Brown Bag Mornings

The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌴] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:48) Chisme (4:25) Rap Sheet (6:19) Petty Police (12:57) The Weather W/ Concrete! (14:52) Homie Helpline (42:22) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets! (44:44) Don't You Know I'm Local (47:48) Chisme (49:53) Rap Sheet (51:56) Box Talk (56:02) Studious Foo (59:51) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew is live from Las Vegas breaking down Teyana Taylor’s legendary hoodie-and-sweats response to Billboard’s teleprompter disaster. 🎰🧥 We’re hitting a heated Homie Helpline for Leo, who is fighting "demons" and wanting to leave his 10-year relationship just because he finally lost weight and got some "rizz". 🏋️‍♂️😈 Ray Ray calls in from prison to give some "A1" advice on whether Leo should stay home or embrace his inner dog. ⛓️📱 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re warning you about the "sharky summer" hitting SoCal beaches and debunking those scary DMV immigration data rumors. 🦈🛂 Plus, the squad investigates the Max Martin secret behind Justin Timberlake’s "May" obsession and places their group bets on the Benavidez fight. 🥊💸 [Edited by @iamdyre 🌴] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:19) Petty Police (7:47) Homie Helpline (23:12) Don't You Know I'm Local (26:14) Box Talk Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline where a drunken car fight led to an aunt calling ICE on her sister’s boyfriend, sparking a massive debate on family loyalty and "snitch" rewards. Between the drama, the crew roasts Klay Thompson for acting "nonchalant" on a boat after his breakup and investigates a viral seagull screeching competition where humans are dressing up as "raccoons of the sea." [Edited by @iamdyre 🥦] Chapters (00:00) Box Talk (2:36) Chisme (6:01) Rap Sheet (8:49) Scrolling (11:59) The Weather W/ Concrete! (14:30) Homie Helpline (42:52) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets! (44:53) Chisme (50:10) Rap Sheet (53:09) Money Moves (56:51) Studious Foo (1:01:12) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into the ultimate family betrayal as a caller reveals his aunt contacted ICE following a physical altercation between family members. 😱⚖️ We’re joined by an immigration paralegal who breaks down the "evil" intention behind calling authorities directly and why these actions change a person's trajectory forever. 🏥🚔 Over in the world of petty, Slim Thug is caught switching up his "Houston thirst" for Megan Thee Stallion, while Klay Thompson is out here driving boats to mask the pain of his recent breakup. 🛥️💔 Plus, the crew discusses Jay-Z’s evolution in emotional intelligence and the importance of being an authentic "old head" in hip-hop. 🎤💎 We are also broadcasting live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where Concrete’s dad, Poppy, is stealing the spotlight in the press room! 🎰🥊 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so make sure you check your mail because hundreds of millions in California inflation relief money is set to expire at midnight! 💸💳 [Edited by @iamdyre 🥦] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:27) Homie Helpline (27:35) Money Moves (24:36) Rap Sheet Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew holds a high-stakes middle school intervention on the Homie Helpline for 13-year-old Ana Lisia, whose attempt to "shoot her shot" with a "huzz" led to her getting blocked and fighting with her gay bestie. Between the playground drama, the squad investigates King Charles’ petty tug-of-war handshake with Trump and the viral sardine fast that has girls smelling like fish for the sake of "glowy skin". [Edited by @iamdyre 🔎] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:52) Chisme (6:36) Petty Police (10:44) Scrolling (12:58) The Weather W/ Concrete! (14:42) Homie Helpline (31:41) Chris Brown/Usher Tix! (36:01) Don't You Know I'm Local (40:12) Chisme (42:59) Rap Sheet (48:10) Money Moves (52:55) Studious Foo (55:35) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is diving into the absolute audacity of an OC man who tried to secure free gas by telling a clerk that money isn't a "contract of reality." ⛽🧠 The Homie Helpline gets emotional for 13-year-old Analysia, whose bestie ghosted her after she got rejected and blocked by her crush. 💔📱 Things get fishy as we investigate the viral "sardine fast" and why girls are eating straight out of the can just for "glowy skin." 🐟✨ Concrete Storm hits us with a "thong sandal" weather report while we expose Dodgers pitcher Blake Snell’s secret 2012 rap career! 🎤⚾ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we're also breaking down those viral lo-fi Norteno beats and the "all-caps name" ticket loophole. 🆔🚔 [Edited by @iamdyre 🧢] Chapters (00:00) Scrolling (4:08) Homie Helpline (13:38) Don't You Know I'm Local (17:47) Money Moves (22:32) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother’s spare room to escape a wife whose "reckless mouth" has turned their seven-year marriage into a verbal battleground. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Jim Jones for his viral standoff at Lowe's and investigates Ray J’s claims that Kris Jenner handpicked the "hits" from a three-tape sex tape trilogy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💎] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (6:14) Chisme (8:11) Petty Police (12:40) Scrolling (14:30) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:47) Homie Helpline (40:36) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets! (42:47) Don't You Know I'm Local (46:13) Chisme (50:21) Taylor Swift (52:25) Movie Talk (56:42) Stagecoach (59:11) Money Moves (1:04:40) Studious Foo (1:07:22) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew breaks down Jim Jones’ viral showdown at Lowe's after a manager refused to honor a $78 sale price on locks, leading to a police standoff and some legendary petty recording. 