Guitars on the Beach

They're back! The Pete & Dud of catgut. With all the scoops on GOTB 2020.

House bandsters Jon Matthews and Mark Foxhall drop in, along with Mark's charming lady Sharon, to reveal that Bob Is God, apparently. However God doesn't get much of a word in as Gob turns up drunk after a night on the new GOTB "rocktail".

After 2 years of trying Bob & The Gob finally land the interview which reveals all about GOTB chairman & house band leader Brian Street. Plus: the GOTB cocktail and Bob discussing threesomes.

We have received a number of complaints [1] from a lady enquiring after the whereabouts of the GOTB Podcast. She writes: “Listening to the aurally-dishevelled ramblings of Bob & The Gob is the highlight of my week, I love hearing them making it up as they go along, seemingly inebriated and clearly without as much as a clue between them. “However, I cannot locate the Podcast on this site and I wonder whether it has been removed in the interests of maintaining sober, decent and professional radio standards?” Fear not madam, says Bob, the Podcast is easily located right at the bottom of the Home page. Right at the bottom, where it belongs. If this site had a sewer you’d find it there. In this week’s episode, Bobby reveals how the Podcast’s audience has shot up to now number an audited 34, of whom 8 are Geoff loving the sound of his own voice.

Bob and The Gob are back, with a new short & at times very snappy new-format podcast - in which they reveal how GOTB 2019 has thrilled Keith Richards.

GUITARS ON THE BEACH 2019 will be staged on Saturday June 15th in Lyme Regis For its 7th year the unique and free event which invites guitarists of all ages and abilities from all over the UK to play together in one big band on the sand will be going back to the Sixties to make it much more of a beach dance party. The main play-along song will be the 1964 Cliff Richard hit "ON THE BEACH" “It’s such an obvious song for such a fun day that it has only taken us seven years to realise it”

Bob & Geoff are joined by Niall Squire of the Funkin' Skunks to assess this year's gig and reveal Bob's fab ideas for 2019.

In an exclusive 4-way, Bobby and Gobby are joined by "the bad boys" of the House Band, Jon Matthews and Mark Foxhall, who reveal all about their multi-instrumentalism, famous friends and family and generally behave themselves [apart from the cross-dressing confessions and the matter of playing the anal flute].

An ancient and modern edition; the pod gets brassy as young house bander Jake Causley, the Korean favourite and the Xtreme Radio DJ, joins Bob to add sax appeal and reveal the age gap as he puzzles over the identity of Eric Clapton. Plus breaking parking news and shock no swearing.

A bumper, saga-length show with lots of news: filming of GOTB The Movie, how GOTB will out-Abba Abba, exclusive interview with act guitarist Tyler Street and why the young ones will star on the day.

In which NASA Bob's computer gets bored and turns off the recording twice. A classic.

Bobby's back - with surprise guest Joe Musto, house band drummer and star of the Albert Hall. Plus wristband alert, how great are The IOUs and news of a bid to set the record for Britain's biggest waltz.

Bob's poorly but struggling on as he deals with builders' bottoms and Baker's fears of being on a Russian hit list, amid great news of the GOTB April 14 fund-raiser and an after-party for GOTB fans on June 16.

The first pan-Iberian podcast as The Podfather calls in from sunny Spain to check on pals in trans-Siberian blizzard and discuss the OGWT and why the other whispering Bob should come to GOTB.

As GOTB's answer to the Muppet Show's Statler & Waldorf fondly reflect on Afghan coats and other hippy wear of their distant youth, fab news is revealed on a sparkling new sponsor and the April 14th GOTB fund-raiser.

As his gloomy partner plunges further into depression, Podfather Bob Brooker remains upbeat about the new Rhinestone Cowboy tutorial, whether the house band plays too loudly and the matter of musical director Brian Street dressing up in women's clothes.

This week Bob the Podfather teams up with GOTB supremo Brian Street for an exclusive guitar tutorial as his usual partner falls further into the slough of despond, which is all self-inflicted

The Podfather's new astonishing link to George Harrison, an appeal for more women, news of the exclusive benefit show, meeting Chuck Berry, naked dentistry and hot goss that Jeremy Corbyn is joining the sand band.

In which Bob courts potential outrage by revealing the entire sand band set, advocating wife-sharing, confessing how he lost Eric Clapton's plectrum and tells why he'll be dressed as a cowboy on June 16. A spokesman has denied that Y.M.C.A is to be added.

Bob Brooker & Geoff Baker this week discuss a rock star rescue, Bob's new tooth, the fab new website, hot sponsor news, a fantastic fund-raiser gig, fossil-finding tips, Olivia De Havilland in Broadchurch, the return of the house band pin-up, how to become a GOTB groupie and why Bob steers clear of white lines.