - a therapist does a surprise reading into some of the evil looking doodles Jarch has been drawing in the studio, and a very special guest takes on You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:41:14

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Jackets for birds | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 19

11/19/2025
Today on the show, Jarch puts in an admirable effort on Say the Thing. And a new trend of kids pranking their parents with automated messages is going viral, so Lu and Jarch give it a go on FarmerBoy69 and Franco. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:33:49

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These aren’t tears I just yawned | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 18

11/18/2025
Today on the show, the best radio game of all time is back… QUICK MOO! Apparently yelling at a seagull makes it leave you alone, and a man has lost his pants on a rollercoaster so of course we’re asking – when did your pants fall down? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:36:59

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Pull your pants up | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 17

11/17/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about the Scottish man who accidentally woke up on a random couple’s couch after stumbling into the wrong apartment on a night out. Plus, the internet is divided over a woman’s reason for turning down her partner’s proposal, and Lu reveals the truly psychotic thing her boyfriend Wumpy did on a flight over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:00

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The Wristy Queen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 14

11/14/2025
Happy Freeball Friday! A man was caught walking 16,000 steps after calling in sick for a foot injury, so today Lu and Jarch chat sickie scandals. And apparently dark chocolate can improve your memory in as little as an hour, so we put it to the test! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:17

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Your hips are pathological liars | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 13

11/13/2025
A South Australian girl got a free serving of maggots when she bought a croissant from a local café. So today on the show, Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you find in your food? Convergence is back for another round, and Lu saw a different side of Jarch at the gym today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:40:59