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Most Expensive House, News From Florida, & Love Pile

Today my co-host brandon is still out of town, but we still have a great show, beginning with the most expensive house in America! $250,000,000 US dollars! That's an insane amount of money! with 3,530 Sq meters (38,000 Sq feet), 12 bedrooms, 21 bathrooms, three kitchewns, and a helipad, only the craziest rich guys would even consider buying this house! What is your house like? In the audio file, I speak about the house i own with my wife, and why I would never buy a place like this...


Homeless Pile, Nazi With Jewish Wife, & Measure Your Feet Day

On this week's edition of the English Express Radio Program, we discuss a homeless pile! It seems Denver is giving homeless folks one way tickets out of town, and a new survey says 33 is the magic age most people start caring about people other than themselves. Then a poor bangledesh man in Saudi Arabia had the audacity to look through the window of a jewelery store and was made fun of for it on social media. Download the show using the link provided and hear all of today's stories along...


Trump News, Crazy Protesters, & New Trump Moth

So, Donald Trump is officially the new 45th president of the United States, and not everyone is happy about it! In an effort to educate people who might only be watching what is happening in America from afar, we begin today of the English Express Radio Program with some interesting facts about the inaguartion, and we hear from some of those people who are less than happy. Download the 30 minute audio file right now, and let us know what you think! We play a few sound bites from Ashley...


MLK Day, DMV Pennies, & Nazi Shoes

Monday was Martin Luther King Jr day here in America. If you don't know who King was, he is an incredibly important figure in American history who fought for civil rights for all minorities in the 1960's. He was assasinated by a bullet to the head and is now remembered on the 3rd monday of January each year. To honor him, we begin with a quiz - "Know Your King" where Brandon tests his knowledge of pop culture questions with the word "King" somewhere in the answer. Then, we discuss many...


Food Pile, Audience Quiz & Couple Uses Neighbor To Get Pregnant

Today on The English Express radio podcast, we begin with a food pile. We learn that Tart Cherry juice helps you sleep better and longer, while another man drinks poison to avoid jail (he deserves to both die and rot in jail. Sadly, we can only subject him to one of those). For those who enjoy KFC, there is now a KFC scented candle so your entire house can smell like fried chicken, even when you don't actually have any. For those who don't know, whenever you order coffee from a Starbucks,...


Smartphones, Parties, & Toilet For Rent

Today on the English Express Radio Show, we start with smartphone news, including the American cities who buy the newest stuff. Then we find out how smartphones can make you go blind, and why you hate the way you look in photos. We also talk about a new invention that Police can use to lasso your car, and why women care so much about which side of the bed they get to sleep on. Then we get into party news and discover how you can tell who is rich and who is poor at your next big gathering....


Holiday Pile, Zombie Christmas, & Nazi Teenagers

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! The holiday season is upon us! I thought it would be interesting to discuss some holiday news, including some examples of children writing to Santa Claus and what they say. Another Christmas tradition is going to meet santa at your local mall - well about 27% of dog owners are now taking their pets to sit on santa's lap... why??? I have no earthly clue. The holiday photo industry is a 2.2 Billion dollar market though! So at least Santa doesnt mind! Then in...


Awful Ice Rink, Listener Mail & The Love Pile

We are back with a great English Express Radio program for you today. We start in Japan, where they have built an ice skating rink that many are calling "weird, immoral, and soulless". We'll tell you about it. Then, we got an email in from Peter in Nigeria who asks us a question about love, relationships, and sex. We answer him of course, and this leads us directly into the Love Pile. In today's love pile, we go over the new Men's Health article "How To Have A Great Conversation With...