🔒📸 We dive into a heavy Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother's house to escape his wife’s verbal abuse and see if "tough love" can actually save a seven-year marriage. 🏠💊 The squad also reacts to WWE’s Joe Hendry getting a whole stadium to sing a "fire Logan Paul" anthem and roasts Vic for his Tesla speeding habits. 🎤🚫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on the CHP’s 24-hour "Maximum Enforcement Period" currently targeting speed demons across California! 🚔💨 Finally, we check out the Raiders’ new "Tokyo Toe" kicker who taught himself on YouTube and highlight the top five money mistakes you're definitely making in your 30s. 💸🏈 [Edited by @iamdyre 💵] Chapters (00:00) Petty Police (6:20) Homie Helpline (24:45) Don't You Know I'm Local (28:10) Money Moves (33:38) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (5:48) Petty Police (14:00) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:05) Homie Helpline (38:48) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets! (44:21) Don't You Know I'm Local (49:18) Chisme (53:19) Rap Sheet (57:23) Money Moves (1:00:18) Studious Foo (1:05:07) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave". NBA star Brandon Ingram learns a tough lesson after calling GloRilla "annoying" to the press, resulting in a public "lighting up" and a change in behavior. Megan Thee Stallion officially dumps Klay Thompson for "light-skinned brother activities" and refusing to be monogamous after nine months of dating. Finally, the crew gets heated over the LA Rams GM wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey in the middle of an LA playoff series, sparking a "sellout" vs. "owner loyalty" debate. [Edited by @iamdyre 👹] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (5:41) Petty Police (9:07) Homie Helpline (25:27) Chisme (29:22) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he’s never even held a girl’s hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the new Superman movie messing up their commissary routine. [Edited by @iamdyre 👹] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:19) Rap Sheet (5:49) Petty Police (8:50) Scrolling (12:39) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:36) Homie Helpline (40:30) Chris Brown/Usher Tix! (42:29) Chisme (45:01) Rap Sheet (47:11) Money Moves (50:20) Studious Foo (53:07) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into the viral TikTok trend where kids are trying to see how far they can "juke" security guards inside Scientology buildings before getting kicked out. We’re hitting the Homie Helpline to help Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose "Platinum V-card" has made him the target of his coworkers' jokes. From a caller who spent $100 in Mexico to lose his virginity to a "baddy" Latina DJ who admits she’s actually hunting for nerdy guys, the advice is flying wild today. We also break down the high-stakes drama of a US soldier facing prison for using classified intel to win $400,000 on a betting app. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are wrapping up with the absolute chaos of the NFL Draft, including the Philadelphia Eagles stealing a local star right out of the Steelers' hands! 🏈🏴‍☠️ [Edited by @iamdyre 🏴‍☠️] Chapters (00:00) Scrolling (3:50) Homie Helpline (23:02) Money Moves (26:11) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue’s accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz’ biggest hit. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥠] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:54) Chisme (7:44) Rap Sheet (11:54) Petty Police (19:39) Scrolling (22:57) The Weather W/ Concrete! (24:17) Homie Helpline (50:26) Chris Brown/Usher Tix! (55:16) Love on the Spectrum (57:26) Don't You Know I'm Local (58:35) Chisme (1:02:04) Rap Sheet (1:04:26) Money Moves (1:07:21) Studious Foo (1:09:31) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline turns into a live dating show as Anthony ditches his thripple-seeking boyfriend to link up with Jesus for some "peculiar parts" and LA adventures! 👬🎡 Concrete puts $100 on the line for anyone who can spot his "pivotal" background cameo in the infamous 2017 Tupac biopic. 🎥💰 We’re breaking down the graphic autopsy update in the Celeste Rivas case as her singer boyfriend prepares to face a judge for the "Tesla frunk" murder. ⚖️🥀 JetBlue gets caught admitting they hike up ticket prices based on your cookies, and MrBeast is offering a million dollars to anyone who can eat an entire grocery store. ✈️🍪 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we're also sounding the alarm on the invasive Asian jumping worms currently invading California soil! [Edited by @iamdyre ✈️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:46) Rap Sheet (7:56) Scrolling (11:13) Homie Helpline (23:50) Chisme (27:13) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto. [Edited by @iamdyre 😻] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards. (3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants. (6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life". (8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex. (12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing. (16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields. (45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws (46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix! (56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money. (1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors. (1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts. (1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva. (1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad gets way too personal as Vic reveals a tragic Mexico "shart" story involving white high-top Air Forces and some bad luck. 👟💩 We’re diving into the "Rihanna Kush" rumors after Jonah Hill claimed her stash made his friend poop her pants at a bar! 🌿💨 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Jeremy—who’s out here making "wind money"—tries to choose between his ride-or-die ex, his baby mama, and a "baddie" who doesn't know his past. 💸👰 Angel Reese gets petty on Instagram after her current man dunks on her ex, and the crew debates if she’s taking the "W" or staying stuck in the past. 🏀🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re also breaking down why LAUSD is snatching iPads away from kids to "build character" with missing book pages. 📚📵 Finally, we roast the NBA’s cheapest owner, "El Cheapo," for banning free playoff t-shirts and making players check out of hotels early to save a buck! 🏨📉 [Edited by @iamdyre 💩] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:10) Petty Police (6:40) Homie Helpline (20:59) Don't You Know I'm Local (24:50) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We’re breaking down Drake’s "Iceman" era as fans go feral in Canada trying to melt his frozen album secrets with fire and hammers. 🧊🔥 The Homie Helpline gets intense for Lucas, a reformed "squabbler" whose in-laws are using "selective morality" to judge his past while they don't even have driving licenses themselves! 🏎️🤡 We also dive into the Hollywood McDonald’s drama where Ice Spice reportedly got "mixed slapped" during a late-night fries run that might just be a wild marketing stunt. 🍟🥊 Concrete Storm delivers a rhyming forecast through the rain, and we celebrate the crews keeping the streets safe for National Work Zone Awareness Week. 🚧🧡 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we're holding it down for the workers and the streets of LA! 💯 [Edited by @iamdyre ⛅] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:33) Scrolling (7:01) Homie Helpline (26:07) Rap Sheet (30:49) Don't You Know I'm Local Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad tries to stop Lucas from "watching his mouse" and squaring up with his girlfriend’s judgmental family, who keep hating on his new Dodge Charger despite their own questionable driving statuses. Meanwhile, the crew roasts Travis Barker for publicly sucking on Kourtney Kardashian’s toes for her birthday and investigates why Drake is making fans use sledgehammers on giant blocks of ice in Canada to find his album release date. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐭] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:23) Chisme (4:47) Rap Sheet (8:18) Petty Police (12:24) Scrolling (12:24) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:08) Homie Helpline (55:48) Chris Brown & Usher Tickets! (1:00:33) Rap Sheet (1:05:16) Chisme (1:08:09) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:10:37) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend has been taking secret jail calls from his "knucklehead" brother to hear him vent about his side pieces behind bars. Between the family crash out the crew investigates Birdman’s viral explanation for kissing Lil Wayne on the lips and roasts Nike for claiming that walkers at the Boston Marathon are merely "tolerated". [Edited by @iamdyre 🚕] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in a thin Temecula backyard. (2:39) Chisme: The singer boyfriend of Celeste Rivas is finally arrested after her body was found in a Tesla. (5:40) Rap Sheet: Birdman explains his "father-son" bond and why he kissed Lil Wayne. (9:29) Petty Police: Nike faces backlash for "Walkers Tolerated" posters, prompting Hoka and Altra to clap back. (12:35) Scrolling: Viral audio of pilots meowing and asking air traffic control about Fetty Wap. (15:13) Monday Mashup (17:20) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:23) Homie Helpline: Diego’s girl gets caught taking secret jail calls from his brother. (46:28) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets! (49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew take credit for a Simi Valley explosion. (51:05) Chisme: Cardi B goes on a backstage rant against disrespectful venue staff in Atlanta. (54:25) Rap Sheet: The crew shares "almost drowned" stories and Gucci Mane reunites with the woman who saved him. (57:48) Money Moves: A small business owner loses $20,000 in a Coachella "Justin Bieber team" scam. (1:00:54) Studious Foo: China invents a "toilet seat" driver's seat for those stuck in heavy traffic. (1:03:23) Play Ball: Brock Lesnar’s emotional retirement and John Cena’s "awkward" return at Wrestlemania. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is breaking down Birdman’s emotional defense of his "father-son" bond with Lil Wayne and debating the boundaries of parental affection. 👄 We’re hitting a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend is taking secret jail calls from his brother behind his back! 📞🚔 Nike catches heat from the Petty Police for their "Walkers tolerated" signs at the Boston Marathon, sparking a hilarious brand war with Hoka and Altra. 🏃‍♂️💨 Plus, Vic reports live from a wild WrestleMania weekend in Vegas where Brock Lesnar unexpectedly retired and John Cena gave fans a serious case of "deja vu." 🤼‍♂️✨ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we also investigate the "silent" dangers of drowning and why a Coachella rental owner is out four electric vehicles after a "Belieber" fraud went south! 🏎️💨 [Edited by @iamdyre 🔨] CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Rap Sheet (03:52) Petty Police (06:56) Homie Helpline (23:00) Rap Sheet (29:28) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.