Listener Mail, Technology Pile, & Names Women Hate To Be Called

Why on earth do people keep listening to us? Oh, right, because GOOD TALENT is HARD TO FIND! You want a radio show you can connect with, and feel comfortable listening to. Well, you probably don’t want to actually admit you listen, but that sure doesn’t keep you from writing in or otherwise commenting on our show! That’s why we ... Read More


Turkey Talk, WTFlorida? & Thanksgiving Facts

How did you spend your Thanksgiving? Good food and fun? Or if you live in a country other than the USA, did you celebrate at all? On today’s show, we talk about how we spent our thanksgiving, and recount some of the ways you know your thanksgiving was bad (Turkey? I thought YOU were bringing the turkey!). It also happens ... Read More


Strange Thanksgiving Invitation, Black Friday, Trump Tattoo, Holiday Foods & Dirty Habits

Have you ever gotten a text message from a stranger? Did you start conversing with the stranger, or just ignore it? What would you when the stranger invites you to Thanksgiving dinner? One man in Mesa Arizona let the unsuspecting Grandma know that, no, I’m not your grandson… “Can I still get a plate tho?” Today’s 30 minute radio program ... Read More


Trump Firsts, Jerk Test, & AOL Uber Driver

So, the election is over and Donald Trump will soon take over as the 45th president. We don’t want to get too into the controversy surrounding his election, so we instead bring you a variety of interesting Donald Trump firsts. You can listen to the full radio program by downloading the audio file directly here. Read below to find out ... Read More


Soup Personalities, Russia Freezing Heads, Using Plastic Bags Argument

What is your favorite type of soup? Can your preference tell you what kind of person you’ll be most attracted to? Psychologists have discovered an astonishing link between what you ladle into a bowl and what kind of man will really bring your passion to a boil. A recent study shows that a woman’s choice of soup reveals her ideal ... Read More


Halloween Facts in America, Blondes are Smart, & Presidential Politics

Of course the big news in America these days is the impending Presidential election between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Until about a week ago, it seemed Hillary was well on her way to clinching the election – but, uh oh now it looks like the FBI has reopened the investigation into her private email server, with 650,000 new pieces ... Read More


Hurricane Pizza, Tortoise & Hare Race, And The Political Pile

What would you if you were stuck in the middle of a hurricane without any food? You’re certainly not going to evacuate like a sane person, I mean who wouldn’t just hang out and weather a terrible Category 5 storm that killed over 900 people including 28 dead in the United States? You’re still hungry though, so why not order ... Read More


Homeless Showers In The Park, Man Tried 4 Times For Murder, & Travel Pile

Homeless people. Where are they supposed to take showers? They don’t have an actual shower to use, and you can’t always use a public bathroom sink, so what do you do? Apparently, you go to a public park, break off one of the sprinkler heads, and shower that way. Never mind that single shower is using about 900 gallons before ... Read More


Love Gone Wrong, Things NOT to Say To A Pregnant Woman, Pet Pile, & Criminals

We begin this week’s program with a story of love. A 68 year old man with two failed marriages won the lottery, and is now married to a 24 year old stripper. Unfortunately, something went wrong in this relationship too (and no, it’s not what you’re thinking). Despite the MAJOR issue in their relationship, these crazy kids are vowing to ... Read More


Popular Animals, Biggest Regrets, & The Food Pile: Jokes About Coffee

Today on the radio program, we start with the most popular animals people keep as pets – what do you think? Are dogs more popular pets, or are cats? Plus we go over the numbers of people keeping exotic animals like tigers. Are you “Going Green“? How about your significant other? It turns out that when one partner goes green, ... Read More


Dumb Things Make You Angry, Listener Mail, Cartoon Quiz, & Political Pile

Today we begin with the small dumb things that shouldn’t make you angry, but DO. things such as going to the restroom only to discover that someone else just used the last of the toilet paper – and didn’t replace it with new roll. Or missing a call by 2 seconds, immediately calling back, and then they don’t answer. We ... Read More


Bailing on a Bad Date & Reasons You Will NEVER be Rich!

Have you ever been on a really bad date before? The kind you regret going on about 14 seconds after it starts? If so, how do you get yourself out of a bad situation? According to cosmo magazine, Lie, Lie, Tell the truth, or Run. We’ll go over the whole list on today’s edition of The English Express Radio Podcast. ... Read More